Derby · Season 9 · Round 14
Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win
Gravy took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Coaster finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:36.708 | — | 12 | +11 | 26 | 11.1 |
| 2 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:40.267 | +3.56 | 14 | +12 | 25 | 11.1 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:42.917 | +6.21 | 4 | +1 | 2 | 10.3 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:44.767 | +8.06 | 3 | -1 | 4 | 9.8 |
| 5 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:46.233 | +9.53 | 11 | +6 | 42 | 10.3 |
| 6 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:52.808 | +16.10 | 16 | +10 | 25 | 10.2 |
| 7 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 4:02.467 | +25.76 | 7 | 0 | 25 | 10.1 |
| 8 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 4:17.042 | +40.33 | 2 | -6 | 4 | 9.6 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -1 | 13 | 9.7 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +5 | 11 | 10.3 |
| — | Puck Yeah FELL | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +2 | 0 | 19.3 |
| — | Thick Rick FELL | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -3 | 0 | 19.2 |
| — | Butter Bean FELL | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 0 | 19.3 |
| — | Lil Nugget RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -4 | 0 | 1.1 |
| — | Floppy Joe FELL | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -14 | 0 | 19.2 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -10 | 0 | 1.5 |
1.792
You do not see that every day.
6.233
Beautiful. Just beautiful. That is 81 non-finishes in 285 career starts.
15.400
They will not want to see that again.
21.742
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 11-8-4-6-4.
28.767
You do not see that every day.
36.233
That is a long way off the ground.
41.350
There goes a piece of Custard. Recent finishes: 4-8-4-2-9.
50.050
They will not want to see that again.
54.658
That was always going to happen.
1:00.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:04.608
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 13-4-8-7-6.
1:10.050
It is unravelling for Custard.
1:15.292
There is nothing protecting Tender Greg now.
1:19.875
Tender Greg will not take much more. Recent finishes: 11-8-4-6-4.
1:24.217
Tender Greg is airborne!
1:33.433
That is a long way off the ground.
1:39.850
Sweaty Gerald has stalled.
1:46.567
Radiator has nothing left on it.
1:48.467
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:00.775
That has come off.
2:05.467
They felt that in the back row.
2:09.992
Radiator will not take much more.
2:19.767
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
2:25.892
Oh, that is a big one.
2:30.150
They felt that in the back row.
2:31.650
Custard has put Radiator out.
2:39.983
There goes a piece of Custard.
2:48.750
Custard is losing bits.
2:57.533
Sweaty Gerald is going nowhere.
3:02.975
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:12.533
That has come off.
3:17.725
One to go.
3:26.450
The Unit leaves something behind.
3:33.708
Gravy is coming to the flag.
3:36.708
It is Gravy!
3:42.633
Up it goes.
3:52.058
Sweaty Gerald has stalled.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 15.842 | The Lieutenant 15.842 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 35.083 | Gravy 18.066 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 53.150 | The Coaster 17.934 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:08.267 | Gravy 15.117 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:26.192 | Gravy 17.925 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:45.217 | The Lieutenant 18.309 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:04.083 | Damp Kevin 18.391 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:22.700 | The Lieutenant 17.933 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:38.275 | The Coaster 14.525 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:58.300 | The Lieutenant 16.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:17.725 | The Coaster 17.833 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:36.708 | The Lieutenant 18.408 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 6 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 16 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 23 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
206 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 10-16-16-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
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No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.
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