Derby · Season 10 · Round 10
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Custard survives to win
Custard took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Thick Rick finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:33.125 | — | 16 | +15 | 23 | 11.5 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:41.825 | +8.70 | 10 | +8 | 43 | 12.0 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:42.692 | +9.57 | 4 | +1 | 15 | 10.7 |
| 4 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:46.558 | +13.43 | 12 | +8 | 31 | 12.5 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:49.275 | +16.15 | 3 | -2 | 16 | 10.5 |
| 6 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:49.850 | +16.73 | 13 | +7 | 37 | 12.2 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 4:03.192 | +30.07 | 8 | +1 | 26 | 10.7 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 4:03.450 | +30.33 | 7 | -1 | 29 | 10.8 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +2 | 38 | 12.3 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -4 | 20 | 10.4 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -2 | 30 | 12.2 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -10 | 19 | 10.7 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +1 | 28 | 11.6 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -13 | 13 | 11.0 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -10 | 15 | 10.3 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 11 | 11.5 |
3.750
Custard goes to the front.
10.050
Gravy is coming through. Recent finishes: 15-1-3-2-16.
14.592
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 9-3-5-3-1.
20.050
Look at The Coaster go. Recent finishes: 14-2-6-1-7.
25.500
They will not want to see that again.
30.050
The Unit is losing places.
38.825
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 8-12-7-7-6.
43.875
Absolute carnage.
50.050
Look at Floppy Joe go. Recent finishes: 6-7-11-7-4.
54.525
It is coming apart now.
59.667
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
1:02.217
And that is Tender Greg finished.
1:07.617
There goes a piece of Slapper.
1:17.133
Up it goes.
1:21.583
Absolute carnage.
1:26.608
That is a long way off the ground.
1:33.758
Big Randy is losing bits.
1:41.392
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
1:47.017
Extraordinary scenes.
1:53.975
Up it goes.
1:58.625
There is nothing left of it.
2:02.283
Refried Ron will not be back.
2:06.975
Absolute carnage.
2:12.142
Gravy is airborne!
2:16.525
Honey Mustard is airborne!
2:19.308
Floppy Joe will not be back.
2:25.750
There goes a piece of Gravy.
2:30.158
That is a long way off the ground.
2:34.383
Slapper is airborne!
2:36.983
And that is Slapper finished.
2:42.742
Look at the state of it.
2:45.333
And that is Big Randy finished.
2:53.858
That is a long way off the ground.
2:55.358
That is Crawlspace taking Honey Mustard with them.
3:06.083
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:08.633
This is the last of it.
3:14.633
Up it goes.
3:20.467
You do not see that every day.
3:26.125
You do not see that every day.
3:30.125
Here comes Custard.
3:30.692
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:33.125
Custard wins the derby.
3:37.875
It is coming apart now.
3:39.375
Sweaty Gerald will not be back.
3:43.717
Gravy is out, and The Unit did it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 21.525 | Custard 21.525 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 46.767 | The Lieutenant 22.617 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:07.233 | The Lieutenant 18.691 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:32.650 | Custard 22.625 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:57.508 | Honey Mustard 21.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 2:20.100 | Honey Mustard 21.334 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 2:43.742 | Honey Mustard 21.550 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 3:08.633 | The Lieutenant 22.433 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 8 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 13 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 17 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 19 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
225 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 12-16-12-16-10.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
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15m
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The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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