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Floor · Season 10 · Round 32

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Lieutenant wins at The Patio

The Lieutenant took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Pilot Light finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 1:08.208 — 11 +10 0 2.8
2 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1:08.208 — 7 +5 0 2.9
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1:08.208 — 15 +12 0 2.6
4 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 54.567 — 8 +4 16 9.7
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 50.175 — 2 -3 2 11.8
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 49.292 — 13 +7 14 12.0
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 45.642 — 4 -3 0 13.8
8 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 44.883 — 16 +8 0 14.2
9 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 43.908 — 9 0 3 14.7
10 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 34.875 — 12 +2 10 17.5
11 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 31.875 — 6 -5 4 19.2
12 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 30.975 — 14 +2 5 18.7
13 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 30.500 — 10 -3 6 18.7
14 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 29.383 — 3 -11 10 19.2
15 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 28.142 — 1 -14 11 18.7
16 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 13.033 — 5 -11 4 19.3
0.000
The floor is live.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
9.842
Refried Ron is in trouble here. Recent finishes: 6-14-7-8-7.
10.467
There goes another one.
11.900
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
13.033
In goes Refried Ron.
13.308
Less of it every time you look.
14.692
Less of it every time you look.
16.058
Another panel gone.
17.400
Less of it every time you look.
18.717
Another panel gone.
20.017
That is the sport, right there.
21.292
Well, that was always going to happen.
22.550
You do not see that every day.
23.792
There goes another one.
25.008
The floor is getting smaller.
26.208
It is chaos out there.
27.400
The floor is getting smaller.
28.142
Big Randy goes in.
28.567
Less of it every time you look.
29.542
In goes Tube Sock. Recent finishes: 3-13-5-6-8.
29.717
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
30.850
And it all goes wrong.
30.942
Stubbs goes in.
31.967
There goes another one.
32.342
The Coaster is gone.
33.075
The floor is getting smaller.
33.742
Sweaty Gerald is gone.
34.167
The floor is getting smaller.
35.142
That is Gravy finished.
35.242
Less of it every time you look.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.350
The floor is getting smaller.
38.383
The floor is getting smaller.
39.400
Look at the state of it.
40.408
Another panel gone.
41.408
And it all goes wrong.
42.392
The floor is getting smaller.
43.367
The floor is getting smaller.
43.908
Honey Mustard is gone. Recent finishes: 8-2-3-3-8.
44.325
No idea what happened there.
45.275
The floor is getting smaller.
45.308
That is Tender Greg finished.
46.208
Less of it every time you look.
46.708
In goes Damp Kevin. Recent finishes: 3-12-5-11-8.
47.142
You do not see that every day.
48.058
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
48.967
Less of it every time you look.
49.292
Wide Load goes in.
49.867
The floor is getting smaller.
50.692
Floppy Joe is gone.
50.750
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
51.625
It is chaos out there.
52.500
The floor is getting smaller.
53.358
The floor is getting smaller.
54.208
Oh dear.
54.567
That is Crawlspace finished. Recent finishes: 4-16-8-4-8.
1:08.208
It is The Lieutenant!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 6 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 11 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 11 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 18 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 20 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 21 2/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 22 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
232 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 4-12-14-10-8.
15.17
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
254 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 8-11-3-10-14.
10.67
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
223 starts, 19 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-3-2-2-16.
10.99
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
223 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 14-7-15-13-2.
20.08
5
Refried Ron The Beans
245 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-7-8-4-7.
22.76
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
245 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-6-2-2-12.
9.99
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
228 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-16-5-1-10.
12.41
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
252 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 11-13-14-7-2.
15.50
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
226 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-13-7-7-9.
14.59
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
241 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 15-8-14-14-6.
33.62
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
217 starts, 30 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 9-15-16-12-6.
26.03
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
232 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-5-10-9-5.
13.49
4
Wide Load The Pucks
248 starts, 20 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 14-5-1-9-10.
11.10
3
The Coaster The Pucks
227 starts, 18 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 5-5-4-4-15.
8.14
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
223 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 13-1-12-4-4.
13.63
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
237 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 6-1-16-12-2.
18.76

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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