· Season 11 · Round 20
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 8:33.517 | — | 16 | +15 | 38 | 14.7 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:42.405 | +8.89 | 7 | +5 | 40 | 13.9 |
| 3 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 8:59.400 | +25.88 | 6 | +3 | 37 | 13.8 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 9:06.967 | +33.45 | 15 | +11 | 41 | 12.8 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:09.729 | +36.21 | 9 | +4 | 13 | 17.9 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:12.916 | +39.40 | 2 | -4 | 33 | 16.0 |
| 7 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 9:21.500 | +47.98 | 11 | +4 | 43 | 12.4 |
| 8 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 9:23.217 | +49.70 | 4 | -4 | 27 | 13.2 |
| 9 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:48.167 | +74.65 | 13 | +4 | 40 | 15.8 |
| 10 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 9:52.467 | +78.95 | 5 | -5 | 42 | 12.8 |
| 11 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 10:02.272 | +88.76 | 3 | -8 | 35 | 13.1 |
| 12 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 10:04.717 | +91.20 | 12 | 0 | 42 | 11.7 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:08.022 | +94.51 | 14 | +1 | 11 | 12.5 |
| 14 | The Kidney | The Beans | 10:08.173 | +94.66 | 8 | -6 | 43 | 12.8 |
| 15 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 10:14.990 | +101.47 | 1 | -14 | 47 | 13.8 |
| 16 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 10:16.650 | +103.13 | 10 | -6 | 42 | 11.2 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
7.750
Floppy Joe gets hit hard.
11.394
Slapper is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 1-1-15-7-1.
15.067
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
18.833
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 6-7-5-10-5.
24.033
Butter Bean is losing places.
30.578
Slapper gets air.
34.050
Chunk is completely off the deck.
37.450
No idea what happened there.
41.422
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 2-16-2-2-2.
44.872
Up goes Slapper.
48.539
Big air for Slapper.
52.333
The Coaster is completely off the deck.
55.733
That is not going to help.
59.150
Big air for Tube Sock.
1:02.889
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 5-4-3-12-7.
1:08.022
Gravy gets air.
1:12.033
Absolute carnage.
1:16.056
Oh dear.
1:19.622
Big air for Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-1-15-7-1.
1:23.339
Up goes The Coaster.
1:26.867
Floppy Joe gets hit hard.
1:30.406
Gravy is airborne.
1:34.083
They will not want to see that again.
1:37.506
Up goes The Kidney.
1:40.983
No idea what happened there.
1:44.961
Lil Nugget gets air.
1:48.422
Slapper finds trouble.
1:52.033
Oh dear.
1:55.806
Heavy contact for Tube Sock.
1:59.606
Slapper has it.
2:00.033
Butter Bean is making ground.
2:03.433
Slapper wins it.
2:08.122
Custard finds trouble.
2:12.761
That is a big one for Damp Kevin.
2:18.256
That is going to sting in the morning.
2:22.883
Tube Sock takes a knock.
2:28.611
Heavy contact for Custard.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Slapper | 1.572 | Slapper 1.572 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Slapper | 4.889 | Lil Nugget 3.028 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 7.700 | Chunk 2.472 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Slapper | 10.600 | Slapper 2.900 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Slapper | 12.433 | Lil Nugget 1.734 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Slapper | 21.111 | Squish 8.172 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 23.772 | Slapper 2.661 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 25.956 | Chunk 1.284 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 29.806 | Big Randy 1.805 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 31.472 | The Coaster 1.628 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 32.972 | The Coaster 1.461 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 34.339 | The Coaster 1.289 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 36.200 | Honey Mustard 1.805 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 41.739 | Slapper 5.539 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Slapper | 45.022 | Chunk 3.239 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 46.900 | Chunk 1.839 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 48.622 | The Coaster 1.644 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 50.628 | Chunk 1.984 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 51.956 | Chunk 1.300 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 54.389 | Chunk 2.294 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 55.778 | Chunk 1.361 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 57.911 | The Unit 2.033 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Slapper | 1:06.828 | Butter Bean 0.539 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 1:09.517 | The Coaster 2.594 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 1:12.328 | The Coaster 1.245 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:15.633 | The Coaster 1.350 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 1:17.317 | The Coaster 1.161 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Slapper | 1:18.561 | The Coaster 1.016 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Slapper | 1:20.250 | The Coaster 1.423 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Slapper | 1:21.156 | The Coaster 0.705 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 1:22.533 | The Coaster 1.139 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Slapper | 1:23.678 | The Coaster 1.044 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:25.461 | The Coaster 1.773 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:27.161 | Slapper 1.700 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Slapper | 1:30.511 | Butter Bean 3.328 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:34.239 | Chunk 3.150 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Slapper | 1:36.400 | Chunk 2.122 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:38.756 | Slapper 2.356 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Slapper | 1:41.983 | The Coaster 2.017 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 1:46.178 | The Coaster 3.650 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Slapper | 1:49.067 | Squish 2.712 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 1:53.383 | Chunk 3.689 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Slapper | 1:56.100 | Slapper 2.717 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 2:00.272 | Tube Sock 1.633 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Slapper | 2:02.606 | Tube Sock 1.550 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 7 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 13 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 19 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 24 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 26 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 31 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
264 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 15-5-5-10-8.
191.03
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · HOME
292 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-5-11-8-6.
128.27
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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