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Floor · Season 9 · Round 15

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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Tube Sock wins at The Balcony

Tube Sock took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Radiator finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 50.667 — 4 +3 0 1.8
2 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 48.658 — 8 +6 0 13.8
3 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 46.533 — 2 -1 0 15.7
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 42.425 — 11 +7 0 16.7
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 17.458 — 6 +1 0 18.6
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 15.575 — 7 +1 0 18.9
7 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 14.592 — 16 +9 1 19.1
8 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 12.642 — 10 +2 0 18.8
9 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 11.400 — 13 +4 0 19.3
10 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 10.600 — 1 -9 0 19.0
11 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 10.583 — 3 -8 0 19.4
12 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 10.542 — 12 0 0 19.2
13 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 10.150 — 15 +2 0 19.1
14 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 9.958 — 9 -5 0 19.0
15 The Kidney BEA The Beans 9.542 — 5 -10 0 17.2
16 Slapper PCK The Pucks 8.250 — 14 -2 2 18.6
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 10-5-6-3-6.
5.050
Well, that was always going to happen.
6.500
There goes another one.
8.117
The floor is getting smaller.
8.250
That is Slapper finished.
9.650
In goes The Kidney.
9.700
Less of it every time you look.
11.050
That is Lil Nugget finished. Recent finishes: 5-9-2-3-2.
11.250
There goes another one.
12.450
Squish goes in.
12.775
The floor is getting smaller.
13.850
That is Gravy finished.
14.283
There goes another one.
15.250
In goes Damp Kevin. Recent finishes: 9-7-6-15-3.
15.758
The floor is getting smaller.
16.650
In goes Big Randy. Recent finishes: 7-7-11-5-6.
17.208
The floor is getting smaller.
18.050
The Coaster goes in.
18.633
The floor is getting smaller.
19.450
Stubbs is gone. Recent finishes: 4-8-3-3-16.
20.042
Another panel gone.
20.850
Custard is gone.
21.417
There goes another one.
22.250
Crawlspace goes in.
22.775
Less of it every time you look.
23.650
Sweaty Gerald is gone.
24.117
Less of it every time you look.
25.433
The floor is getting smaller.
26.733
Less of it every time you look.
28.017
No idea what happened there.
29.275
Another panel gone.
30.517
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
31.742
And it all goes wrong.
32.950
The floor is getting smaller.
34.142
No idea what happened there.
35.108
Not long left for anybody.
35.317
There goes another one.
36.483
Less of it every time you look.
37.625
The floor is getting smaller.
38.750
There goes another one.
39.867
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
40.967
Well, that was always going to happen.
41.800
Nowhere left for The Lieutenant to go.
42.058
You do not see that every day.
43.133
Less of it every time you look.
43.200
The Lieutenant goes in.
44.192
Less of it every time you look.
45.242
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
46.275
There goes another one.
46.533
Floppy Joe is gone.
47.300
The floor is getting smaller.
47.933
Two left.
48.308
The floor is getting smaller.
49.308
You do not see that every day.
49.333
Radiator is gone.
50.292
Another panel gone.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Floppy Joe 37.625 Floppy Joe 37.625
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 8 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 12 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 13 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 16 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 20 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 20 2/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 22 2/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
193 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-7-2-13-13.
12.18
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
221 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 13-5-16-5-16.
18.62
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
194 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-14-12-11-10.
21.76
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
187 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 5-11-14-11-2.
8.70
6
The Kidney The Beans
176 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 14-13-7-13-12.
27.65
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
209 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-11-16-12-1.
33.10
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
218 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-8-11-9-5.
12.73
4
Radiator Basement Heat
179 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-13-6-10-7.
13.86
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
183 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 13-8-5-2-9.
17.52
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
210 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 1-15-4-9-13.
10.93
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
186 starts, 27 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 3-1-8-1-15.
8.28
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
197 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-4-9-14-4.
8.58
3
The Coaster The Pucks
194 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-15-14-16-8.
25.31
8
Slapper The Pucks
196 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 15-1-2-3-6.
10.33
2
Squish The Soft Boys
204 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 6-16-10-16-16.
38.82
21
Custard The Soft Boys
201 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 12-15-8-11-4.
12.76

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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