Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 12 · Round 32

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Honey Mustard finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:01.244 5 +4 36 13.6
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 8:34.578 +33.33 14 +12 47 13.5
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:52.177 +50.93 2 -1 44 13.3
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:14.211 +72.97 16 +12 3 20.7
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:32.240 +91.00 10 +5 47 12.9
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:34.505 +93.26 3 -3 46 13.3
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:48.505 +107.26 6 -1 42 12.7
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:49.749 +108.51 8 0 26 11.9
9 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 10:00.338 +119.09 1 -8 47 10.8
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:07.200 +125.96 9 -1 41 12.3
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:39.962 +158.72 15 +4 59 10.0
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:44.095 +162.85 7 -5 33 13.5
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:45.561 +164.32 13 0 62 12.8
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:50.750 +169.51 12 -2 45 11.2
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:56.995 +175.75 11 -4 53 13.7
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 12:03.205 +241.96 4 -12 47 14.5
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 22.3 contacts an event coming in.
3.900
The lead changes hands. Slapper. Career record: 167 wins from 332, average finish 3.1.
8.033
Old Gristle is coming through.
11.533
Up goes The Coaster.
15.017
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 6-7-6-8-8.
18.439
And Honey Mustard takes flight.
22.189
Right into it goes Long John. Averaging 19.6 contacts an event coming in.
26.733
Heavy contact for Radiator.
31.689
No idea what happened there.
40.033
Pilot Light is making ground. Recent finishes: 7-8-5-6-7.
45.739
Gravy takes a knock.
49.328
The Kidney finds trouble.
56.033
Pilot Light is going backwards.
1:00.778
That is a big one for Pilot Light.
1:07.039
No idea what happened there.
1:10.611
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:14.111
And Gravy takes flight.
1:18.044
Gravy gets air.
1:21.456
Long John gets air.
1:24.878
Extraordinary scenes.
1:28.300
And Radiator takes flight.
1:32.056
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:35.633
And The Coaster takes flight.
1:39.078
Stubbs is airborne.
1:42.694
Absolute carnage.
1:46.206
That is not going to help.
1:50.744
Big air for Old Gristle.
1:54.150
That is a big one for Radiator.
1:57.061
The Coaster is going to win this.
1:58.650
Up goes Old Gristle.
2:02.050
It is The Coaster!
2:05.628
Stubbs gets hit hard.
2:09.039
Up goes The Kidney.
2:12.661
Pilot Light is airborne.
2:16.956
That is a big one for Radiator.
2:20.772
Right into it goes Honey Mustard.
2:24.772
That is not going to help.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Radiator 1.572 Radiator 1.572
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 4.839 Gravy 2.889
Sweeping Curve Hard Slapper 7.511 Old Gristle 2.550
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 10.372 Slapper 2.861
The Drops Hard Slapper 12.039 Slapper 1.667
Peg Field Hard Slapper 14.061 Custard 1.317
The Pinball Table Slick Old Gristle 16.083 Old Gristle 1.850
Collision Funnel Hard Old Gristle 17.117 Old Gristle 1.034
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 18.661 Old Gristle 1.544
Barrier Run Smooth The Coaster 21.117 The Coaster 1.284
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 23.161 Honey Mustard 1.972
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 24.983 The Coaster 1.822
S-Bend Smooth The Coaster 28.978 Custard 3.500
Tight Curve Smooth The Coaster 34.183 Old Gristle 3.805
The Funnel Smooth The Coaster 36.394 The Coaster 2.211
Narrow Pipe Metal The Coaster 38.739 Tube Sock 2.211
The Gauntlet Smooth The Coaster 41.144 Stubbs 2.173
The Hairpin Smooth The Coaster 44.856 The Coaster 3.712
Split Route Smooth The Coaster 48.217 Gravy 2.978
Stairwell Hard The Coaster 52.500 Gravy 3.989
Carpet Flat Carpet The Coaster 55.072 Pilot Light 2.567
Tight Curve Carpet The Coaster 58.883 Stubbs 3.128
The Hairpin Smooth The Coaster 1:04.922 Radiator 5.939
Stairwell Hard The Coaster 1:08.139 The Coaster 3.217
Fabric Run Soft fabric The Coaster 1:10.011 The Coaster 1.872
The Drops Hard The Coaster 1:11.633 The Coaster 1.622
Peg Field Hard The Coaster 1:13.167 Stubbs 1.228
The Pinball Table Slick The Coaster 1:15.472 Honey Mustard 1.817
Collision Funnel Hard The Coaster 1:16.467 Gravy 0.855
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 1:17.972 The Coaster 1.505
Barrier Run Smooth The Coaster 1:19.294 The Coaster 1.322
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 1:21.094 The Coaster 1.800
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 1:22.600 The Coaster 1.506
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 1:24.689 The Coaster 2.089
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 1:26.494 The Coaster 1.805
Slick Floor Slick The Coaster 1:29.644 Honey Mustard 2.550
The Plunge Metal The Coaster 1:32.489 Honey Mustard 1.911
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 1:34.617 Gravy 2.033
The Kicker Hard The Coaster 1:35.511 The Coaster 0.894
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 1:37.211 The Coaster 1.700
The Gap Hard The Coaster 1:39.161 The Coaster 1.950
The Drops Hard The Coaster 1:40.583 The Coaster 1.422
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 1:42.817 Tube Sock 2.078
The Washboard Hard The Coaster 1:46.633 Gravy 2.250
Big Air Metal The Coaster 1:50.822 Old Gristle 3.006
Smooth Descent Smooth The Coaster 1:53.100 Old Gristle 2.022
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 1:55.539 Honey Mustard 2.033
Final Sprint Hard The Coaster 1:58.056 Stubbs 2.494
Target Zone Carpet The Coaster 1:59.083 The Coaster 1.027
Exit Gate Hard The Coaster 2:00.061 Gravy 0.967
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 5 0/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 5 1/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 13 0/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 13 0/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 19 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 24 0/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
324 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-10-7-7-12.
171.61
1
Big Randy The Noodles
328 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-6-3-4-10.
53.95
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
323 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-5-15-3-11.
53.26
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
321 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 11-5-8-8-5.
89.37
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
323 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 9-8-14-8-5.
103.12
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · HOME
322 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-8-8-5-9.
80.15
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
313 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-7-10-7-6.
56.87
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · HOME
322 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-7-7-6-15.
130.47
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
315 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-4-3-4-4.
11.81
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
314 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-4-2-4-2.
9.05
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
330 starts, 71 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-2-2-2-1.
4.93
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
297 starts, 61 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-11-1-7.
6.51
8
Slapper The Pucks
328 starts, 165 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-1-1-6.
4.07
3
The Coaster The Pucks
323 starts, 161 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-16-6-1.
5.54
21
Custard The Soft Boys
328 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 5-4-3-8-4.
25.51
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
326 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-8-7-4-3.
47.04

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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