· Season 11 · Round 14
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Thick Rick finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:39.695 | — | 12 | +11 | 42 | 13.0 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 8:41.078 | +1.38 | 16 | +14 | 45 | 12.3 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:57.362 | +17.67 | 15 | +12 | 40 | 14.5 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 9:15.745 | +36.05 | 8 | +4 | 43 | 13.6 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:27.483 | +47.79 | 4 | -1 | 49 | 12.5 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:35.818 | +56.12 | 1 | -5 | 46 | 15.3 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:56.346 | +76.65 | 13 | +6 | 40 | 13.5 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 10:01.245 | +81.55 | 14 | +6 | 36 | 13.8 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:05.801 | +86.11 | 6 | -3 | 33 | 11.9 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:12.378 | +92.68 | 10 | 0 | 48 | 10.9 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:24.023 | +104.33 | 9 | -2 | 57 | 11.5 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:36.039 | +116.34 | 2 | -10 | 37 | 11.6 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:40.545 | +120.85 | 11 | -2 | 40 | 11.1 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:42.883 | +123.19 | 3 | -11 | 46 | 10.5 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:55.584 | +135.89 | 5 | -10 | 36 | 11.6 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 11:21.723 | +162.03 | 7 | -9 | 46 | 10.8 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
5.467
And it's Slapper in front now. Career record: 143 wins from 293, average finish 3.2.
9.233
Right into it goes Custard. Averaging 18.1 contacts an event coming in.
12.778
Slapper gets air.
16.244
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 2-1-5-2-2.
19.700
You do not see that every day.
23.744
Right into it goes Tender Greg.
27.311
Look at that. That is 103 non-finishes in 278 career starts.
32.011
Absolute carnage.
37.583
Right into it goes Pilot Light.
41.339
Look at that.
46.217
Chunk gets hit hard. Averaging 16.8 contacts an event coming in.
54.867
Tender Greg is moving again.
58.700
Up goes Thick Rick.
1:02.317
It is chaos out there.
1:06.444
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:11.028
That is not going to help.
1:14.483
They will not want to see that again.
1:18.006
Up goes Thick Rick.
1:21.522
Big air for The Unit.
1:25.450
Up goes Sweaty Gerald.
1:29.083
That is a big one for The Coaster.
1:32.567
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:36.017
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:39.706
Right into it goes Chunk.
1:43.406
Chunk gets air.
1:46.867
And Chunk takes flight.
1:50.022
Here comes Slapper.
1:50.489
The Coaster takes a knock.
1:53.889
The Lieutenant takes it.
1:57.511
Crooked Pete gets air.
2:01.556
And Floppy Joe takes flight.
2:05.172
It is chaos out there.
2:08.594
You do not see that every day.
2:13.806
Up goes Lil Nugget.
2:18.317
Floppy Joe finds trouble.
2:22.756
Extraordinary scenes.
2:27.300
Tender Greg is completely off the deck.
2:32.033
Tube Sock is last now.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Thick Rick | 1.578 | Slapper 1.572 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 4.844 | Tender Greg 3.144 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 7.156 | Slapper 2.312 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 10.189 | The Lieutenant 2.844 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 11.939 | The Lieutenant 1.611 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Slapper | 13.528 | The Coaster 1.295 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Coaster | 15.283 | The Coaster 1.755 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Coaster | 16.217 | The Coaster 0.934 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 17.578 | The Coaster 1.361 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Coaster | 18.689 | The Coaster 1.111 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 20.200 | The Coaster 1.511 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 21.789 | The Coaster 1.589 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Coaster | 25.267 | The Coaster 3.478 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 28.889 | Slapper 3.455 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Coaster | 31.072 | Slapper 2.050 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 33.433 | The Kidney 2.327 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Coaster | 35.406 | Slapper 1.950 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 39.161 | Slapper 3.545 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Coaster | 42.000 | The Coaster 2.839 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 46.306 | Thick Rick 3.517 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 49.528 | Chunk 2.322 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 53.639 | Chunk 2.617 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 59.633 | Tender Greg 4.316 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 1:02.906 | Slapper 3.250 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 1:04.828 | Slapper 1.856 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 1:06.528 | Slapper 1.639 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Coaster | 1:07.861 | Slapper 1.188 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Coaster | 1:09.922 | Slapper 1.662 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Coaster | 1:10.833 | The Coaster 0.911 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 1:12.228 | Chunk 1.350 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:13.394 | Chunk 1.106 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:15.067 | The Coaster 1.673 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:16.678 | Slapper 1.561 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 1:18.806 | Slapper 2.089 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 1:20.944 | Slapper 1.805 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 1:23.094 | The Coaster 2.150 |
| The Plunge | Metal | The Coaster | 1:25.172 | The Coaster 2.078 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 1:27.422 | Slapper 2.128 |
| The Kicker | Hard | The Coaster | 1:28.383 | Slapper 0.900 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:30.278 | Custard 1.678 |
| The Gap | Hard | The Coaster | 1:32.239 | The Coaster 1.961 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 1:33.617 | The Coaster 1.378 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:35.700 | Crooked Pete 1.828 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Coaster | 1:38.567 | Lil Nugget 2.650 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Coaster | 1:42.144 | Thick Rick 2.772 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:44.272 | Thick Rick 1.934 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 1:46.728 | The Lieutenant 2.423 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | The Coaster | 1:49.072 | Slapper 2.317 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:52.133 | Slapper 0.977 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | Slapper | 1:53.022 | Slapper 0.889 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 9 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 9 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 11 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 21 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 24 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 28 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
The Kidney
The Beans · HOME
285 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-12-6-6-16.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · HOME
283 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-7-15-6-12.
110.02
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · HOME
284 starts, 4 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-7-8-7-9.
75.12
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · HOME
283 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-7-14-5-8.
219.30
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · HOME
292 starts, 22 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 4-3-2-3-3.
14.07
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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