· Season 13 · Round 5
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 8:11.661 | — | 10 | +9 | 43 | 14.1 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:05.050 | +53.39 | 1 | -1 | 53 | 13.1 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 9:17.745 | +66.08 | 16 | +13 | 39 | 13.2 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 9:32.089 | +80.43 | 6 | +2 | 46 | 11.3 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:34.457 | +82.80 | 3 | -2 | 30 | 21.1 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:35.806 | +84.15 | 11 | +5 | 48 | 12.3 |
| 7 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 9:59.589 | +107.93 | 14 | +7 | 43 | 11.6 |
| — | Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:08.060 | +116.40 | 9 | +1 | 41 | 13.2 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 10:21.117 | +129.46 | 4 | -5 | 48 | 12.4 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:22.817 | +131.16 | 13 | +3 | 36 | 14.1 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 10:32.850 | +141.19 | 12 | +1 | 39 | 14.3 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:55.711 | +164.05 | 5 | -7 | 36 | 11.5 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 11:02.162 | +170.50 | 7 | -6 | 49 | 11.2 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 11:03.689 | +172.03 | 8 | -6 | 5 | 20.2 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 11:16.361 | +184.70 | 15 | 0 | 49 | 11.5 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 11:25.206 | +193.55 | 2 | -14 | 49 | 12.1 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
5.633
Wide Load hits the front.
10.744
Wide Load is airborne. Recent finishes: 1-1-16-1-1.
14.328
Thick Rick gets hit hard. Averaging 19.7 contacts an event coming in.
17.728
Look at that.
21.378
The Lieutenant finds trouble.
24.817
That is a big one for Crawlspace. Averaging 24.5 contacts an event coming in.
29.711
Right into it goes Squish.
37.333
No idea what happened there. Averaging 18.0 contacts an event coming in.
43.711
Puck Yeah finds trouble.
47.822
Thick Rick finds trouble.
51.650
Right into it goes Damp Kevin.
56.033
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:00.767
Squish takes a knock. Averaging 19.5 contacts an event coming in.
1:04.244
They will not want to see that again.
1:07.656
Look at that.
1:11.250
Extraordinary scenes.
1:14.794
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:18.256
And Thick Rick takes flight.
1:22.028
Absolute carnage.
1:26.094
Squish is completely off the deck.
1:29.911
Lil Nugget is completely off the deck.
1:33.750
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
1:37.756
Up goes The Lieutenant.
1:41.967
The Lieutenant is completely off the deck.
1:47.267
Wide Load gets air.
1:51.461
Big air for Crawlspace.
1:55.772
And Gravy takes flight.
1:59.089
Wide Load has it.
1:59.211
Look at that.
2:02.611
It is Wide Load!
2:06.289
And The Heel takes flight.
2:10.511
The Heel takes a knock.
2:14.756
That is a big one for Squish.
2:19.306
That is a big one for Yolk.
2:24.156
That is a big one for Crawlspace.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | The Heel | 1.594 | Crawlspace 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 4.972 | Puck Yeah 2.877 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Wide Load | 7.378 | Wide Load 2.406 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 10.378 | Wide Load 3.000 |
| The Drops | Hard | Wide Load | 12.183 | Puck Yeah 1.666 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Wide Load | 13.478 | Puck Yeah 1.261 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Wide Load | 15.250 | Puck Yeah 1.717 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Wide Load | 16.239 | The Lieutenant 0.872 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Wide Load | 18.022 | The Lieutenant 1.606 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Wide Load | 19.467 | Puck Yeah 1.400 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 21.606 | Puck Yeah 1.900 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Wide Load | 23.217 | Wide Load 1.611 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Wide Load | 26.744 | Wide Load 3.527 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Wide Load | 30.161 | Wide Load 3.417 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Wide Load | 32.272 | Puck Yeah 2.106 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Wide Load | 34.633 | Wide Load 2.361 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Wide Load | 36.633 | Wide Load 2.000 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Wide Load | 40.306 | Wide Load 3.673 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Wide Load | 43.772 | Squish 3.089 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Wide Load | 48.078 | Gravy 3.845 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 50.817 | Lil Nugget 2.445 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 54.589 | Lil Nugget 3.094 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:00.461 | The Lieutenant 3.289 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:04.028 | Puck Yeah 3.222 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 1:05.983 | Wide Load 1.867 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:07.711 | Wide Load 1.683 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:09.133 | Puck Yeah 1.239 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Lieutenant | 1:11.506 | Yolk 1.811 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:12.850 | Gravy 1.061 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:14.878 | Puck Yeah 1.639 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:16.450 | Puck Yeah 1.272 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:18.456 | Lil Nugget 2.000 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:20.400 | Gravy 1.706 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:23.511 | Lil Nugget 2.455 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:26.033 | Thick Rick 2.188 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Puck Yeah | 1:28.572 | Wide Load 2.328 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:30.528 | Wide Load 1.861 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:32.700 | Wide Load 2.061 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:33.639 | Wide Load 0.911 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:35.206 | The Lieutenant 1.517 |
| The Gap | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:38.467 | The Lieutenant 1.800 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:39.711 | The Lieutenant 1.244 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:41.628 | The Lieutenant 1.917 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:44.689 | Wide Load 2.261 |
| Big Air | Metal | Wide Load | 1:48.456 | Wide Load 2.689 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Wide Load | 1:50.356 | Wide Load 1.900 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Wide Load | 1:52.467 | Wide Load 2.111 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | Wide Load | 1:54.906 | Wide Load 2.439 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Wide Load | 1:59.772 | Lil Nugget 1.172 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | Wide Load | 2:02.089 | Lil Nugget 1.084 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 6 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 9 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 13 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 13 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 22 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
The Kidney
The Beans · HOME
337 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 11-7-5-15-8.
155.21
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · HOME
335 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 15-7-8-6-14.
190.70
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · HOME
339 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 10-8-6-5-5.
65.52
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · HOME
344 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 2-4-3-3-8.
15.06
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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