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Derby · Season 10 · Round 24

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Puck Yeah finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:35.292 — 12 +11 29 10.6
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 3:39.767 +4.48 14 +12 32 10.7
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:42.550 +7.26 4 +1 6 9.8
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:45.025 +9.73 11 +7 30 10.3
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:45.083 +9.79 3 -2 3 10.1
6 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:47.717 +12.43 16 +10 24 10.4
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:02.275 +26.98 8 +1 20 9.7
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -6 4 9.7
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -2 13 9.9
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 12 10.8
— Wide Load FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Stubbs FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— The Kidney FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 2.7
— Big Randy FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.4
1.783
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 9-5-4-16-8.
6.142
There is nothing left of it.
11.142
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-8-2.
17.950
That is a long way off the ground.
27.192
Yolk is losing bits.
32.800
Oh, that is a big one.
39.267
Yolk leaves something behind.
43.742
They felt that in the back row.
50.050
Look at Long John go.
59.167
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
1:04.908
Oh, that is a big one. That is 98 non-finishes in 297 career starts.
1:10.592
Up it goes.
1:15.192
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 6-3-4-7-4.
1:20.117
That was always going to happen.
1:24.925
And it all goes wrong.
1:29.642
Custard is losing bits. Recent finishes: 6-3-4-7-4.
1:34.758
Custard has put Yolk out.
1:42.542
It is coming apart now.
1:48.392
That has come off.
2:03.942
Butter Bean is going nowhere.
2:11.942
Tube Sock leaves something behind.
2:19.608
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
2:21.833
Radiator is out.
2:30.358
Butter Bean is going nowhere.
2:55.533
Custard leaves something behind.
3:03.583
There is nothing left of it.
3:12.292
Up it goes.
3:17.867
This is the last of it.
3:23.308
Absolute carnage.
3:32.292
Old Gristle has it.
3:33.892
Absolute carnage.
3:35.392
It is Old Gristle!
3:41.375
Butter Bean has stalled.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 15.333 Old Gristle 15.333
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 29.992 Old Gristle 14.659
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 49.192 The Lieutenant 16.658
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:05.867 Old Gristle 16.675
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:22.592 Old Gristle 16.725
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:43.267 Puck Yeah 16.641
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:03.042 Puck Yeah 17.792
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:22.450 Damp Kevin 18.325
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:41.242 Tube Sock 18.558
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:00.833 Tube Sock 18.467
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:17.867 Old Gristle 17.034
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:35.292 Old Gristle 17.425
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 13 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 16 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 16 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 23 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
225 starts, 14 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 1-15-9-7-12.
59.63
7
Long John The Noodles
243 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-7-8-3-4.
30.74
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
232 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 4-6-5-7-2.
3.52
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
231 starts, 30 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 3-5-3-1-3.
2.90
6
The Kidney The Beans
226 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 7-11-13-13-7.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
237 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-16-11-4-12.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
252 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 13-14-12-9-16.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
226 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 10-8-5-6-8.
44.68
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
226 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-15-11-14-11.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
235 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 3-14-14-11-4.
206.49
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
238 starts, 51 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 7-1-4-16-4.
7.53
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
242 starts, 59 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 12-8-2-3-15.
8.29
4
Wide Load The Pucks
247 starts, 51 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-2-6-5-1.
6.88
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
222 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 16-14-13-11-12.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
225 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 15-13-14-16-10.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
227 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-1-4-10-4.
39.00

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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