· Season 10 · Round 5
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 8:00.800 | — | 3 | +2 | 36 | 14.4 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:33.045 | +32.25 | 14 | +12 | 38 | 14.4 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:58.250 | +57.45 | 7 | +4 | 42 | 12.4 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 9:17.611 | +76.81 | 12 | +8 | 46 | 13.6 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:36.105 | +95.31 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 21.0 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:44.311 | +103.51 | 13 | +7 | 32 | 13.8 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:56.373 | +115.57 | 4 | -3 | 43 | 12.3 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:57.644 | +116.84 | 15 | +7 | 49 | 14.0 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:11.095 | +130.30 | 9 | 0 | 48 | 13.7 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:20.762 | +139.96 | 8 | -2 | 47 | 15.0 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:22.951 | +142.15 | 6 | -5 | 37 | 12.3 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:34.011 | +153.21 | 1 | -11 | 55 | 12.8 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:44.567 | +163.77 | 11 | -2 | 53 | 11.9 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:46.700 | +165.90 | 2 | -12 | 46 | 9.8 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 11:11.090 | +190.29 | 16 | +1 | 39 | 12.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 11:50.011 | +229.21 | 10 | -6 | 42 | 12.3 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 17.2 contacts an event coming in.
6.861
That is a big one for Lil Nugget. Averaging 15.4 contacts an event coming in.
11.022
Look at that.
14.517
Up goes Refried Ron.
18.144
The Lieutenant is out of the race entirely. Recent finishes: 2-6-3-2-2.
21.583
Tube Sock is airborne.
25.111
Heavy contact for Slapper. Averaging 14.0 contacts an event coming in.
29.206
The Kidney gets hit hard.
40.033
Squish is coming through.
47.517
Right into it goes Slapper.
51.283
Right into it goes The Unit. Averaging 19.1 contacts an event coming in.
54.817
Long John finds trouble.
59.789
Up goes Old Gristle.
1:03.339
The Kidney is airborne.
1:08.061
Thick Rick is airborne.
1:12.228
And Thick Rick takes flight.
1:16.489
And The Coaster takes flight.
1:20.161
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:24.122
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:28.033
Slapper is coming through.
1:31.567
Big air for Pilot Light.
1:35.456
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:39.583
Look at that.
1:43.006
Big air for Thick Rick.
1:46.828
The Coaster gets air.
1:51.250
That is not going to help.
1:56.067
Absolute carnage.
1:59.633
Look at that.
2:00.761
The Coaster is going to win this.
2:03.261
Slapper gets air.
2:06.661
The Coaster wins it.
2:10.144
Pilot Light is airborne.
2:13.778
Up goes Pilot Light.
2:20.711
Oh dear.
2:25.728
Floppy Joe has stopped dead.
2:29.650
They will not want to see that again.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | The Heel | 1.594 | Lil Nugget 1.583 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Lil Nugget | 5.033 | The Coaster 2.839 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Unit | 7.728 | Slapper 2.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 10.600 | Slapper 2.811 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 12.339 | Thick Rick 1.633 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Coaster | 13.589 | The Coaster 1.250 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Coaster | 15.222 | The Coaster 1.633 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Coaster | 16.044 | The Coaster 0.822 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 17.294 | The Coaster 1.250 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 20.978 | Old Gristle 1.517 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 23.389 | Old Gristle 2.005 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 25.606 | Thick Rick 1.900 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 29.361 | Thick Rick 2.972 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 34.250 | The Unit 3.778 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 36.539 | Lil Nugget 2.289 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Lil Nugget | 39.183 | Custard 2.166 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 41.378 | Slapper 2.077 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 45.839 | Slapper 3.756 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Lil Nugget | 49.289 | Custard 3.128 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Lil Nugget | 53.789 | Old Gristle 3.655 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Lil Nugget | 56.639 | Squish 2.417 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Lil Nugget | 59.661 | Lil Nugget 3.022 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:05.350 | Thick Rick 4.450 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:08.650 | Thick Rick 3.300 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 1:10.567 | Slapper 1.777 |
| The Drops | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:12.256 | Slapper 1.623 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:13.544 | Thick Rick 1.288 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Thick Rick | 1:15.728 | Slapper 1.994 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:17.494 | Slapper 0.867 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:20.000 | Slapper 1.328 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:21.639 | The Coaster 1.400 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:24.044 | The Coaster 2.078 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:25.900 | The Coaster 1.555 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:28.611 | The Coaster 2.067 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:30.650 | The Coaster 2.000 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Thick Rick | 1:33.267 | The Coaster 2.183 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Thick Rick | 1:35.150 | The Coaster 1.834 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:37.206 | Thick Rick 2.056 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:38.128 | Thick Rick 0.922 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:39.600 | Thick Rick 1.472 |
| The Gap | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:41.728 | Thick Rick 2.128 |
| The Drops | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:43.467 | The Coaster 1.539 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:45.639 | Old Gristle 1.789 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Coaster | 1:48.561 | The Coaster 2.072 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Coaster | 1:50.950 | The Coaster 2.389 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:52.639 | The Coaster 1.689 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 1:54.717 | The Coaster 2.078 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | The Coaster | 1:56.950 | The Coaster 2.233 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 2:01.439 | Slapper 0.972 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | The Coaster | 2:03.761 | Slapper 0.884 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 8 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 11 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 14 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 21 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 25 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared5
Refried Ron
The Beans · HOME
253 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 16-8-9-5-10.
169.86
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · HOME
250 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-6-5-8-4.
65.78
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · HOME
262 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 2-3-15-1-4.
18.02
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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