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Derby · Season 9 · Round 4

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:41.800 — 14 +13 33 10.7
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:44.400 +2.60 11 +9 25 10.3
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.183 +3.38 3 0 4 9.7
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:45.417 +3.62 4 0 6 9.9
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:47.058 +5.26 16 +11 26 10.7
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:56.258 +14.46 8 +2 22 9.8
— Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -5 2 9.6
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +4 35 11.1
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +6 22 10.3
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -3 12 9.7
— Slapper FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.4
— Stubbs FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Butter Bean FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Floppy Joe FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.4
1.792
You do not see that every day.
6.217
They will not want to see that again.
11.000
Custard takes the lead. Career record: 7 wins from 272, average finish 5.4.
20.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
24.458
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-2-3-14-2.
28.742
That was always going to happen.
36.150
That has come off.
42.233
The Heel is losing bits.
47.750
Chunk takes the lead.
52.458
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 4-4-9-4-4.
58.000
Chunk goes to the front. Career record: 77 wins from 273, average finish 3.6.
1:07.258
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:15.925
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 4-5-4-3-4.
1:23.092
Chunk leaves something behind.
1:31.567
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:37.525
Up it goes.
1:42.242
Absolute carnage.
1:48.433
That was always going to happen.
1:57.642
You do not see that every day.
2:05.783
Wide Load is airborne!
2:12.358
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
2:22.050
That is a long way off the ground.
2:30.125
Chunk is airborne!
2:36.442
That has come off.
2:43.358
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
2:54.450
Up it goes.
3:03.925
Squish has nothing left on it.
3:08.450
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:10.275
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:14.767
This is the last of it.
3:21.725
That is real damage.
3:27.325
Squish will not be back.
3:28.825
And that is Chunk finished.
3:38.800
Here comes Wide Load.
3:39.650
Wide Load takes the lead.
3:41.800
Wide Load wins the derby.
4:09.042
That has come off.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 15.967 Custard 15.967
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 34.692 Big Randy 18.700
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 53.850 Wide Load 17.933
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:09.475 Chunk 15.200
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:29.117 Big Randy 18.316
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:48.750 Big Randy 18.342
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:08.617 The Lieutenant 18.050
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:27.167 Chunk 18.550
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:42.158 Chunk 14.991
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:57.092 Chunk 14.934
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 3:14.767 Wide Load 16.850
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 3:41.800 Wide Load 17.708
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 10 1/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 12 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 14 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 16 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
199 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 12-12-7-13-11.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles
194 starts, 11 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-1-10-10-4.
21.08
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
212 starts, 34 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-5-3-5-5.
1.90
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
180 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-3-2-6-10.
5.05
22
Butter Bean The Beans
197 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 3-4-10-11-5.
68.87
6
The Kidney The Beans
195 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 6-12-13-12-13.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
186 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-15-11-11-14.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
191 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-4-7-10-8.
46.75
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
196 starts, 13 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 12-13-8-6-4.
86.15
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
194 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 9-9-2-3-4.
44.59
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
198 starts, 43 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 16-3-8-13-6.
10.66
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
171 starts, 5 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 11-15-3-16-15.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
192 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 14-1-11-11-12.
77.21
4
Wide Load The Pucks
208 starts, 39 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 8-6-8-1-7.
7.39
2
Squish The Soft Boys
196 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.7. Last five: 10-14-15-1-13.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
195 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 3-10-10-4-11.
24.19

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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