Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 11 · Round 21

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Stubbs survives to win

Stubbs took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Old Gristle finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:36.408 10 +9 44 11.9
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:43.375 +6.97 12 +10 34 11.6
3 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:49.350 +12.94 1 -2 23 10.2
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:49.500 +13.09 3 -1 19 10.4
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:50.700 +14.29 11 +6 41 11.5
6 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:51.983 +15.58 9 +3 42 11.3
7 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:05.367 +28.96 5 -2 35 10.2
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +6 31 12.1
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +6 29 11.2
The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks 4 -6 14 10.3
Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -5 23 10.4
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -10 13 10.4
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -5 13 10.1
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 -1 14 11.4
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +1 11 11.1
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -9 11 9.8
2.400
A new leader — Tender Greg. Career record: 1 wins from 316, average finish 5.6.
6.875
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 2-6-3-3-8.
12.125
Puck Yeah is airborne!
17.975
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-10-2-6-2.
23.150
Oh, that is a big one.
28.258
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 5-15-7-11-7.
34.350
Old Gristle takes the lead. Career record: 72 wins from 338, average finish 3.8.
38.733
Oh, that is a big one.
47.067
That has come off.
52.300
Up it goes.
57.142
There is nothing left of it.
1:02.192
They felt that in the back row.
1:06.583
The Heel leaves something behind.
1:10.850
Gravy leaves something behind.
1:15.717
Tender Greg is out, and Old Gristle did it.
1:18.033
Puck Yeah will not be back.
1:19.533
That is Radiator taking Pilot Light with them.
1:23.825
Thick Rick is airborne!
1:28.808
Custard is airborne!
1:35.867
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:41.950
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
1:46.900
And it all goes wrong.
1:51.800
Gravy is airborne!
1:56.008
That is real damage.
2:02.542
There is nothing protecting Sweaty Gerald now.
2:06.742
Absolute carnage.
2:10.517
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:14.842
Floppy Joe is out, and Big Randy did it.
2:19.975
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:22.900
Butter Bean has put Sweaty Gerald out.
2:30.050
And it all goes wrong.
2:34.767
Stubbs is airborne!
2:40.050
Slapper is on the move.
2:44.800
Up it goes.
2:49.475
That was always going to happen.
2:53.742
There goes a piece of Gravy.
2:55.242
The Heel is out, and Big Randy did it.
2:59.117
And that is Custard finished.
3:10.133
Slapper has nothing left on it.
3:18.367
Old Gristle is airborne!
3:19.925
This is the last of it.
3:21.425
Slapper is out.
3:32.233
Big Randy leaves something behind.
3:33.408
Stubbs has it.
3:36.408
Stubbs wins the derby.
3:42.500
That is a long way off the ground.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 16.533 Old Gristle 16.533
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 35.600 Puck Yeah 17.042
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 52.200 Puck Yeah 15.250
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:13.025 Slapper 16.375
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 1:29.858 Stubbs 14.408
Smooth Descent Clay Thick Rick 1:47.392 Thick Rick 14.259
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:04.758 Stubbs 16.850
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:22.533 Thick Rick 17.216
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 2:41.467 Slapper 18.075
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 3:01.083 Slapper 18.542
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 3:19.925 Old Gristle 16.750
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 3:36.408 Old Gristle 15.525
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 7 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 14 1/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 15 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 18 1/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 22 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 24 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
244 starts, 14 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 5-6-4-15-5.
15.87
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
249 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 12-13-12-9-7.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
257 starts, 48 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-1-5-7-10.
1.91
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
233 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-2-11-5-3.
8.38
22
Butter Bean The Beans
265 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 1-14-6-9-14.
59.33
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
240 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 7-16-11-3-8.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
230 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 13-14-15-9-16.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
271 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 10-16-15-12-9.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
251 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-7-12-12-8.
37.38
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
251 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-4-4-10-3.
32.80
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
265 starts, 35 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-6-3-10-6.
22.27
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
267 starts, 66 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 3-1-4-10-2.
3.42
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
249 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 12-11-12-15-2.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
241 starts, 26 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 11-13-16-6-9.
154.43
21
Custard The Soft Boys
255 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 9-15-5-11-14.
117.09
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
249 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 15-15-16-16-10.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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