· Season 11 · Round 38
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Wide Load wins at Nan's Landing
Wide Load took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 8:17.905 | — | 6 | +5 | 35 | 14.7 |
| 2 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 8:29.011 | +11.11 | 16 | +14 | 32 | 14.6 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 8:42.783 | +24.88 | 15 | +12 | 34 | 13.0 |
| 4 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 8:53.267 | +35.36 | 2 | -2 | 36 | 13.5 |
| 5 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 8:53.422 | +35.52 | 7 | +2 | 31 | 13.4 |
| 6 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 9:26.940 | +69.04 | 14 | +8 | 47 | 13.1 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:33.344 | +75.44 | 5 | -2 | 39 | 14.6 |
| 8 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 9:38.477 | +80.57 | 8 | 0 | 36 | 13.5 |
| 9 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 9:39.766 | +81.86 | 10 | +1 | 38 | 14.6 |
| 10 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 9:52.011 | +94.11 | 13 | +3 | 37 | 11.3 |
| 11 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 9:55.345 | +97.44 | 9 | -2 | 38 | 11.7 |
| 12 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:59.695 | +101.79 | 12 | 0 | 47 | 15.2 |
| 13 | The Kidney | The Beans | 10:02.639 | +104.73 | 4 | -9 | 47 | 10.6 |
| 14 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 10:11.717 | +113.81 | 11 | -3 | 36 | 12.3 |
| 15 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 10:14.328 | +116.42 | 3 | -12 | 39 | 14.1 |
| 16 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 10:15.943 | +118.04 | 1 | -15 | 44 | 13.9 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
6.806
That is a big one for Old Gristle. Averaging 17.7 contacts an event coming in.
11.333
Puck Yeah is airborne.
14.900
Up goes Tube Sock.
19.056
Big air for Pilot Light.
30.122
Absolute carnage. Averaging 20.9 contacts an event coming in.
33.578
Stubbs is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 2-2-6-4-3.
37.339
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 1-1-8-2-1.
40.811
Big air for Pilot Light. Recent finishes: 8-11-3-5-4.
44.256
Honey Mustard gets hit hard.
47.750
That is not going to help.
51.167
Oh dear.
54.733
That is a big one for Old Gristle.
58.744
Extraordinary scenes.
1:02.506
And Tube Sock takes flight.
1:06.150
Honey Mustard takes a knock.
1:09.622
Up goes Squish.
1:17.756
That is a big one for Tube Sock.
1:21.228
Old Gristle is completely off the deck.
1:24.750
Look at that.
1:28.156
Heavy contact for Big Randy.
1:31.611
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:35.228
That is not going to help.
1:40.861
Absolute carnage.
1:46.078
Heavy contact for Old Gristle.
1:52.033
That is not going to help.
1:55.689
Big air for Puck Yeah.
1:59.617
Heavy contact for Big Randy.
2:00.150
Wide Load is going to win this.
2:03.150
Wide Load wins it.
2:07.050
That is a big one for Custard.
2:13.794
The Heel finds trouble.
2:19.356
Right into it goes Radiator.
2:24.033
Oh dear.
2:27.583
Right into it goes The Kidney.
2:31.750
That is not going to help.
2:40.033
That is going to sting in the morning.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Old Gristle | 1.589 | Puck Yeah 1.572 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 4.906 | Wide Load 2.906 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 7.661 | Big Randy 2.561 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Old Gristle | 10.739 | The Lieutenant 2.923 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Old Gristle | 12.639 | Stubbs 1.744 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Old Gristle | 21.489 | Old Gristle 8.850 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 24.300 | Puck Yeah 2.784 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Old Gristle | 27.150 | The Lieutenant 1.250 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 30.072 | Wide Load 1.383 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 31.750 | Squish 1.373 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 33.394 | Squish 1.327 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 34.900 | Squish 1.328 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 36.911 | Puck Yeah 1.977 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Old Gristle | 42.956 | Puck Yeah 5.250 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 46.189 | Honey Mustard 3.172 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 47.989 | Puck Yeah 1.795 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 49.600 | Puck Yeah 1.588 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 51.683 | Honey Mustard 2.011 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 53.100 | The Lieutenant 1.350 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 55.356 | Old Gristle 2.256 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Old Gristle | 56.944 | The Lieutenant 1.400 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 59.389 | Puck Yeah 1.678 |
| The Spiral | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:01.239 | The Lieutenant 0.450 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 1:11.600 | Wide Load 2.739 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:14.911 | Custard 1.489 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:18.300 | Butter Bean 1.683 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:20.072 | Butter Bean 1.472 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:21.544 | Wide Load 1.217 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Old Gristle | 1:24.239 | Wide Load 1.555 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:25.356 | Wide Load 0.773 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 1:26.972 | Wide Load 1.205 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:27.972 | Wide Load 1.000 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:29.628 | Wide Load 1.656 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:31.022 | Wide Load 1.394 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:33.417 | Wide Load 2.395 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:37.000 | Honey Mustard 3.494 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:39.206 | Honey Mustard 2.189 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:41.600 | Tube Sock 2.339 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:43.611 | Puck Yeah 2.000 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:47.322 | Puck Yeah 3.295 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:49.839 | Wide Load 2.517 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:54.067 | Puck Yeah 4.050 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:56.928 | Puck Yeah 2.817 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Wide Load | 2:00.772 | Honey Mustard 1.328 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Wide Load | 2:03.150 | Honey Mustard 1.227 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 14 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 23 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 25 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 26 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 26 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
274 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-7-6-7-11.
92.71
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
304 starts, 74 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-2-3-8.
4.16
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
304 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 4-2-8-1-2.
5.86
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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