· Season 10 · Round 20
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 8:18.889 | — | 12 | +11 | 35 | 13.8 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:38.439 | +19.55 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 17.2 |
| 3 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 8:42.189 | +23.30 | 11 | +8 | 38 | 13.9 |
| 4 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 8:49.894 | +31.01 | 15 | +11 | 34 | 14.1 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:55.616 | +36.73 | 9 | +4 | 30 | 13.7 |
| 6 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 8:58.427 | +39.54 | 3 | -3 | 39 | 13.4 |
| 7 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 9:03.800 | +44.91 | 7 | 0 | 33 | 14.6 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 9:41.273 | +82.38 | 1 | -7 | 42 | 15.2 |
| 9 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 9:44.677 | +85.79 | 10 | +1 | 41 | 14.4 |
| 10 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 9:46.749 | +87.86 | 5 | -5 | 31 | 15.5 |
| 11 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 9:49.390 | +90.50 | 4 | -7 | 28 | 11.8 |
| 12 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 9:49.495 | +90.61 | 6 | -6 | 28 | 14.8 |
| 13 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:49.895 | +91.01 | 13 | 0 | 40 | 13.6 |
| 14 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 9:58.255 | +99.37 | 14 | 0 | 34 | 15.5 |
| 15 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 10:05.045 | +106.16 | 16 | +1 | 44 | 11.5 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:25.344 | +126.46 | 8 | -8 | 31 | 13.2 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 18.5 contacts an event coming in.
6.539
Right into it goes Gravy. Averaging 16.2 contacts an event coming in.
12.028
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 3-15-7-3-2.
15.811
Up goes Radiator. Recent finishes: 7-6-5-6-7.
24.033
That is the sport, right there.
28.444
Heavy contact for Wide Load. Averaging 14.3 contacts an event coming in.
32.122
They will not want to see that again.
35.622
And it all goes wrong.
39.033
That is going to sting in the morning.
42.489
Crawlspace is completely off the deck.
47.539
They will not want to see that again.
51.161
Yolk gets air.
54.978
Yolk is airborne.
58.428
That is the sport, right there.
1:02.128
Big air for Radiator.
1:07.539
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:12.033
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:17.011
The Lieutenant finds trouble.
1:20.622
That is a big one for The Coaster.
1:24.133
Custard gets air.
1:27.822
They will not want to see that again.
1:31.872
And Yolk takes flight.
1:35.283
Butter Bean is completely off the deck.
1:38.928
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:44.183
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:50.672
Thick Rick gets hit hard.
1:55.422
Right into it goes Refried Ron.
2:01.933
Here comes Thick Rick.
2:04.389
Look at that.
2:07.789
The Coaster takes it.
2:12.872
Butter Bean gets hit hard.
2:18.089
Floppy Joe finds trouble.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Refried Ron | 1.567 | Refried Ron 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 4.917 | Honey Mustard 2.995 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Thick Rick | 7.472 | Thick Rick 2.355 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Thick Rick | 11.089 | Yolk 3.228 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Thick Rick | 12.939 | The Lieutenant 1.661 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Thick Rick | 19.794 | Thick Rick 6.855 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 22.656 | The Coaster 2.750 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Thick Rick | 25.339 | Yolk 1.406 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Thick Rick | 28.889 | Yolk 2.189 |
| The Drops | Metal | Thick Rick | 30.617 | Yolk 1.594 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Thick Rick | 32.194 | The Lieutenant 1.434 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Thick Rick | 33.600 | The Lieutenant 1.327 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Thick Rick | 35.817 | The Coaster 1.783 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Thick Rick | 42.111 | The Lieutenant 5.088 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Thick Rick | 45.367 | The Coaster 3.255 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 47.044 | Thick Rick 1.677 |
| The Drops | Hard | Thick Rick | 48.767 | The Coaster 1.638 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Thick Rick | 50.772 | The Coaster 1.962 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 52.139 | The Coaster 1.300 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Thick Rick | 54.850 | Gravy 2.222 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Thick Rick | 56.267 | Thick Rick 1.417 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Thick Rick | 58.211 | The Lieutenant 1.711 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Thick Rick | 58.678 | Thick Rick 0.467 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 1:11.117 | The Coaster 2.717 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Coaster | 1:13.650 | Honey Mustard 1.278 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 1:16.978 | Honey Mustard 1.366 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Coaster | 1:18.622 | Honey Mustard 1.334 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Coaster | 1:19.844 | Custard 1.195 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Coaster | 1:22.083 | Custard 1.633 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Coaster | 1:23.328 | Thick Rick 0.872 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:24.911 | Thick Rick 1.461 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:26.150 | Thick Rick 1.239 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:28.172 | Gravy 2.000 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:29.828 | Thick Rick 1.656 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:33.833 | The Coaster 3.328 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:37.339 | Thick Rick 3.506 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:39.611 | The Coaster 2.173 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Thick Rick | 1:42.394 | Yolk 2.294 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:44.561 | Gravy 2.050 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:48.378 | Thick Rick 3.817 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:51.172 | The Heel 2.655 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Thick Rick | 1:55.350 | The Lieutenant 3.983 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Thick Rick | 1:58.156 | The Lieutenant 2.678 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Thick Rick | 2:02.522 | Floppy Joe 1.378 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Thick Rick | 2:04.933 | Floppy Joe 1.322 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 11 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 16 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 21 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 24 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 26 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 28 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
237 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-10-8-16-6.
122.73
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
262 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-14-2-5-2.
8.53
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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