Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 13 · Round 23

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 8:10.655 8 +7 4 20.7
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 8:35.700 +25.05 9 +7 47 12.8
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 8:47.011 +36.36 10 +7 40 14.1
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:12.333 +61.68 4 0 55 11.9
5 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 9:16.716 +66.06 1 -4 39 12.2
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:31.799 +81.14 16 +10 46 14.2
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:46.577 +95.92 6 -1 38 19.4
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 9:49.539 +98.88 3 -5 45 12.0
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 10:05.134 +114.48 7 -2 60 12.4
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:12.895 +122.24 14 +4 49 10.6
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:16.450 +125.80 5 -6 43 11.7
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:18.722 +128.07 13 +1 41 12.6
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 10:31.995 +141.34 2 -11 44 11.9
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:35.061 +144.41 15 +1 58 11.5
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:45.433 +154.78 12 -3 59 11.9
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 11:18.339 +187.68 11 -5 49 13.9
0.017
Absolute carnage.
3.767
And it's Puck Yeah in front now. Career record: 193 wins from 361, average finish 3.1.
8.033
Look at that. Recent finishes: 3-8-7-7-15.
11.717
Big air for Puck Yeah.
15.139
And Damp Kevin takes flight. Recent finishes: 5-11-8-6-5.
18.561
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 6-10-5-10-6.
22.622
And Honey Mustard takes flight. Recent finishes: 3-8-7-7-15.
26.522
Up goes The Lieutenant.
30.789
Extraordinary scenes.
37.617
Heavy contact for Tube Sock.
41.783
And Gravy takes flight.
47.422
Damp Kevin gets hit hard.
53.172
Honey Mustard gets air.
56.583
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:00.306
No idea what happened there.
1:04.033
Lil Nugget is making ground.
1:07.633
Up goes Puck Yeah.
1:11.389
It is chaos out there.
1:14.922
Lil Nugget is completely off the deck.
1:18.483
And Lil Nugget takes flight.
1:21.894
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:25.650
No idea what happened there.
1:29.511
Up goes Puck Yeah.
1:34.472
Puck Yeah is airborne.
1:38.111
Big air for Gravy.
1:41.767
Big air for Gravy.
1:46.572
Heavy contact for Honey Mustard.
1:50.061
And Floppy Joe is off once more.
1:55.317
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:58.828
Crawlspace gets air.
1:59.294
Puck Yeah has it.
2:02.294
Slapper takes it.
2:06.628
And Tube Sock takes flight.
2:10.800
Refried Ron is completely off the deck.
2:16.978
Floppy Joe is airborne.
2:20.789
And Floppy Joe takes flight.
2:25.433
Pilot Light takes a knock.
2:29.206
Tube Sock finds trouble.
2:35.428
Refried Ron finds trouble.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Refried Ron 1.567 Refried Ron 1.567
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 4.900 Lil Nugget 3.089
Sweeping Curve Hard Honey Mustard 7.567 Gravy 2.233
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 10.822 Slapper 2.945
The Drops Hard Honey Mustard 12.622 Gravy 1.661
Peg Field Hard Honey Mustard 13.922 Honey Mustard 1.300
The Pinball Table Slick Honey Mustard 15.750 Honey Mustard 1.828
Collision Funnel Hard Honey Mustard 16.667 Honey Mustard 0.917
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 18.033 Honey Mustard 1.366
Barrier Run Smooth Honey Mustard 19.139 Honey Mustard 1.106
Sweeping Curve Smooth Honey Mustard 20.800 Honey Mustard 1.661
Bounce Pads Smooth Honey Mustard 22.683 Honey Mustard 1.883
S-Bend Smooth Honey Mustard 29.256 Puck Yeah 3.661
Tight Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 31.700 Lil Nugget 3.672
The Funnel Smooth Puck Yeah 33.867 Puck Yeah 2.167
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 36.333 The Lieutenant 2.134
The Gauntlet Smooth Puck Yeah 38.344 Puck Yeah 2.011
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 42.067 Puck Yeah 3.723
Split Route Smooth Puck Yeah 45.117 Puck Yeah 3.050
Stairwell Hard Puck Yeah 49.356 Lil Nugget 3.722
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 51.817 The Lieutenant 2.322
Tight Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 55.783 Gravy 2.767
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 1:01.600 Honey Mustard 4.567
Stairwell Hard Puck Yeah 1:04.878 Gravy 3.261
Fabric Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 1:06.817 Gravy 1.889
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 1:08.633 Puck Yeah 1.816
Peg Field Hard Puck Yeah 1:10.372 Long John 1.467
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 1:13.378 Honey Mustard 2.361
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 1:14.572 Gravy 1.111
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:16.289 Gravy 1.645
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 1:17.633 Gravy 1.300
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:19.667 Puck Yeah 2.034
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:21.506 Gravy 1.644
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:24.361 Gravy 2.273
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 1:26.983 Gravy 1.944
Slick Floor Slick Puck Yeah 1:29.244 Puck Yeah 2.261
The Plunge Metal Puck Yeah 1:31.161 Puck Yeah 1.917
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:33.394 The Lieutenant 2.217
The Kicker Hard Puck Yeah 1:34.361 The Lieutenant 0.933
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:36.322 Honey Mustard 1.594
The Gap Hard Puck Yeah 1:38.461 Yolk 1.844
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 1:39.928 Puck Yeah 1.467
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:42.011 Gravy 1.928
The Washboard Hard Puck Yeah 1:45.067 Honey Mustard 2.906
Big Air Metal Puck Yeah 1:48.122 Puck Yeah 3.055
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 1:50.128 Puck Yeah 2.006
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 1:52.383 Puck Yeah 2.255
Final Sprint Hard Puck Yeah 1:55.250 Honey Mustard 2.523
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 1:59.939 Lil Nugget 1.267
Exit Gate Hard Puck Yeah 2:02.294 Lil Nugget 1.161
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 7 0/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 7 0/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 9 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 13 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 21 0/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 23 1/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 25 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
352 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-12-9-8-12.
171.75
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
319 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-8-15-14-6.
149.15
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
345 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-9-6-5-15.
113.92
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
346 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-9-10-16.
96.19
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
351 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 7-16-12-8-11.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans · HOME
338 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 12-7-11-3-11.
138.06
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
350 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-8-13-7-7.
75.11
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · HOME
345 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-13-5-12-7.
195.93
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
350 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-3-2-6-2.
6.63
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
338 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-6-3-2-2.
9.50
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
325 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-4-14-2-2.
10.01
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
349 starts, 81 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 3-2-5-3-1.
4.87
8
Slapper The Pucks
350 starts, 179 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-1-1-1.
3.48
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
355 starts, 189 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 5-1-5-4-2.
5.78
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
354 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-15-4-12-1.
49.86
21
Custard The Soft Boys
351 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-6-8-6-4.
26.76

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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