Derby · Season 13 · Round 30
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win
Honey Mustard took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Gravy finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:42.417 | — | 10 | +9 | 41 | 12.5 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:46.208 | +3.79 | 11 | +9 | 39 | 12.3 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:46.500 | +4.08 | 9 | +6 | 37 | 12.0 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:47.050 | +4.63 | 1 | -3 | 20 | 10.7 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:47.592 | +5.18 | 4 | -1 | 23 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:47.608 | +5.19 | 14 | +8 | 33 | 12.2 |
| 7 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:48.267 | +5.85 | 3 | -4 | 24 | 11.0 |
| 8 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:52.533 | +10.12 | 12 | +4 | 37 | 12.2 |
| 9 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:59.592 | +17.18 | 6 | -3 | 29 | 10.7 |
| 10 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:00.125 | +17.71 | 5 | -5 | 27 | 10.4 |
| 11 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 4:03.067 | +20.65 | 8 | -3 | 29 | 10.8 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 32 | 11.6 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -11 | 13 | 10.7 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 24 | 11.2 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 12 | 10.9 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 11 | 11.5 |
3.217
The Kidney is losing bits. Recent finishes: 14-7-15-9-7.
10.050
That was always going to happen.
20.050
Slapper is on the move.
24.683
They felt that in the back row.
30.050
Tender Greg is coming through. Recent finishes: 3-3-4-3-4.
35.850
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 2-8-1-1-2.
40.050
Pilot Light is on the move. Recent finishes: 15-6-13-8-3.
45.508
Tender Greg will not take much more. Recent finishes: 3-3-4-3-4.
47.950
Wrecked, and out of the race.
52.192
That has come off.
1:00.050
Tube Sock is coming through.
1:05.258
And it all goes wrong.
1:10.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:16.808
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
1:24.542
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:28.992
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:34.208
Thick Rick is airborne!
1:40.450
Slapper is airborne!
1:44.975
That is a long way off the ground.
1:49.308
That has come off.
1:53.992
There is nothing protecting Floppy Joe now.
1:59.058
Extraordinary scenes.
2:01.933
Crawlspace has put Pilot Light out.
2:06.467
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:10.733
There goes a piece of The Lieutenant.
2:16.533
Up it goes.
2:23.200
Gravy leaves something behind.
2:28.883
There is nothing left of it.
2:31.633
Honey Mustard has put Squish out.
2:38.275
The Kidney is losing bits.
2:42.633
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:44.658
Floppy Joe will not be back.
2:50.050
Wide Load is on the move.
2:55.808
Extraordinary scenes.
3:00.050
Look at The Kidney go.
3:07.475
They felt that in the back row.
3:11.867
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:18.833
One to go.
3:24.533
That has come off.
3:32.708
Look at the state of it.
3:37.250
A new leader — Honey Mustard.
3:39.417
Here comes Honey Mustard.
3:42.417
Honey Mustard wins the derby.
3:47.742
There is nothing left of it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 20.467 | Thick Rick 20.467 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 44.983 | Slapper 20.591 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:09.492 | Honey Mustard 22.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:35.783 | Squish 23.217 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 2:01.842 | Honey Mustard 24.084 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 2:27.175 | Honey Mustard 21.758 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 2:54.983 | Wide Load 22.383 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:18.833 | Gravy 23.158 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 10 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 12 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 19 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 26 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
288 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-14-9-15-12.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
306 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 15-14-16-16-12.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↑13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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