Derby · Season 11 · Round 20
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win
Honey Mustard took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Old Gristle finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:35.133 | — | 9 | +8 | 31 | 12.0 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:42.900 | +7.77 | 11 | +9 | 39 | 12.1 |
| 3 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:45.575 | +10.44 | 13 | +10 | 36 | 11.7 |
| 4 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:50.158 | +15.03 | 3 | -1 | 19 | 10.6 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:50.625 | +15.49 | 4 | -1 | 25 | 10.5 |
| 6 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:54.908 | +19.78 | 10 | +4 | 44 | 11.6 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:58.892 | +23.76 | 5 | -2 | 31 | 10.9 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 4:00.567 | +25.43 | 7 | -1 | 26 | 10.5 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -3 | 20 | 10.5 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +5 | 29 | 11.5 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -9 | 18 | 10.5 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | 0 | 28 | 12.4 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -12 | 13 | 10.7 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 13 | 10.7 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -1 | 13 | 12.3 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 11 | 11.3 |
3.542
Absolute carnage.
8.450
Old Gristle is airborne! Recent finishes: 3-10-2-6-2.
12.808
There is nothing left of it.
19.200
Puck Yeah goes to the front.
23.592
That has come off. Recent finishes: 7-9-3-5-5.
28.300
Yolk leaves something behind.
32.650
Stubbs is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-6-2-3-3.
38.050
And it all goes wrong.
40.783
Custard has put Yolk out. Recent finishes: 7-3-3-8-5.
45.725
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
50.050
The Unit is coming through.
55.717
Stubbs is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-6-2-3-3.
59.392
Puck Yeah is out, and Old Gristle did it.
1:04.367
Look at the state of it.
1:08.658
They will not want to see that again.
1:13.508
That was always going to happen.
1:17.750
That has come off.
1:26.967
Up it goes.
1:31.425
That is a long way off the ground.
1:36.283
Look at the state of it.
1:42.467
Floppy Joe has nothing left on it.
1:47.658
Gravy is airborne!
1:51.858
Custard is airborne!
1:58.433
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:05.167
Absolute carnage.
2:14.075
Old Gristle is losing bits.
2:18.567
Floppy Joe is in trouble.
2:23.408
Big Randy leaves something behind.
2:27.983
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:31.033
And that is Floppy Joe finished.
2:35.667
Gravy is in trouble.
2:38.242
Gravy is out.
2:42.767
Custard has nothing left on it.
2:51.025
Up it goes.
2:59.367
Custard is in trouble.
3:04.617
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
3:06.117
Custard is out.
3:08.692
Last lap.
3:13.742
Big Randy is out, and The Heel did it.
3:20.067
The Coaster is losing bits.
3:25.400
Up it goes.
3:32.133
Honey Mustard is coming to the flag.
3:32.658
Stubbs is airborne!
3:34.158
Sweaty Gerald will not be back.
3:35.658
It is Honey Mustard!
3:44.942
Oh, that is a big one.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 23.042 | Puck Yeah 23.042 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 46.275 | Puck Yeah 23.233 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:11.492 | Honey Mustard 22.383 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:34.208 | Old Gristle 22.716 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:59.383 | Gravy 18.875 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:24.750 | Honey Mustard 22.066 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 2:47.842 | Stubbs 21.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 3:08.692 | Honey Mustard 20.850 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
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15m
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Smooth Descent
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50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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