· Season 13 · Round 14
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Stubbs finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:27.345 | — | 11 | +10 | 46 | 14.2 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:50.922 | +23.58 | 6 | +4 | 44 | 13.4 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 9:16.905 | +49.56 | 1 | -2 | 48 | 12.7 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:35.050 | +67.71 | 13 | +9 | 6 | 21.9 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:36.339 | +68.99 | 8 | +3 | 4 | 21.3 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:44.700 | +77.36 | 16 | +10 | 52 | 11.8 |
| 7 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 10:05.990 | +98.65 | 2 | -5 | 43 | 12.9 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:20.255 | +112.91 | 7 | -1 | 48 | 12.0 |
| 9 | Long John | The Noodles | 10:20.561 | +113.22 | 9 | 0 | 45 | 10.8 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:21.373 | +114.03 | 15 | +5 | 39 | 15.4 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:23.873 | +116.53 | 4 | -7 | 55 | 11.5 |
| 12 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 10:26.756 | +119.41 | 3 | -9 | 49 | 12.4 |
| 13 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 10:27.178 | +119.83 | 14 | +1 | 59 | 11.4 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 10:31.738 | +124.39 | 5 | -9 | 5 | 21.0 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 10:35.222 | +127.88 | 10 | -5 | 35 | 13.5 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:47.683 | +140.34 | 12 | -4 | 50 | 10.5 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.667
The lead changes hands. Slapper.
11.339
And Slapper takes flight.
14.900
Up goes Tube Sock.
18.300
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
22.100
Nothing doing for Slapper. That is 150 non-finishes in 349 career starts.
26.667
Stubbs takes the lead.
30.983
Radiator finds trouble.
34.756
You do not see that every day. Averaging 20.6 contacts an event coming in.
40.033
Floppy Joe is picking them off.
46.350
Yolk takes a knock.
49.839
That is the sport, right there. Averaging 20.9 contacts an event coming in.
56.656
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Averaging 23.8 contacts an event coming in.
1:01.117
Heavy contact for Long John.
1:05.167
Heavy contact for Sweaty Gerald.
1:08.717
Look at that.
1:12.483
And Stubbs takes flight.
1:17.506
Extraordinary scenes.
1:22.044
And Tube Sock takes flight.
1:25.472
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 8-12-9-6-6.
1:29.311
Big air for Long John.
1:36.033
Big move from Floppy Joe.
1:40.078
You do not see that every day.
1:43.544
Sweaty Gerald finds trouble.
1:47.644
That is not going to help.
1:51.433
It is chaos out there.
1:55.567
Tube Sock is completely off the deck.
1:59.250
Up goes Lil Nugget.
2:03.194
And Lil Nugget takes flight.
2:07.344
It is chaos out there.
2:08.489
Here comes Stubbs.
2:11.489
It is Slapper!
2:15.022
Long John is airborne.
2:19.917
Sweaty Gerald is completely off the deck.
2:24.272
Look at that.
2:28.417
They will not want to see that again.
2:46.656
Sweaty Gerald finds trouble.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | The Heel | 1.594 | The Heel 1.594 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 4.994 | Slapper 3.050 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Slapper | 7.611 | Old Gristle 2.322 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 10.556 | Gravy 2.800 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 12.283 | Gravy 1.650 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Slapper | 13.622 | Puck Yeah 1.278 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Slapper | 15.589 | Old Gristle 1.795 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Slapper | 16.456 | Slapper 0.867 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 17.867 | Slapper 1.411 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Yolk | 24.261 | Stubbs 1.633 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Stubbs | 26.578 | Stubbs 2.056 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Stubbs | 28.589 | Stubbs 2.011 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Stubbs | 32.811 | Lil Nugget 3.183 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Stubbs | 36.406 | Stubbs 3.595 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Stubbs | 38.806 | Slapper 2.211 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Stubbs | 40.939 | Stubbs 2.133 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Stubbs | 43.017 | Stubbs 2.078 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Stubbs | 47.011 | Stubbs 3.994 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Stubbs | 50.306 | Sweaty Gerald 3.027 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Stubbs | 54.828 | Yolk 3.867 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Stubbs | 57.400 | Squish 2.489 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Stubbs | 1:00.417 | Stubbs 3.017 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Stubbs | 1:06.250 | Yolk 4.562 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Stubbs | 1:09.506 | Slapper 3.255 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Stubbs | 1:11.572 | Yolk 1.939 |
| The Drops | Hard | Stubbs | 1:13.494 | Slapper 1.689 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Stubbs | 1:15.117 | Yolk 1.261 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Stubbs | 1:17.067 | Yolk 1.900 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Stubbs | 1:18.178 | Stubbs 1.111 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Stubbs | 1:20.278 | Yolk 1.850 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Stubbs | 1:21.906 | Yolk 1.533 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Stubbs | 1:24.367 | Lil Nugget 2.044 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Stubbs | 1:26.139 | Stubbs 1.772 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Stubbs | 1:30.417 | Slapper 2.239 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Stubbs | 1:33.644 | Slapper 2.106 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Stubbs | 1:36.339 | Slapper 2.327 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Stubbs | 1:38.367 | Stubbs 2.028 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Stubbs | 1:40.533 | Stubbs 2.166 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Stubbs | 1:41.583 | Slapper 0.944 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Stubbs | 1:43.389 | Yolk 1.661 |
| The Gap | Hard | Stubbs | 1:45.344 | Yolk 1.934 |
| The Drops | Hard | Stubbs | 1:46.744 | Stubbs 1.400 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Stubbs | 1:48.600 | Stubbs 1.856 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Stubbs | 1:52.256 | Yolk 3.328 |
| Big Air | Metal | Stubbs | 1:56.506 | Yolk 3.689 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Stubbs | 1:58.961 | Slapper 2.228 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Stubbs | 2:01.544 | Slapper 2.539 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | Stubbs | 2:04.344 | Slapper 2.395 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Stubbs | 2:09.117 | Slapper 0.961 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | Stubbs | 2:11.489 | Slapper 0.872 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 5 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 6 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 17 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 18 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 23 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 29 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared22
Butter Bean
The Beans · HOME
330 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-7-5-5-13.
95.65
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · HOME
337 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-13-5-7-7.
106.02
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · HOME
339 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-8-9-6-8.
168.42
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · HOME
329 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-8-11-6-10.
100.79
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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