Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 11 · Round 32

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:19.962 1 0 5 19.6
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:31.444 +11.48 9 +7 47 12.8
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 8:45.094 +25.13 16 +13 39 13.8
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 8:56.029 +36.07 10 +6 42 14.1
5 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 9:30.072 +70.11 5 0 41 11.8
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:42.656 +82.69 13 +7 46 13.1
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:47.451 +87.49 12 +5 28 20.4
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:48.811 +88.85 6 -2 6 20.4
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 9:57.200 +97.24 15 +6 42 11.3
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:02.828 +102.87 2 -8 51 12.0
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 10:03.410 +103.45 14 +3 50 13.0
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:05.177 +105.22 8 -4 53 13.1
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:11.901 +111.94 4 -9 52 11.2
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:13.022 +113.06 3 -11 42 14.2
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:28.522 +128.56 7 -8 46 12.2
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:42.517 +142.56 11 -5 37 13.3
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 20.6 contacts an event coming in.
6.656
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah. Averaging 15.6 contacts an event coming in.
11.283
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 1-7-1-6-2.
14.689
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
18.322
And it all goes wrong.
22.111
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-2-3.
26.617
Extraordinary scenes. Averaging 18.6 contacts an event coming in.
30.400
The lead changes hands. The Lieutenant.
36.000
Heavy contact for Big Randy.
41.206
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
46.622
Yolk finds trouble.
51.017
Right into it goes Stubbs.
54.800
Big air for Stubbs.
58.356
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:02.328
They will not want to see that again.
1:05.950
The Heel is completely off the deck.
1:09.767
Big air for The Lieutenant.
1:13.728
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:17.733
Refried Ron gets air.
1:21.400
Butter Bean is completely off the deck.
1:24.833
Up goes Squish.
1:28.439
Squish is airborne.
1:34.544
Absolute carnage.
1:38.589
Look at that.
1:42.206
Right into it goes Refried Ron.
1:45.928
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:49.456
Puck Yeah is completely off the deck.
1:53.156
Right into it goes Stubbs.
1:56.794
Oh dear.
2:00.022
Here comes The Lieutenant.
2:00.572
Big air for Butter Bean.
2:03.972
The Coaster takes it.
2:08.033
No idea what happened there.
2:11.700
That is a big one for Refried Ron.
2:18.567
Extraordinary scenes.
2:26.106
The Unit finds trouble.
2:29.872
That is not going to help.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Butter Bean 1.567 The Unit 1.556
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 4.939 Puck Yeah 3.078
Sweeping Curve Hard The Unit 7.439 The Unit 2.411
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 10.500 Stubbs 2.600
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 12.250 Stubbs 1.594
Peg Field Hard Stubbs 13.667 Stubbs 1.223
The Pinball Table Slick Stubbs 15.483 Honey Mustard 1.722
Collision Funnel Hard Stubbs 16.517 Stubbs 1.034
Smooth Descent Hard Stubbs 18.194 Stubbs 1.677
Barrier Run Smooth Stubbs 19.722 Puck Yeah 1.512
Sweeping Curve Smooth Stubbs 22.061 The Lieutenant 2.184
Bounce Pads Smooth Stubbs 23.761 Stubbs 1.700
S-Bend Smooth Stubbs 29.767 Honey Mustard 3.711
Tight Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 33.661 The Lieutenant 3.778
The Funnel Smooth The Lieutenant 35.822 The Lieutenant 2.161
Narrow Pipe Metal The Lieutenant 38.439 Yolk 2.344
The Gauntlet Smooth The Lieutenant 40.506 The Lieutenant 2.067
The Hairpin Smooth The Lieutenant 44.372 The Lieutenant 3.866
Split Route Smooth The Lieutenant 47.744 Stubbs 3.044
Stairwell Hard The Lieutenant 51.822 The Lieutenant 4.078
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 54.139 The Lieutenant 2.317
Tight Curve Carpet The Lieutenant 56.817 The Lieutenant 2.678
The Hairpin Smooth The Lieutenant 1:02.672 The Unit 5.850
Stairwell Hard The Lieutenant 1:05.989 Honey Mustard 3.256
Fabric Run Soft fabric The Lieutenant 1:08.033 Honey Mustard 1.933
The Drops Hard The Lieutenant 1:09.867 Honey Mustard 1.778
Peg Field Hard The Lieutenant 1:11.350 Stubbs 1.327
The Pinball Table Slick The Lieutenant 1:13.717 Stubbs 1.712
Collision Funnel Hard The Lieutenant 1:14.756 Stubbs 1.016
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 1:16.783 Squish 1.667
Barrier Run Smooth The Lieutenant 1:18.517 Squish 1.400
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 1:20.894 Squish 2.078
Bounce Pads Smooth The Lieutenant 1:22.661 Stubbs 1.706
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 1:24.972 The Lieutenant 2.311
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 1:27.111 The Lieutenant 2.139
Slick Floor Slick The Lieutenant 1:29.567 The Lieutenant 2.456
The Plunge Metal The Lieutenant 1:31.450 The Lieutenant 1.883
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 1:33.511 The Lieutenant 2.061
The Kicker Hard The Lieutenant 1:34.428 The Lieutenant 0.917
Bounce Pads Smooth The Lieutenant 1:36.167 Yolk 1.634
The Gap Hard The Lieutenant 1:38.194 Yolk 1.950
The Drops Hard The Lieutenant 1:39.728 Puck Yeah 1.533
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 1:42.028 Stubbs 2.022
The Washboard Hard The Lieutenant 1:45.061 Yolk 2.311
Big Air Metal The Lieutenant 1:48.089 Yolk 2.661
Smooth Descent Smooth The Lieutenant 1:51.344 Yolk 2.100
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 1:54.289 Crawlspace 2.350
Final Sprint Hard The Lieutenant 1:57.139 Stubbs 2.611
Target Zone Carpet The Lieutenant 2:00.711 Yolk 1.172
Exit Gate Hard The Lieutenant 2:03.022 Yolk 1.128
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 0/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 11 1/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 11 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 21 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 24 1/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 25 0/2 2
8 NOO The Noodles 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
300 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-7-6-13-7.
109.07
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
309 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-6-8-7-9.
90.26
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
294 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-10-4-4-3.
69.21
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
293 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-4-3-7-6.
31.85
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
294 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-6-5-5-8.
104.39
22
Butter Bean The Beans · HOME
288 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-12-6-5-5.
79.15
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
297 starts, 5 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-1-15-6-8.
75.17
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
295 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-10-5-8-14.
107.47
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
286 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 9-3-5-3-1.
14.52
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
285 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-1-3-4.
8.82
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
301 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-2-2-2-1.
5.38
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
299 starts, 74 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-1-2-2-1.
3.73
3
The Coaster The Pucks
296 starts, 143 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 14-2-6-1-7.
9.86
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
301 starts, 158 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-1-1-7-1.
4.40
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
300 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-5-8-4-2.
24.53
2
Squish The Soft Boys
289 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-4-8-4-5.
43.44

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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