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Derby · Season 10 · Round 4

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Damp Kevin finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:40.533 — 12 +11 36 10.4
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:44.675 +4.14 4 +2 4 10.0
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:47.625 +7.09 3 0 6 9.9
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:48.558 +8.03 16 +12 26 10.0
5 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:50.142 +9.61 11 +6 27 10.4
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:59.083 +18.55 7 +1 20 9.6
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 4:15.417 +34.88 2 -5 4 9.9
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +6 30 11.3
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +6 12 10.3
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -2 12 10.4
— The Coaster FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Lil Nugget FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.1
— The Kidney FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Big Randy FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 7-6-4-8-6.
6.233
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
12.750
A new leader — Pilot Light. Career record: 2 wins from 291, average finish 7.7.
17.000
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 5-8-5-4-4.
23.458
Up it goes.
28.717
There is nothing left of it.
33.333
Crooked Pete leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-9-4-13-8.
38.667
That has come off.
47.375
Up it goes.
52.217
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
57.700
There goes a piece of Slapper.
1:07.433
Pilot Light is losing bits.
1:12.675
Oh, that is a big one.
1:17.867
Stripped to the shell.
1:22.358
And it all goes wrong.
1:27.617
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 5-8-5-4-4.
1:30.900
That is Tender Greg taking Pilot Light with them.
1:39.408
That is a long way off the ground.
1:45.700
A new leader — Gravy.
1:47.200
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:54.883
Absolute carnage.
2:02.883
Sweaty Gerald has stalled.
2:14.167
Honey Mustard is going nowhere.
2:20.017
That has come off.
2:30.325
Sweaty Gerald is going nowhere.
2:36.450
And that is Slapper finished.
2:40.967
That is a long way off the ground.
2:47.025
Up it goes.
2:55.833
Look at the state of it.
3:09.817
They felt that in the back row.
3:15.092
Up it goes.
3:20.008
Last lap.
3:28.175
Sweaty Gerald is going nowhere.
3:35.208
That is a long way off the ground.
3:37.533
Here comes Gravy.
3:40.533
Gravy wins the derby.
3:52.650
Stopped, and in the way.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Pilot Light 16.325 Pilot Light 16.325
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 33.633 Slapper 15.808
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 52.775 Crooked Pete 18.417
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:13.833 Custard 18.150
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:32.617 Crooked Pete 18.317
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:50.225 Gravy 14.333
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:08.233 Slapper 17.392
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:24.442 Gravy 16.209
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:41.100 Gravy 16.658
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:00.233 Damp Kevin 18.500
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:20.008 Chunk 16.875
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:40.533 Crooked Pete 18.059
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 6 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 13 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 16 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 19 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
214 starts, 13 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 16-7-8-10-3.
54.03
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
213 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-6-15-6-10.
158.06
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
222 starts, 29 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 2-1-3-3-3.
2.13
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
221 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-6-1-10.
2.13
6
The Kidney The Beans
221 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 6-13-10-8-14.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
214 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 12-14-16-8-13.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
216 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 3-7-7-11-12.
33.74
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
202 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-16-15-13-15.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
223 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-10-6-8-14.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
224 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-7-6-5-8.
124.04
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
189 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 14-1-16-11-14.
219.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
236 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-4-9-6-3.
15.66
3
The Coaster The Pucks
221 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-5-2-4-7.
38.00
8
Slapper The Pucks
210 starts, 23 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-15-11-13-10.
148.41
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
223 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 12-16-10-16-15.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
221 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 8-5-9-4-6.
32.57

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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