· Season 12 · Round 2
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:17.239 | — | 6 | +5 | 24 | 13.8 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:24.989 | +7.75 | 9 | +7 | 35 | 13.8 |
| 3 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 8:41.915 | +24.68 | 5 | +2 | 39 | 13.9 |
| 4 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 9:11.583 | +54.34 | 13 | +9 | 33 | 14.6 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:35.245 | +78.01 | 11 | +6 | 38 | 12.4 |
| 6 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 9:37.012 | +79.77 | 10 | +4 | 39 | 13.8 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:48.328 | +91.09 | 4 | -3 | 32 | 13.6 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 9:58.016 | +100.78 | 1 | -7 | 46 | 16.1 |
| 9 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 9:59.818 | +102.58 | 16 | +7 | 40 | 13.0 |
| 10 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 10:04.672 | +107.43 | 3 | -7 | 36 | 15.1 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 10:04.955 | +107.72 | 8 | -3 | 28 | 21.0 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:16.378 | +119.14 | 12 | 0 | 41 | 12.8 |
| 13 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 10:18.460 | +121.22 | 15 | +2 | 44 | 13.5 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:19.650 | +122.41 | 7 | -7 | 44 | 13.7 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 10:24.445 | +127.21 | 14 | -1 | 30 | 13.0 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:29.149 | +131.91 | 2 | -14 | 42 | 12.5 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
8.033
Wide Load is coming through. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-1-8.
11.606
Wide Load gets air. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-1-8.
15.050
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 7-4-16-7-7.
18.511
Up goes Squish.
23.689
Wide Load finds trouble.
28.128
That is a big one for Chunk. Averaging 18.1 contacts an event coming in.
31.767
That is a big one for Stubbs. Averaging 19.3 contacts an event coming in.
35.578
Well, that was always going to happen.
39.228
Big Randy is completely off the deck.
42.633
Refried Ron is completely off the deck.
48.033
The Coaster is making ground.
51.489
Gravy is completely off the deck.
54.894
No idea what happened there.
58.406
The Kidney finds trouble.
1:01.806
Squish is completely off the deck.
1:05.972
Oh dear.
1:11.467
Up goes Wide Load.
1:14.867
Big air for Wide Load.
1:20.033
Look at that.
1:23.811
And Stubbs takes flight.
1:27.578
Tender Greg gets air.
1:31.400
Up goes Tender Greg.
1:34.822
And Tube Sock takes flight.
1:38.528
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:41.950
Oh dear.
1:46.011
Wide Load finds trouble.
1:49.622
Gravy finds trouble.
1:53.039
That is a big one for Damp Kevin.
1:56.428
Wide Load is going to win this.
1:57.517
That is a big one for The Kidney.
2:00.917
The Coaster takes it.
2:05.206
Well, that was always going to happen.
2:11.372
Floppy Joe finds trouble.
2:18.283
Oh dear.
2:24.917
The Kidney finds trouble.
2:32.128
Refried Ron takes a knock.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Damp Kevin | 1.594 | Pilot Light 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Pilot Light | 5.089 | Wide Load 3.200 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Pilot Light | 7.783 | Gravy 2.361 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Wide Load | 11.194 | The Coaster 2.928 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Wide Load | 13.006 | The Coaster 1.733 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Wide Load | 19.711 | Wide Load 6.705 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 22.433 | Wide Load 2.722 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Wide Load | 24.350 | The Kidney 1.617 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 27.617 | The Kidney 2.233 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 29.244 | Wide Load 1.627 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 30.733 | The Coaster 1.483 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 32.117 | Chunk 1.344 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 34.139 | Chunk 1.778 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 39.450 | Wide Load 5.311 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 42.767 | Gravy 3.305 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 44.667 | The Coaster 1.733 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 46.356 | The Coaster 1.606 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 48.383 | Chunk 1.939 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 49.828 | Chunk 1.261 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 52.367 | Chunk 2.100 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Wide Load | 53.872 | Chunk 1.356 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 55.778 | The Coaster 1.656 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Wide Load | 56.233 | Wide Load 0.455 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Wide Load | 1:08.322 | Gravy 2.850 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Wide Load | 1:09.583 | Wide Load 1.261 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:11.144 | Stubbs 1.461 |
| The Drops | Metal | Wide Load | 1:12.556 | Floppy Joe 1.395 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Wide Load | 1:13.767 | Wide Load 1.211 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Wide Load | 1:16.111 | Tender Greg 1.761 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Wide Load | 1:17.350 | Tender Greg 0.905 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 1:19.056 | Tender Greg 1.550 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:20.356 | Gravy 1.272 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:22.361 | Gravy 1.772 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:23.961 | Wide Load 1.600 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:27.167 | Stubbs 2.934 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:31.800 | Gravy 3.211 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:34.083 | Gravy 2.161 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 1:36.494 | Stubbs 2.056 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:39.922 | The Coaster 1.972 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:43.861 | The Coaster 3.533 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:46.389 | Wide Load 2.528 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:50.417 | Wide Load 4.028 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:53.228 | Wide Load 2.811 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:57.067 | Squish 1.344 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:59.428 | Squish 1.273 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 9 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 19 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 19 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 21 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 21 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
286 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-10-6-10-8.
117.53
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
297 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-4-3-8-4.
25.89
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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