· Season 13 · Round 23
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:10.655 | — | 8 | +7 | 4 | 20.7 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 8:35.700 | +25.05 | 9 | +7 | 47 | 12.8 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:47.011 | +36.36 | 10 | +7 | 40 | 14.1 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:12.333 | +61.68 | 4 | 0 | 55 | 11.9 |
| 5 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 9:16.716 | +66.06 | 1 | -4 | 39 | 12.2 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:31.799 | +81.14 | 16 | +10 | 46 | 14.2 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:46.577 | +95.92 | 6 | -1 | 38 | 19.4 |
| 8 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 9:49.539 | +98.88 | 3 | -5 | 45 | 12.0 |
| 9 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 10:05.134 | +114.48 | 7 | -2 | 60 | 12.4 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:12.895 | +122.24 | 14 | +4 | 49 | 10.6 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:16.450 | +125.80 | 5 | -6 | 43 | 11.7 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:18.722 | +128.07 | 13 | +1 | 41 | 12.6 |
| — | Tube Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:31.995 | +141.34 | 2 | -11 | 44 | 11.9 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:35.061 | +144.41 | 15 | +1 | 58 | 11.5 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:45.433 | +154.78 | 12 | -3 | 59 | 11.9 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 11:18.339 | +187.68 | 11 | -5 | 49 | 13.9 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
3.767
And it's Puck Yeah in front now. Career record: 193 wins from 361, average finish 3.1.
8.033
Look at that. Recent finishes: 3-8-7-7-15.
11.717
Big air for Puck Yeah.
15.139
And Damp Kevin takes flight. Recent finishes: 5-11-8-6-5.
18.561
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 6-10-5-10-6.
22.622
And Honey Mustard takes flight. Recent finishes: 3-8-7-7-15.
26.522
Up goes The Lieutenant.
30.789
Extraordinary scenes.
37.617
Heavy contact for Tube Sock.
41.783
And Gravy takes flight.
47.422
Damp Kevin gets hit hard.
53.172
Honey Mustard gets air.
56.583
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:00.306
No idea what happened there.
1:04.033
Lil Nugget is making ground.
1:07.633
Up goes Puck Yeah.
1:11.389
It is chaos out there.
1:14.922
Lil Nugget is completely off the deck.
1:18.483
And Lil Nugget takes flight.
1:21.894
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:25.650
No idea what happened there.
1:29.511
Up goes Puck Yeah.
1:34.472
Puck Yeah is airborne.
1:38.111
Big air for Gravy.
1:41.767
Big air for Gravy.
1:46.572
Heavy contact for Honey Mustard.
1:50.061
And Floppy Joe is off once more.
1:55.317
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:58.828
Crawlspace gets air.
1:59.294
Puck Yeah has it.
2:02.294
Slapper takes it.
2:06.628
And Tube Sock takes flight.
2:10.800
Refried Ron is completely off the deck.
2:16.978
Floppy Joe is airborne.
2:20.789
And Floppy Joe takes flight.
2:25.433
Pilot Light takes a knock.
2:29.206
Tube Sock finds trouble.
2:35.428
Refried Ron finds trouble.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | Refried Ron | 1.567 | Refried Ron 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 4.900 | Lil Nugget 3.089 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Honey Mustard | 7.567 | Gravy 2.233 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Honey Mustard | 10.822 | Slapper 2.945 |
| The Drops | Hard | Honey Mustard | 12.622 | Gravy 1.661 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Honey Mustard | 13.922 | Honey Mustard 1.300 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Honey Mustard | 15.750 | Honey Mustard 1.828 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Honey Mustard | 16.667 | Honey Mustard 0.917 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Honey Mustard | 18.033 | Honey Mustard 1.366 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 19.139 | Honey Mustard 1.106 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 20.800 | Honey Mustard 1.661 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 22.683 | Honey Mustard 1.883 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 29.256 | Puck Yeah 3.661 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 31.700 | Lil Nugget 3.672 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 33.867 | Puck Yeah 2.167 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 36.333 | The Lieutenant 2.134 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 38.344 | Puck Yeah 2.011 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 42.067 | Puck Yeah 3.723 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 45.117 | Puck Yeah 3.050 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Puck Yeah | 49.356 | Lil Nugget 3.722 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 51.817 | The Lieutenant 2.322 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 55.783 | Gravy 2.767 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:01.600 | Honey Mustard 4.567 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:04.878 | Gravy 3.261 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 1:06.817 | Gravy 1.889 |
| The Drops | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:08.633 | Puck Yeah 1.816 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:10.372 | Long John 1.467 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Puck Yeah | 1:13.378 | Honey Mustard 2.361 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:14.572 | Gravy 1.111 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:16.289 | Gravy 1.645 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:17.633 | Gravy 1.300 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:19.667 | Puck Yeah 2.034 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:21.506 | Gravy 1.644 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:24.361 | Gravy 2.273 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:26.983 | Gravy 1.944 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Puck Yeah | 1:29.244 | Puck Yeah 2.261 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:31.161 | Puck Yeah 1.917 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:33.394 | The Lieutenant 2.217 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:34.361 | The Lieutenant 0.933 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:36.322 | Honey Mustard 1.594 |
| The Gap | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:38.461 | Yolk 1.844 |
| The Drops | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:39.928 | Puck Yeah 1.467 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:42.011 | Gravy 1.928 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:45.067 | Honey Mustard 2.906 |
| Big Air | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:48.122 | Puck Yeah 3.055 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:50.128 | Puck Yeah 2.006 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:52.383 | Puck Yeah 2.255 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:55.250 | Honey Mustard 2.523 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:59.939 | Lil Nugget 1.267 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | Puck Yeah | 2:02.294 | Lil Nugget 1.161 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 7 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 7 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 9 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 13 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 21 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 23 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared5
Refried Ron
The Beans · HOME
351 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 7-16-12-8-11.
219.30
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · HOME
338 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 12-7-11-3-11.
138.06
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · HOME
350 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-8-13-7-7.
75.11
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · HOME
345 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-13-5-12-7.
195.93
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · HOME
338 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-6-3-2-2.
9.50
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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