Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 11 · Round 20

The Long Mile — Team Pack Race

Long Mile Basin · The Long Mile · 161 m · 16 competitors Uphill section Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win

Honey Mustard took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Old Gristle finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:35.133 9 +8 31 12.0
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:42.900 +7.77 11 +9 39 12.1
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:45.575 +10.44 13 +10 36 11.7
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:50.158 +15.03 3 -1 19 10.6
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:50.625 +15.49 4 -1 25 10.5
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:54.908 +19.78 10 +4 44 11.6
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:58.892 +23.76 5 -2 31 10.9
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:00.567 +25.43 7 -1 26 10.5
Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -3 20 10.5
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +5 29 11.5
Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -9 18 10.5
Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 12 0 28 12.4
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -12 13 10.7
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -6 13 10.7
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 -1 13 12.3
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 0 11 11.3
3.542
Absolute carnage.
8.450
Old Gristle is airborne! Recent finishes: 3-10-2-6-2.
12.808
There is nothing left of it.
19.200
Puck Yeah goes to the front.
23.592
That has come off. Recent finishes: 7-9-3-5-5.
28.300
Yolk leaves something behind.
32.650
Stubbs is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-6-2-3-3.
38.050
And it all goes wrong.
40.783
Custard has put Yolk out. Recent finishes: 7-3-3-8-5.
45.725
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
50.050
The Unit is coming through.
55.717
Stubbs is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-6-2-3-3.
59.392
Puck Yeah is out, and Old Gristle did it.
1:04.367
Look at the state of it.
1:08.658
They will not want to see that again.
1:13.508
That was always going to happen.
1:17.750
That has come off.
1:26.967
Up it goes.
1:31.425
That is a long way off the ground.
1:36.283
Look at the state of it.
1:42.467
Floppy Joe has nothing left on it.
1:47.658
Gravy is airborne!
1:51.858
Custard is airborne!
1:58.433
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:05.167
Absolute carnage.
2:14.075
Old Gristle is losing bits.
2:18.567
Floppy Joe is in trouble.
2:23.408
Big Randy leaves something behind.
2:27.983
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:31.033
And that is Floppy Joe finished.
2:35.667
Gravy is in trouble.
2:38.242
Gravy is out.
2:42.767
Custard has nothing left on it.
2:51.025
Up it goes.
2:59.367
Custard is in trouble.
3:04.617
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
3:06.117
Custard is out.
3:08.692
Last lap.
3:13.742
Big Randy is out, and The Heel did it.
3:20.067
The Coaster is losing bits.
3:25.400
Up it goes.
3:32.133
Honey Mustard is coming to the flag.
3:32.658
Stubbs is airborne!
3:34.158
Sweaty Gerald will not be back.
3:35.658
It is Honey Mustard!
3:44.942
Oh, that is a big one.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 23.042 Puck Yeah 23.042
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 46.275 Puck Yeah 23.233
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:11.492 Honey Mustard 22.383
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:34.208 Old Gristle 22.716
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:59.383 Gravy 18.875
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:24.750 Honey Mustard 22.066
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 2:47.842 Stubbs 21.567
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 3:08.692 Honey Mustard 20.850
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 7 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 14 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 16 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 18 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 22 1/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 24 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
249 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 12-13-12-9-7.
219.30
1
Big Randy The Noodles
243 starts, 14 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 6-4-15-5-5.
16.38
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
232 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-11-5-3-6.
14.11
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
257 starts, 48 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-1-5-7-10.
2.26
22
Butter Bean The Beans
264 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 14-6-9-14-13.
88.48
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
240 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 7-16-11-3-8.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
251 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-8-7-4-8.
34.11
4
Radiator Basement Heat
270 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 16-15-12-9-15.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
254 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 5-12-6-10-10.
58.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
250 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-4-10-3-15.
28.18
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
267 starts, 66 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 3-1-4-10-2.
2.52
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
264 starts, 35 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-3-10-6-12.
20.64
3
The Coaster The Pucks
250 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 12-13-6-12-14.
75.47
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
248 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 11-12-15-2-11.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
255 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 9-15-5-11-14.
108.69
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
248 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 16-16-15-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↑13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°

The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.

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