Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 8 · Round 26

The Gantry — Team Pack Race

The Gantry · The Gantry · 29 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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Honey Mustard wins at The Gantry

Honey Mustard took The Gantry — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Puck Yeah finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1:34.675 10 +9 0 0.8
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 1:32.667 13 +11 0 3.2
3 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1:24.317 8 +5 0 7.5
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 49.658 9 +5 5 19.5
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 49.575 3 -2 12 19.6
6 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 47.808 16 +10 11 18.3
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 43.575 2 -5 13 19.3
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 42.325 6 -2 15 20.6
9 The Kidney BEA The Beans 37.717 5 -4 13 19.1
10 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 35.483 15 +5 9 20.0
11 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 34.050 12 +1 8 19.8
12 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 21.717 11 -1 4 19.0
13 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 18.775 4 -9 1 16.7
14 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 17.383 1 -13 3 21.4
15 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 9.617 14 -1 3 18.7
16 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 7.042 7 -9 1 18.6
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 3-15-6-3-3.
5.192
And it all goes wrong.
7.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.042
In goes Pilot Light. Recent finishes: 7-7-3-8-7.
8.817
There goes another one.
9.617
In goes The Coaster.
10.608
Less of it every time you look.
12.383
Less of it every time you look.
14.125
And it all goes wrong.
15.408
Big Randy cannot hold on.
15.850
Another panel gone.
17.383
In goes Big Randy. Recent finishes: 5-11-8-6-8.
17.542
Another panel gone.
18.783
That is Damp Kevin finished. Recent finishes: 6-2-15-8-4.
19.225
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
20.875
You do not see that every day.
21.717
The Lieutenant is gone. Recent finishes: 1-12-5-5-2.
22.508
Well, that was always going to happen.
24.125
Another panel gone.
25.725
Well, that was always going to happen.
27.300
Less of it every time you look.
28.850
The floor is getting smaller.
30.392
Another panel gone.
31.908
That is the sport, right there.
33.408
The floor is getting smaller.
34.050
That is Old Gristle finished.
34.900
Another panel gone.
35.483
Yolk goes in.
36.367
The floor is getting smaller.
37.717
That is The Kidney finished.
37.817
Extraordinary scenes.
39.250
The floor is getting smaller.
40.667
The floor is getting smaller.
42.075
Absolute carnage.
42.325
Sweaty Gerald goes in.
43.467
No idea what happened there.
43.725
Floppy Joe is gone.
44.842
Another panel gone.
46.200
Extraordinary scenes.
47.542
You do not see that every day.
47.808
Custard goes in.
48.875
The floor is getting smaller.
49.575
In goes The Heel.
50.192
Less of it every time you look.
50.975
In goes Stubbs.
51.500
There goes another one.
52.792
There goes another one.
54.075
Another panel gone.
55.342
That is the sport, right there.
56.592
Less of it every time you look.
57.833
Another panel gone.
59.067
There goes another one.
1:00.283
There goes another one.
1:01.492
No idea what happened there.
1:02.692
There goes another one.
1:03.875
There goes another one.
1:05.050
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:06.217
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:07.367
Less of it every time you look.
1:08.517
Less of it every time you look.
1:09.650
There goes another one.
1:10.775
It is chaos out there.
1:11.883
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:12.992
The floor is getting smaller.
1:14.083
The floor is getting smaller.
1:15.175
There goes another one.
1:16.250
Less of it every time you look.
1:17.317
The floor is getting smaller.
1:18.375
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:19.433
That is the sport, right there.
1:20.475
The floor is getting smaller.
1:21.508
There goes another one.
1:22.533
There goes another one.
1:23.550
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:24.317
Radiator is gone.
1:25.717
Two left.
1:32.667
In goes Puck Yeah.
1:34.675
Honey Mustard takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Grating Floppy Joe 28.850 Floppy Joe 28.850
Smooth Descent Grating Radiator 1:01.492 Radiator 32.642
Smooth Descent Grating Radiator 1:19.433 Radiator 17.941
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 5 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 16 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 17 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 17 2/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 18 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 19 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 21 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 23 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
171 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-8-2-6-4.
12.96
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
202 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 6-1-4-12-9.
8.66
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
186 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 11-13-11-10-11.
41.79
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
170 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 13-13-3-7-4.
15.77
6
The Kidney The Beans
163 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 5-5-14-5-15.
9.69
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
186 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-14-9-12-9.
17.39
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
180 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-11-16-1-3.
11.11
4
Radiator Basement Heat
158 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-7-15-16-7.
20.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
192 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 6-6-3-11-10.
14.88
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
180 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 3-3-7-1-15.
11.66
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
171 starts, 22 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 13-11-6-8-12.
13.59
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
195 starts, 20 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-4-1-9-6.
9.06
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
172 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 16-16-7-5-1.
23.64
3
The Coaster The Pucks
169 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-2-14-12-16.
14.35
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
170 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 15-10-4-6-10.
18.24
21
Custard The Soft Boys
177 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 2-12-12-14-9.
17.75

Course preview

3 sections · 29 m
Smooth Descent Grating
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Open grating, nine by seven, and the slowest collapse anywhere. You can see exactly what is coming for a very long time.

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