Derby · Season 11 · Round 27
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:26.692 | — | 13 | +12 | 46 | 12.7 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:37.358 | +10.67 | 11 | +9 | 45 | 11.4 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:43.308 | +16.62 | 3 | 0 | 52 | 10.8 |
| 4 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:52.658 | +25.97 | 8 | +4 | 68 | 10.5 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +9 | 42 | 11.8 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +4 | 48 | 11.8 |
| — | Stubbs WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +2 | 47 | 11.2 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +4 | 31 | 12.1 |
| — | Tube Sock RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -5 | 33 | 10.1 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -8 | 25 | 10.7 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -6 | 22 | 10.6 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +4 | 16 | 10.3 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -7 | 20 | 9.8 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 13 | 10.5 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 11 | 11.3 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -15 | 13 | 10.4 |
1.833
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 5-15-8-15-8.
6.067
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-2-4-1-1.
12.008
Tender Greg is losing bits.
16.225
The Kidney is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-15-8-15-8.
22.233
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-8-3-7-3.
26.617
That is a long way off the ground.
28.250
That is Slapper taking Tender Greg with them. Recent finishes: 3-3-8-8-7.
29.750
Big Randy has put Floppy Joe out.
36.800
Squish leaves something behind.
41.000
You do not see that every day.
46.983
Squish is in trouble.
49.650
That is Chunk taking Squish with them.
51.375
That is Tube Sock taking Radiator with them.
55.708
You do not see that every day.
57.208
The Kidney has put Sweaty Gerald out.
1:02.125
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:09.300
And it all goes wrong.
1:17.417
Big Randy leaves something behind.
1:18.917
Damp Kevin has put The Kidney out.
1:23.208
It is coming apart now.
1:28.608
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:33.483
That is a long way off the ground.
1:40.483
There goes a piece of Chunk.
1:42.850
That is Damp Kevin taking Big Randy with them.
1:47.617
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:52.383
That is a long way off the ground.
2:04.100
A new leader — Chunk.
2:09.950
There is nothing protecting Chunk now.
2:15.033
Absolute carnage.
2:19.600
There goes a piece of Wide Load.
2:21.100
Wide Load has put Chunk out.
2:26.850
That has come off.
2:31.567
They will not want to see that again.
2:38.475
There is nothing left of it.
2:43.183
They felt that in the back row.
2:49.458
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
2:56.992
Stubbs has nothing left on it.
3:01.392
That is a long way off the ground.
3:02.967
One to go.
3:08.500
Honey Mustard is airborne!
3:14.100
That is a long way off the ground.
3:16.775
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:19.292
And that is Stubbs finished.
3:20.908
And that is Slapper finished.
3:23.692
Here comes Wide Load.
3:26.692
Wide Load takes it!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 20.875 | Wide Load 20.875 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 40.800 | Wide Load 19.925 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:07.975 | Slapper 22.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:28.892 | Wide Load 20.917 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:53.483 | Chunk 22.392 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:18.133 | Chunk 21.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 2:41.358 | Wide Load 23.225 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:02.967 | Wide Load 21.609 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:26.692 | Damp Kevin 23.200 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 6 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 10 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 13 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 24 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
254 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 16-16-13-16-9.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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38m
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30m
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38m
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Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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