Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 10 · Round 23

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 8:13.306 9 +8 43 13.0
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 8:26.528 +13.22 3 +1 41 13.4
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 8:45.505 +32.20 11 +8 44 13.6
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:47.872 +34.57 10 +6 42 12.2
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:36.466 +83.16 15 +10 35 13.5
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:47.234 +93.93 8 +2 41 14.2
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:52.150 +98.84 13 +6 41 13.1
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 10:00.456 +107.15 16 +8 46 10.8
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 10:07.016 +113.71 6 -3 51 13.1
10 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 10:08.394 +115.09 2 -8 50 13.4
11 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 10:11.172 +117.87 12 +1 50 12.6
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:13.721 +120.42 7 -5 56 13.1
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 10:26.112 +132.81 1 -12 33 17.8
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:46.701 +153.40 4 -10 44 11.9
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 11:22.817 +189.51 14 -1 47 9.9
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 11:29.616 +196.31 5 -11 52 12.2
0.017
Absolute carnage.
5.533
The Coaster goes to the front.
11.072
Up goes Thick Rick. Recent finishes: 3-5-3-15-7.
14.644
Up goes Honey Mustard.
18.056
Big air for Radiator.
22.811
Chunk takes a knock. Averaging 16.0 contacts an event coming in.
26.983
That is a big one for Radiator.
31.517
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
35.311
Heavy contact for Crawlspace. Averaging 19.5 contacts an event coming in.
39.989
That is a big one for The Coaster.
43.950
Yolk gets hit hard. Averaging 15.6 contacts an event coming in.
47.733
Floppy Joe finds trouble.
51.767
Right into it goes Honey Mustard. Averaging 16.0 contacts an event coming in.
55.233
Oh dear.
1:01.128
The Heel gets hit hard.
1:05.600
No idea what happened there.
1:09.089
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:12.772
Right into it goes Honey Mustard.
1:16.311
Look at that.
1:20.428
Up goes Big Randy.
1:24.133
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:27.700
The Heel is completely off the deck.
1:31.272
Radiator is completely off the deck.
1:35.989
Big air for The Kidney.
1:39.456
And it all goes wrong.
1:43.211
Gravy is airborne.
1:47.017
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:51.361
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:55.494
Big air for Wide Load.
1:59.094
You do not see that every day.
1:59.711
The Coaster is going to win this.
2:02.572
Big Randy gets air.
2:05.972
The Coaster takes it.
2:10.211
Look at that.
2:14.117
Radiator is airborne.
2:18.944
Look at that.
2:25.694
That is going to sting in the morning.
2:29.372
The Heel gets hit hard.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard The Heel 1.594 Yolk 1.583
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 4.978 Gravy 2.883
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 7.256 The Coaster 2.278
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 10.311 Honey Mustard 2.572
The Drops Hard The Coaster 11.956 Honey Mustard 1.561
Peg Field Hard Honey Mustard 13.517 Honey Mustard 1.306
The Pinball Table Slick Honey Mustard 15.328 Honey Mustard 1.811
Collision Funnel Hard Honey Mustard 16.328 Honey Mustard 1.000
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 18.339 Thick Rick 1.906
Barrier Run Smooth Honey Mustard 19.944 The Coaster 1.527
Sweeping Curve Smooth Honey Mustard 22.317 The Coaster 2.017
Bounce Pads Smooth Honey Mustard 24.044 Honey Mustard 1.727
S-Bend Smooth Thick Rick 27.278 Thick Rick 2.461
Tight Curve Smooth Thick Rick 30.494 Thick Rick 3.216
The Funnel Smooth Thick Rick 32.650 Thick Rick 2.156
Narrow Pipe Metal Thick Rick 35.389 Yolk 2.389
The Gauntlet Smooth Thick Rick 37.594 The Coaster 2.038
The Hairpin Smooth Thick Rick 41.600 Gravy 3.684
Split Route Smooth Thick Rick 44.872 Honey Mustard 2.406
Stairwell Hard Thick Rick 49.333 Honey Mustard 3.761
Carpet Flat Carpet Honey Mustard 51.772 Gravy 2.450
Tight Curve Carpet Thick Rick 54.606 Thick Rick 2.800
The Hairpin Smooth Thick Rick 1:00.867 Yolk 4.389
Stairwell Hard The Coaster 1:04.006 Thick Rick 3.205
Fabric Run Soft fabric Thick Rick 1:05.867 Gravy 1.739
The Drops Hard Thick Rick 1:07.511 Thick Rick 1.644
Peg Field Hard The Coaster 1:09.650 Chunk 1.239
The Pinball Table Slick The Coaster 1:11.733 Chunk 1.678
Collision Funnel Hard The Coaster 1:13.300 Gravy 0.944
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 1:15.244 Gravy 1.544
Barrier Run Smooth The Coaster 1:17.928 Yolk 1.489
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 1:20.967 Thick Rick 1.889
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 1:23.156 Thick Rick 1.878
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 1:26.261 Thick Rick 2.416
Sweeping Curve Hard Thick Rick 1:28.667 Thick Rick 2.095
Slick Floor Slick The Coaster 1:31.233 The Coaster 2.294
The Plunge Metal The Coaster 1:33.328 Wide Load 1.877
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 1:35.467 Squish 2.134
The Kicker Hard The Coaster 1:36.394 The Coaster 0.927
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 1:38.244 Thick Rick 1.544
The Gap Hard The Coaster 1:40.278 Wide Load 1.862
The Drops Hard The Coaster 1:41.700 The Coaster 1.422
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 1:43.428 Gravy 1.695
The Washboard Hard The Coaster 1:47.111 Wide Load 2.317
Big Air Metal The Coaster 1:51.356 Honey Mustard 2.922
Smooth Descent Smooth The Coaster 1:55.183 Honey Mustard 1.967
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 1:57.883 Honey Mustard 2.083
Final Sprint Hard The Coaster 2:00.583 Wide Load 2.372
Target Zone Carpet The Coaster 2:01.700 Wide Load 1.028
Exit Gate Hard The Coaster 2:02.711 Wide Load 0.922
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 7 1/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 7 1/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 12 0/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 15 1/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 19 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 21 1/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 24 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
261 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-6-7-8-6.
57.28
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
238 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-7-10-8-16.
114.58
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
264 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-8-1-8.
81.02
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
259 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-5-5-7-8.
88.28
22
Butter Bean The Beans · HOME
260 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-8-6-7-5.
54.63
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
263 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-2-12-8-6.
92.53
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
263 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-15-6-4-7.
65.16
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
261 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-6-7-5-13.
78.03
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · HOME
269 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-2-15-3-6.
21.13
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
254 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-8-4-2-2.
15.57
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
272 starts, 76 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-2-3-2-3.
3.80
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
238 starts, 54 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-3-2-2.
4.77
4
Wide Load The Pucks
246 starts, 112 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 3-1-1-1-1.
5.86
3
The Coaster The Pucks
266 starts, 126 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-1-2-1-1.
4.58
2
Squish The Soft Boys
260 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-4-3-4-11.
39.36
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
267 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-4-4-4-4.
29.62

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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