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Floor · Season 1 · Round 40

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Honey Mustard wins at The Patio

Honey Mustard took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Stubbs finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 56.575 — 10 +9 0 2.5
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 54.567 — 9 +7 13 9.8
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 53.300 — 3 0 14 10.1
4 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 50.183 — 14 +10 1 11.9
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 48.608 — 5 0 17 13.2
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 46.608 — 11 +5 10 13.0
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 44.883 — 8 +1 0 14.3
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 44.158 — 12 +4 12 14.9
9 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 40.958 — 1 -8 2 15.1
10 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 34.858 — 7 -3 12 17.3
11 Slapper PCK The Pucks 32.842 — 13 +2 7 19.2
12 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 30.525 — 2 -10 4 22.4
13 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 29.383 — 16 +3 6 19.2
14 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 28.142 — 6 -8 12 18.7
15 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 24.508 — 4 -11 9 18.5
16 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 19.625 — 15 -1 8 17.5
0.000
The floor is live.
5.250
Crawlspace is right on the edge. Recent finishes: 5-5-2-7-6.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
8.592
Oh dear.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
10.467
Another panel gone.
11.900
There goes another one.
13.308
That is the sport, right there.
14.692
The floor is getting smaller.
16.058
There goes another one.
17.400
The floor is getting smaller.
18.717
There goes another one.
19.625
That is Yolk finished.
20.017
Less of it every time you look.
21.292
That is the sport, right there.
22.550
It is chaos out there.
23.475
The Heel is right on the edge. Recent finishes: 6-7-4-5-5.
23.792
They will not want to see that again.
24.875
In goes The Heel.
25.008
Less of it every time you look.
26.208
Less of it every time you look.
27.400
Less of it every time you look.
28.142
Refried Ron goes in. Recent finishes: 7-4-4-5-4.
28.567
Less of it every time you look.
29.542
Squish goes in.
29.717
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
30.850
And it all goes wrong.
30.942
Big Randy goes in. Recent finishes: 6-7-7-8-6.
31.967
There goes another one.
32.842
That is Slapper finished.
33.075
The floor is getting smaller.
34.167
The floor is getting smaller.
34.858
That is Crawlspace finished. Recent finishes: 5-5-2-7-6.
35.242
Less of it every time you look.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.350
The floor is getting smaller.
38.383
The floor is getting smaller.
39.400
Look at the state of it.
40.408
Another panel gone.
40.958
That is Floppy Joe finished.
41.408
They will not want to see that again.
42.392
Look at the state of it.
43.367
You do not see that every day.
44.158
That is The Lieutenant finished.
44.325
Another panel gone.
45.275
Well, that was always going to happen.
45.558
That is Radiator finished.
46.208
You do not see that every day.
46.958
In goes Old Gristle.
47.142
Another panel gone.
48.058
The floor is getting smaller.
48.608
In goes Sweaty Gerald.
48.967
Another panel gone.
49.867
Look at the state of it.
50.183
That is Puck Yeah finished.
50.750
There goes another one.
51.625
Less of it every time you look.
52.500
There goes another one.
53.300
Damp Kevin is gone.
53.358
Another panel gone.
54.208
Look at the state of it.
54.700
Two left.
56.100
In goes Stubbs.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 14 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 15 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 17 2/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 18 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 19 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 21 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
17 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-4-5-9-3.
6.63
1
Big Randy The Noodles
18 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-1-12-10-1.
6.57
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 6-10-11-12-10.
20.53
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
18 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-7-2-12-9.
8.38
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
16 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 7-8-9-12-15.
21.74
5
Refried Ron The Beans
19 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-16-8-14-16.
30.00
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
20 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 9-14-4-5-5.
10.39
4
Radiator Basement Heat
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 2-13-8-16-16.
32.17
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 14-13-2-12-14.
40.75
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
16 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-7-9-3-10.
9.10
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-11-5-4-9.
13.25
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
17 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-5-13-5-3.
6.44
8
Slapper The Pucks
16 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 15-11-14-12-13.
70.28
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 10-11-5-10-13.
45.81
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 13-13-8-8-4.
35.37
2
Squish The Soft Boys
19 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-12-7-12-15.
30.50

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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