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Floor · Season 9 · Round 8

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Lil Nugget wins at The Patio

Lil Nugget took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Honey Mustard finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 1:08.208 — 9 +8 0 2.8
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 1:08.208 — 10 +8 0 2.6
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 53.183 — 11 +8 13 9.1
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 51.042 — 13 +9 0 11.5
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 50.175 — 6 +1 1 11.8
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 48.667 — 8 +2 15 13.1
7 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 45.642 — 15 +8 0 13.9
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 44.883 — 2 -6 0 14.4
9 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 43.075 — 4 -5 15 15.1
10 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 40.858 — 3 -7 3 15.2
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 34.533 — 5 -6 10 17.3
12 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 31.892 — 14 +2 4 19.3
13 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 30.517 — 7 -6 6 18.6
14 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 29.392 — 12 -2 7 19.2
15 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 28.142 — 1 -14 11 18.7
16 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 13.033 — 16 0 4 19.3
0.000
The floor is live.
5.158
Nowhere left for Butter Bean to go.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
8.400
Nowhere left for Butter Bean to go. Recent finishes: 15-7-4-12-7.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
10.467
Another panel gone.
11.900
There goes another one.
13.033
In goes Tender Greg. Recent finishes: 4-4-7-4-9.
13.308
That is the sport, right there.
14.692
The floor is getting smaller.
16.058
There goes another one.
17.400
The floor is getting smaller.
18.717
There goes another one.
20.017
Less of it every time you look.
21.292
That is the sport, right there.
22.550
It is chaos out there.
23.792
They will not want to see that again.
25.008
Less of it every time you look.
26.208
Less of it every time you look.
27.400
Less of it every time you look.
28.142
Floppy Joe goes in. Recent finishes: 10-8-3-14-8.
28.567
The floor is getting smaller.
29.542
That is Gravy finished.
29.717
There goes another one.
30.850
There goes another one.
30.942
Pilot Light is gone.
31.967
Another panel gone.
32.342
In goes Puck Yeah.
33.075
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
34.167
Less of it every time you look.
34.533
That is Butter Bean finished.
35.242
The floor is getting smaller.
36.300
Less of it every time you look.
37.350
Less of it every time you look.
38.383
You do not see that every day.
39.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
40.408
Well, that was always going to happen.
40.858
In goes Damp Kevin. Recent finishes: 13-6-4-6-2.
41.408
They will not want to see that again.
42.392
No idea what happened there.
43.075
In goes Tube Sock.
43.367
Less of it every time you look.
44.325
The floor is getting smaller.
44.883
That is Big Randy finished.
45.275
Less of it every time you look.
46.208
The floor is getting smaller.
46.283
Custard is gone. Recent finishes: 4-2-6-3-4.
47.142
The floor is getting smaller.
48.058
Another panel gone.
48.667
That is Radiator finished.
48.967
The floor is getting smaller.
49.867
Less of it every time you look.
50.175
That is The Kidney finished.
50.750
There goes another one.
51.575
Wide Load is gone.
51.625
Less of it every time you look.
52.500
That is the sport, right there.
53.183
In goes Old Gristle.
53.358
There goes another one.
54.208
The floor is getting smaller.
54.583
One panel each.
1:08.208
It is Lil Nugget!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 3 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 16 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 16 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 17 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 19 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 19 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 23 2/2 2
8 NOO The Noodles 23 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
217 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 16-5-9-5-2.
13.39
1
Big Randy The Noodles
189 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 13-2-14-4-6.
16.68
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
188 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-4-4-1-16.
13.21
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
183 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 2-5-1-10-5.
10.44
22
Butter Bean The Beans
197 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 2-13-12-14-8.
12.98
6
The Kidney The Beans
172 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-1-15-15-8.
15.98
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
195 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-2-11-7-10.
19.83
4
Radiator Basement Heat
173 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 5-3-12-2-8.
13.48
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
178 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-5-12-2-4.
12.09
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
193 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 15-15-6-11-9.
37.85
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
209 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-16-3-13-9.
26.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
192 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-2-14-5-14.
7.11
4
Wide Load The Pucks
212 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 5-10-6-16-15.
14.97
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
185 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-2-2-14-16.
12.91
21
Custard The Soft Boys
195 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 1-5-8-4-16.
9.32
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
201 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-13-14-4-14.
32.98

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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