Derby · Season 12 · Round 13
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Lil Nugget survives to win
Lil Nugget took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Crawlspace finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:13.325 | — | 10 | +9 | 41 | 12.8 |
| 2 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:14.733 | +1.41 | 8 | +6 | 35 | 11.4 |
| 3 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:19.133 | +5.81 | 3 | 0 | 16 | 10.8 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:19.758 | +6.43 | 4 | 0 | 12 | 10.8 |
| 5 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:20.442 | +7.12 | 2 | -3 | 13 | 11.0 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:21.900 | +8.58 | 1 | -5 | 12 | 11.4 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:22.617 | +9.29 | 6 | -1 | 41 | 12.0 |
| 8 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:24.108 | +10.78 | 9 | +1 | 54 | 12.7 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +4 | 27 | 12.3 |
| — | Old Gristle RUNNING | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +2 | 39 | 12.7 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | 0 | 29 | 12.7 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -7 | 13 | 11.2 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +2 | 15 | 11.8 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | 0 | 17 | 12.5 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 11 | 12.0 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -9 | 12 | 11.3 |
1.950
Yolk is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-4-8-4-4.
7.000
Crawlspace goes to the front.
11.392
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-5-15-5-7.
16.083
That is a long way off the ground.
23.292
Pilot Light leaves something behind.
27.792
Absolute carnage.
32.983
The Coaster is airborne!
37.700
Up it goes.
40.433
Pilot Light is out, and Tube Sock did it. Recent finishes: 6-8-14-8-7.
45.933
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 8-6-2-12-5.
51.892
There goes a piece of Slapper.
56.517
That is a long way off the ground.
1:01.158
Lil Nugget is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-3-2-3-8.
1:05.492
Absolute carnage.
1:10.000
A new leader — Slapper.
1:12.175
That is Crawlspace taking Yolk with them.
1:16.608
Up it goes.
1:18.733
Thick Rick has put Slapper out.
1:23.317
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:24.817
That is Chunk taking Squish with them.
1:29.708
Refried Ron will not be back.
1:37.725
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
1:45.925
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
1:50.608
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:56.933
They will not want to see that again.
2:01.625
There is nothing left of it.
2:06.050
They will not want to see that again.
2:10.517
Chunk will not take much more.
2:12.783
And that is Chunk finished.
2:18.800
Oh, that is a big one.
2:25.525
Absolute carnage.
2:30.050
Look at Lil Nugget go.
2:34.725
The Coaster is airborne!
2:41.300
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
2:48.675
There is nothing protecting Floppy Joe now.
2:50.175
This is the last of it.
2:55.583
The Heel leaves something behind.
3:00.050
Thick Rick is going backwards.
3:01.550
The Coaster is out.
3:07.950
Crawlspace takes the lead.
3:10.325
Here comes Lil Nugget.
3:12.242
Lil Nugget is airborne!
3:13.742
Lil Nugget wins the derby.
3:20.050
Floppy Joe is coming through.
3:45.975
That has come off.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Crawlspace | 14.725 | Crawlspace 14.725 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Squish | 29.658 | Squish 13.608 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 45.217 | Slapper 13.434 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 1:01.733 | Lil Nugget 12.284 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Crawlspace | 1:20.517 | Chunk 14.617 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Coaster | 1:33.867 | The Coaster 11.892 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Coaster | 1:49.800 | Chunk 13.100 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Coaster | 2:03.433 | The Coaster 13.633 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Coaster | 2:19.908 | Old Gristle 14.617 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Coaster | 2:34.458 | Lil Nugget 12.692 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Coaster | 2:50.017 | The Coaster 15.559 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Lil Nugget | 3:13.325 | Crawlspace 15.816 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 18 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 28 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
251 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 13-10-16-13-10.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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