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Derby · Season 9 · Round 47

The Crucible

Crossbones Field · The Crucible · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Uphill section Steep banking
CHAMPIONSHIP FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took The Crucible for the The Wet Socks. Tube Sock finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:45.000 — 4 +3 23 10.7
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.700 +1.70 3 +1 24 10.9
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:47.767 +2.77 8 +5 39 11.4
— Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +7 43 11.4
— The Lieutenant RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +7 26 11.7
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 0 23 10.5
— Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 0 21 10.8
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +6 21 11.7
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +7 17 11.2
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +3 23 11.1
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 -6 14 10.3
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -2 23 11.0
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -11 11 10.6
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 10 9.9
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -6 9 10.2
— Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -15 2 9.8
2.525
That has come off.
7.575
You do not see that every day.
12.675
That is a long way off the ground.
16.950
That is a long way off the ground.
22.908
Up it goes.
28.242
That has come off.
33.900
Look at the state of it.
38.300
Extraordinary scenes.
44.433
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
47.367
Crawlspace has put Yolk out.
53.942
There goes a piece of The Coaster. Recent finishes: 3-1-1-2-2.
58.225
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 10-5-5-14-8.
1:02.708
There goes a piece of Gravy.
1:08.783
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-2-1.
1:10.283
That is Lil Nugget taking Floppy Joe with them.
1:20.050
Look at The Kidney go. Recent finishes: 10-5-5-14-8.
1:25.558
There is nothing protecting Slapper now. Recent finishes: 8-1-3-2-1.
1:29.767
Lil Nugget has stalled.
1:34.192
Up it goes.
1:40.775
That has come off.
1:45.883
They will not want to see that again.
1:47.383
Slapper is out.
1:51.600
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
1:55.875
That is a long way off the ground.
1:57.375
Squish is out, and Gravy did it.
2:03.192
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:04.692
The Coaster is out.
2:11.642
That was always going to happen.
2:22.325
Crawlspace will not take much more.
2:25.250
Crawlspace is out, and Tube Sock did it.
2:29.575
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:35.975
Oh, that is a big one.
2:39.175
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:44.350
That has come off.
2:49.417
Up it goes.
3:06.358
The Unit is losing bits.
3:14.742
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:17.258
One to go.
3:24.125
Oh, that is a big one.
3:29.450
Gravy is out.
3:42.000
Damp Kevin has it.
3:45.000
Damp Kevin takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 22.933 The Lieutenant 22.933
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 50.808 Lil Nugget 25.800
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:20.650 Lil Nugget 26.217
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:51.208 The Unit 26.508
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:16.092 The Lieutenant 24.909
Smooth Descent Clay The Unit 2:49.692 The Unit 27.500
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:17.258 Tube Sock 27.009
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:45.000 Damp Kevin 27.742
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 16
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 0/2 14
3 HEA Basement Heat 10 1/2 12
4 BEA The Beans 17 0/2 10
5 PCK The Pucks 18 0/2 8
6 SFT The Soft Boys 23 0/2 6
7 NUG The Nuggets 27 0/2 4
8 NOO The Noodles 29 0/2 2
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
211 starts, 13 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 10-3-7-2-1.
12.75
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
215 starts, 8 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 4-5-9-7-12.
126.53
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
220 starts, 28 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-3-3-4-4.
2.78
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
216 starts, 39 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-1-4-14-4.
2.27
22
Butter Bean The Beans
221 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 5-14-16-12-7.
77.52
6
The Kidney The Beans
215 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 9-9-7-6-9.
157.74
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
215 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 6-11-9-8-9.
79.07
1
The Unit Basement Heat
214 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-11-12-10-13.
39.02
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
218 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 10-8-12-9-3.
47.68
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
221 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-8-14-15-6.
89.50
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
230 starts, 26 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-9-9-6-10.
69.37
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
223 starts, 48 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-6-4-5-8.
7.52
8
Slapper The Pucks
208 starts, 23 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-13-10-1-10.
147.25
3
The Coaster The Pucks
215 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-12-4-4-7.
101.92
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
217 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 14-11-16-16-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
217 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 11-13-15-15-9.
219.30

Course preview

9 sections · 161 m
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7m ↓15°
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4m ↓11°
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4m ↑11°
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57m ↓15°
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10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

Crossbones with a hill cut into the approach — the two nastiest ideas in the sport bolted together on purpose. Eight laps, a junction taken twice a lap, and a climb a damaged Chunkle simply does not get up. This is the championship, and it has never once been won by anything still wearing half its rind. They present the trophy at the top of the hill, which most of the field never reaches, and the engraver is kept on standby because the winner is rarely in a fit state to spell its own name.

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