Floor · Season 1 · Round 7
The Balcony — Team Pack Race
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Floppy Joe wins at The Balcony
Floppy Joe took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Big Randy finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 49.642 | — | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1.6 |
| 2 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 47.633 | — | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12.7 |
| 3 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 19.217 | — | 15 | +12 | 0 | 19.4 |
| 4 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 17.725 | — | 4 | 0 | 0 | 20.0 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 14.692 | — | 3 | -2 | 1 | 19.0 |
| 6 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 13.533 | — | 10 | +4 | 1 | 18.7 |
| 7 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 12.950 | — | 9 | +2 | 1 | 18.5 |
| 8 | Slapper | The Pucks | 12.492 | — | 14 | +6 | 0 | 18.8 |
| 9 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 12.242 | — | 11 | +2 | 1 | 18.7 |
| 10 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 10.550 | — | 8 | -2 | 0 | 19.3 |
| 11 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 10.408 | — | 5 | -6 | 1 | 19.1 |
| 12 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 10.175 | — | 16 | +4 | 1 | 18.7 |
| 13 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 10.008 | — | 13 | 0 | 0 | 19.2 |
| 14 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 9.808 | — | 7 | -7 | 0 | 19.7 |
| 15 | The Kidney | The Beans | 8.908 | — | 6 | -9 | 1 | 18.1 |
| 16 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 8.283 | — | 12 | -4 | 2 | 18.7 |
0.000
The floor is live.
5.083
Look at the state of it.
6.500
There goes another one.
8.117
The floor is getting smaller.
8.283
In goes The Lieutenant.
9.683
That is The Kidney finished. Recent finishes: 8-13-5-6-5.
9.700
They will not want to see that again.
11.083
In goes Crawlspace. Recent finishes: 5-7-8-9-5.
11.250
There goes another one.
12.483
That is The Coaster finished. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-2-15.
12.775
The floor is getting smaller.
13.883
That is Squish finished. Recent finishes: 4-4-4-4-6.
14.283
There goes another one.
15.283
Sweaty Gerald goes in. Recent finishes: 8-5-6-13-5.
15.758
The floor is getting smaller.
16.683
Pilot Light is gone.
17.208
The floor is getting smaller.
18.083
Chunk goes in.
18.633
The floor is getting smaller.
19.483
Slapper goes in.
20.042
Another panel gone.
20.883
Thick Rick is gone.
21.417
There goes another one.
22.283
In goes Stubbs.
22.775
Less of it every time you look.
23.683
That is Damp Kevin finished.
24.117
Less of it every time you look.
25.083
The Heel is gone.
25.433
The floor is getting smaller.
26.483
Tender Greg goes in.
26.733
Less of it every time you look.
27.883
Down to the last two.
28.017
No idea what happened there.
29.275
Another panel gone.
30.517
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
31.742
And it all goes wrong.
32.950
The floor is getting smaller.
34.142
No idea what happened there.
35.108
Not long left for anybody.
35.317
There goes another one.
36.483
Less of it every time you look.
37.625
The floor is getting smaller.
38.750
There goes another one.
39.867
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
40.967
Well, that was always going to happen.
42.058
You do not see that every day.
43.133
Less of it every time you look.
44.192
Less of it every time you look.
45.242
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
46.275
There goes another one.
47.300
Less of it every time you look.
47.492
Nowhere left for Big Randy to go.
48.308
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
48.892
Big Randy goes in.
49.308
Less of it every time you look.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Glass | Floppy Joe | 37.625 | Floppy Joe 37.625 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 21 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 24 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Lump Patrol | 25 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 26 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent
Glass
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.
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