Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 2 · Round 41

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Stubbs finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:16.889 16 +15 13 10.7
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:22.105 +5.22 14 +12 8 11.9
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:39.817 +22.93 12 +9 7 9.6
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:42.096 +25.21 15 +11 14 10.7
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:42.629 +25.74 2 -3 11 12.8
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:42.879 +25.99 5 -1 8 10.8
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:51.889 +35.00 13 +6 8 10.8
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:57.172 +40.28 3 -5 11 11.1
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:00.101 +43.21 11 +2 7 11.7
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:08.306 +51.42 6 -4 9 11.0
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:09.489 +52.60 9 -2 12 10.7
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:14.523 +57.63 7 -5 6 9.5
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:14.933 +58.04 10 -3 11 10.5
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:15.122 +58.23 8 -6 3 10.2
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:21.539 +64.65 1 -14 15 12.1
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:35.967 +79.08 4 -12 7 11.0
0.017
Absolute carnage.
5.089
Puck Yeah is completely off the deck.
8.572
Wide Load gets air. Recent finishes: 1-1-13-3-2.
12.661
Puck Yeah gets air.
16.217
Tube Sock gets air.
19.694
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 5-3-3-6-4.
23.278
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Averaging 11.1 contacts an event coming in.
27.417
Up goes Puck Yeah.
28.539
Here comes Puck Yeah.
31.539
Wide Load takes it. Career record: 17 wins from 47, average finish 4.1.
36.433
Look at that. Recent finishes: 8-10-6-7-8.
40.850
It is chaos out there.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Butter Bean 1.561 Butter Bean 1.561
Smooth Descent Hard Stubbs 4.717 Gravy 2.639
Sweeping Curve Hard Stubbs 6.239 Stubbs 1.522
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 8.294 Wide Load 1.428
The Drops Smooth Puck Yeah 10.356 Puck Yeah 2.062
Peg Field Metal Puck Yeah 12.272 Gravy 1.883
The Pinball Table Hard Puck Yeah 13.800 Puck Yeah 1.528
Collision Funnel Carpet Puck Yeah 15.583 Puck Yeah 1.783
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 17.911 Gravy 2.105
Barrier Run Metal Puck Yeah 21.556 Stubbs 3.444
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 23.494 Puck Yeah 1.938
Bounce Pads Slick Puck Yeah 26.106 Puck Yeah 2.612
S-Bend Hard Puck Yeah 28.356 Puck Yeah 2.250
Tight Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 30.589 Puck Yeah 2.233
The Funnel Carpet Puck Yeah 31.539 Puck Yeah 0.950
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 9 1/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 10 1/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 12 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 17 0/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 18 0/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 21 0/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 22 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-10-7-6.
40.06
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
46 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-8-7-12-6.
78.15
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
43 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-8-7-7-6.
45.11
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
44 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 12-6-7-4-5.
49.67
22
Butter Bean The Beans · HOME
43 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-5-3-16-8.
81.01
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
48 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-5-11-8-12.
69.14
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
47 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-14-8-6-13.
169.32
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · HOME
43 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 16-8-5-5-7.
102.93
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
45 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-6-2-4-3.
10.66
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
49 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 5-2-4-5-3.
7.48
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
40 starts, 10 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 13-3-1-2-2.
8.44
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
45 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-3-3-1-13.
8.56
4
Wide Load The Pucks
43 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-1-6-2-1.
8.63
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
48 starts, 25 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 1-1-1-1-2.
2.91
21
Custard The Soft Boys
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-3-4-4-14.
19.71
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
41 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-4-9-8-4.
22.35

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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