Derby · Season 14 · Round 16
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win
Tube Sock took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Heel finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:15.975 | — | 4 | +3 | 8 | 10.7 |
| 2 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:16.067 | +0.09 | 3 | +1 | 10 | 10.4 |
| 3 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:16.375 | +0.40 | 2 | -1 | 12 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:23.792 | +7.82 | 1 | -3 | 12 | 10.6 |
| 5 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:27.183 | +11.21 | 10 | +5 | 42 | 12.2 |
| 6 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:30.317 | +14.34 | 12 | +6 | 26 | 11.3 |
| 7 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:31.475 | +15.50 | 9 | +2 | 32 | 11.8 |
| 8 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:31.933 | +15.96 | 13 | +5 | 39 | 12.7 |
| 9 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:32.900 | +16.93 | 8 | -1 | 14 | 10.8 |
| 10 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:38.367 | +22.39 | 5 | -5 | 23 | 10.7 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -5 | 20 | 10.7 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +4 | 26 | 11.5 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | -2 | 27 | 11.2 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 24 | 11.5 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -1 | 28 | 11.2 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -9 | 13 | 10.5 |
3.092
Wide Load is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-8-2-1-1.
10.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 4-1-3-4-6.
20.025
Squish is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-12-4-2-6.
24.467
Radiator leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 5-11-7-8-8.
30.050
It is unravelling for Slapper.
34.925
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 6-8-5-6-6.
40.450
A new leader — Custard.
45.192
That has come off.
49.467
Up it goes.
54.567
That has come off.
1:00.050
Extraordinary scenes.
1:05.800
Big Randy is losing bits.
1:10.050
Radiator is going backwards.
1:14.575
That was always going to happen.
1:20.725
Thick Rick is airborne!
1:25.475
Stripped to the shell.
1:29.783
That has come off.
1:34.708
They will not want to see that again.
1:39.183
Honey Mustard is airborne!
1:41.317
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:49.325
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:53.558
That has come off.
1:58.150
They will not want to see that again.
2:02.892
Slapper has nothing left on it.
2:08.217
There is nothing protecting Chunk now.
2:12.792
Slapper is out, and Custard did it.
2:18.092
Chunk is airborne!
2:23.850
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
2:28.092
That has come off.
2:32.583
The Heel is losing bits.
2:36.083
And that is Squish finished.
2:40.800
That has come off.
2:42.683
And that is Chunk finished.
2:47.000
They felt that in the back row.
2:51.242
They will not want to see that again.
2:54.583
This is the last of it.
3:00.225
They felt that in the back row.
3:04.475
That is a long way off the ground.
3:06.167
Floppy Joe has put Custard out.
3:10.517
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:12.975
Tube Sock is coming to the flag.
3:14.475
Right on the line.
3:15.975
It is Tube Sock!
3:21.483
Extraordinary scenes.
3:29.033
The Kidney is out.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 21.242 | Custard 21.242 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 43.133 | Honey Mustard 20.441 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 1:04.475 | Big Randy 20.350 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Thick Rick | 1:25.008 | Thick Rick 20.183 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 1:48.550 | Slapper 18.525 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 2:10.900 | Wide Load 21.042 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 2:32.650 | The Heel 21.508 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 2:54.583 | Big Randy 21.467 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 3:15.975 | The Heel 21.050 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 12 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 19 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 21 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 23 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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30m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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11m
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8m
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Smooth Descent
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11m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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