Derby · Season 12 · Round 3
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:58.825 | — | 12 | +11 | 32 | 12.7 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:07.075 | +8.25 | 14 | +12 | 32 | 13.2 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:18.233 | +19.41 | 4 | +1 | 16 | 11.4 |
| 4 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:18.767 | +19.94 | 9 | +5 | 42 | 12.8 |
| 5 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:18.858 | +20.03 | 2 | -3 | 12 | 10.7 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:18.967 | +20.14 | 6 | 0 | 36 | 11.8 |
| 7 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:19.308 | +20.48 | 3 | -4 | 14 | 11.4 |
| 8 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:21.983 | +23.16 | 1 | -7 | 10 | 10.8 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -2 | 26 | 11.4 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | 0 | 29 | 12.5 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +2 | 16 | 12.3 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +4 | 20 | 13.0 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 18 | 11.1 |
| — | The Lieutenant RUNNING | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | -3 | 15 | 13.0 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 11 | 12.4 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 12 | 11.4 |
2.250
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 6-4-3-3-5.
6.750
Old Gristle goes to the front.
11.275
Absolute carnage.
16.767
There is nothing left of it.
21.308
That has come off.
26.092
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
30.383
The Lieutenant leaves something behind.
34.850
Extraordinary scenes.
39.383
You do not see that every day.
43.583
That was always going to happen.
46.167
Pilot Light will not be back. Recent finishes: 4-12-7-4-8.
53.850
The Lieutenant is losing bits.
58.225
Tender Greg will not be back.
1:03.267
Stripped to the shell.
1:08.308
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 8-7-7-16-12.
1:14.633
Thick Rick is airborne!
1:19.158
Puck Yeah is out, and Custard did it.
1:20.658
Custard will not be back. Recent finishes: 6-4-3-3-5.
1:22.158
Refried Ron is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
1:29.792
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 4-8-5-8-13.
1:36.525
That is a long way off the ground.
1:45.825
Crawlspace has nothing left on it.
1:50.050
Damp Kevin is coming through.
1:54.742
It is coming apart now.
2:00.050
Floppy Joe is on the move.
2:03.067
Honey Mustard will not be back.
2:09.225
There goes a piece of Wide Load.
2:15.100
That is a long way off the ground.
2:18.842
Crawlspace will not be back.
2:27.758
There goes a piece of Wide Load.
2:33.942
They felt that in the back row.
2:43.850
Old Gristle is airborne!
2:45.650
This is the last of it.
2:55.825
Here comes Old Gristle.
2:58.667
That is a long way off the ground.
3:00.167
It is Old Gristle!
3:04.575
Floppy Joe is in trouble.
3:10.050
You do not see that every day.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 14.600 | Wide Load 14.600 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 30.050 | The Lieutenant 15.058 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 45.925 | Butter Bean 14.892 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 1:00.950 | Old Gristle 13.858 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 1:16.200 | Honey Mustard 14.350 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 1:30.017 | Honey Mustard 13.791 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 1:47.042 | Wide Load 13.867 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:01.767 | Old Gristle 14.725 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:18.317 | Wide Load 15.017 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:31.558 | Old Gristle 13.241 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:45.650 | Old Gristle 14.092 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:58.825 | Old Gristle 13.175 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 10 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 13 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 15 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 19 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
247 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 10-15-11-14-10.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
272 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-14-16-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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