· Season 12 · Round 32
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Honey Mustard finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:01.244 | — | 5 | +4 | 36 | 13.6 |
| 2 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 8:34.578 | +33.33 | 14 | +12 | 47 | 13.5 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:52.177 | +50.93 | 2 | -1 | 44 | 13.3 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:14.211 | +72.97 | 16 | +12 | 3 | 20.7 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:32.240 | +91.00 | 10 | +5 | 47 | 12.9 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:34.505 | +93.26 | 3 | -3 | 46 | 13.3 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:48.505 | +107.26 | 6 | -1 | 42 | 12.7 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:49.749 | +108.51 | 8 | 0 | 26 | 11.9 |
| 9 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 10:00.338 | +119.09 | 1 | -8 | 47 | 10.8 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:07.200 | +125.96 | 9 | -1 | 41 | 12.3 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:39.962 | +158.72 | 15 | +4 | 59 | 10.0 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:44.095 | +162.85 | 7 | -5 | 33 | 13.5 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:45.561 | +164.32 | 13 | 0 | 62 | 12.8 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:50.750 | +169.51 | 12 | -2 | 45 | 11.2 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:56.995 | +175.75 | 11 | -4 | 53 | 13.7 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 12:03.205 | +241.96 | 4 | -12 | 47 | 14.5 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 22.3 contacts an event coming in.
3.900
The lead changes hands. Slapper. Career record: 167 wins from 332, average finish 3.1.
8.033
Old Gristle is coming through.
11.533
Up goes The Coaster.
15.017
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 6-7-6-8-8.
18.439
And Honey Mustard takes flight.
22.189
Right into it goes Long John. Averaging 19.6 contacts an event coming in.
26.733
Heavy contact for Radiator.
31.689
No idea what happened there.
40.033
Pilot Light is making ground. Recent finishes: 7-8-5-6-7.
45.739
Gravy takes a knock.
49.328
The Kidney finds trouble.
56.033
Pilot Light is going backwards.
1:00.778
That is a big one for Pilot Light.
1:07.039
No idea what happened there.
1:10.611
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:14.111
And Gravy takes flight.
1:18.044
Gravy gets air.
1:21.456
Long John gets air.
1:24.878
Extraordinary scenes.
1:28.300
And Radiator takes flight.
1:32.056
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:35.633
And The Coaster takes flight.
1:39.078
Stubbs is airborne.
1:42.694
Absolute carnage.
1:46.206
That is not going to help.
1:50.744
Big air for Old Gristle.
1:54.150
That is a big one for Radiator.
1:57.061
The Coaster is going to win this.
1:58.650
Up goes Old Gristle.
2:02.050
It is The Coaster!
2:05.628
Stubbs gets hit hard.
2:09.039
Up goes The Kidney.
2:12.661
Pilot Light is airborne.
2:16.956
That is a big one for Radiator.
2:20.772
Right into it goes Honey Mustard.
2:24.772
That is not going to help.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Radiator | 1.572 | Radiator 1.572 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 4.839 | Gravy 2.889 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 7.511 | Old Gristle 2.550 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 10.372 | Slapper 2.861 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 12.039 | Slapper 1.667 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Slapper | 14.061 | Custard 1.317 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Old Gristle | 16.083 | Old Gristle 1.850 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Old Gristle | 17.117 | Old Gristle 1.034 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 18.661 | Old Gristle 1.544 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Coaster | 21.117 | The Coaster 1.284 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 23.161 | Honey Mustard 1.972 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 24.983 | The Coaster 1.822 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Coaster | 28.978 | Custard 3.500 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 34.183 | Old Gristle 3.805 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Coaster | 36.394 | The Coaster 2.211 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 38.739 | Tube Sock 2.211 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Coaster | 41.144 | Stubbs 2.173 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 44.856 | The Coaster 3.712 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Coaster | 48.217 | Gravy 2.978 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 52.500 | Gravy 3.989 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 55.072 | Pilot Light 2.567 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 58.883 | Stubbs 3.128 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:04.922 | Radiator 5.939 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 1:08.139 | The Coaster 3.217 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 1:10.011 | The Coaster 1.872 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 1:11.633 | The Coaster 1.622 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Coaster | 1:13.167 | Stubbs 1.228 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Coaster | 1:15.472 | Honey Mustard 1.817 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Coaster | 1:16.467 | Gravy 0.855 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 1:17.972 | The Coaster 1.505 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:19.294 | The Coaster 1.322 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:21.094 | The Coaster 1.800 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:22.600 | The Coaster 1.506 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 1:24.689 | The Coaster 2.089 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 1:26.494 | The Coaster 1.805 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | The Coaster | 1:29.644 | Honey Mustard 2.550 |
| The Plunge | Metal | The Coaster | 1:32.489 | Honey Mustard 1.911 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Coaster | 1:34.617 | Gravy 2.033 |
| The Kicker | Hard | The Coaster | 1:35.511 | The Coaster 0.894 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:37.211 | The Coaster 1.700 |
| The Gap | Hard | The Coaster | 1:39.161 | The Coaster 1.950 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 1:40.583 | The Coaster 1.422 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:42.817 | Tube Sock 2.078 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Coaster | 1:46.633 | Gravy 2.250 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Coaster | 1:50.822 | Old Gristle 3.006 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:53.100 | Old Gristle 2.022 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 1:55.539 | Honey Mustard 2.033 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | The Coaster | 1:58.056 | Stubbs 2.494 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:59.083 | The Coaster 1.027 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | The Coaster | 2:00.061 | Gravy 0.967 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 5 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 5 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 13 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 13 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 24 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · HOME
322 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-8-8-5-9.
80.15
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · HOME
313 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-7-10-7-6.
56.87
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · HOME
322 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-7-7-6-15.
130.47
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · HOME
315 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-4-3-4-4.
11.81
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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