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Derby · Season 15 · Round 14

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Custard finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:32.608 — 12 +11 24 11.1
2 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:42.125 +9.52 15 +13 32 11.0
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:45.600 +12.99 14 +11 37 11.4
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:46.958 +14.35 16 +12 22 10.4
5 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:47.117 +14.51 11 +6 36 10.8
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:47.242 +14.63 4 -2 5 9.4
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:47.367 +14.76 3 -4 9 9.7
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:55.775 +23.17 8 0 24 9.6
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -7 3 10.2
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -3 12 10.1
— The Coaster FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Thick Rick FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Sweaty Gerald FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Floppy Joe FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.4
1.792
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 7-14-6-3-9.
6.142
There is nothing left of it.
16.900
Up it goes.
28.567
That has come off. Recent finishes: 2-2-5-8-2.
33.767
Pilot Light is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-8-10-8-7.
39.592
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 2-4-3-2-2.
49.525
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-3.
1:03.317
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
1:13.392
That has come off.
1:26.550
Look at the state of it.
1:32.333
Chunk is airborne!
1:36.642
There is nothing left of it.
1:47.017
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:53.475
That has come off.
1:58.192
There is nothing protecting Pilot Light now.
2:07.175
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:13.242
That is Crawlspace taking Pilot Light with them.
2:20.792
Squish is losing bits.
2:31.875
You do not see that every day.
2:37.525
Custard is losing bits.
2:47.592
And it all goes wrong.
2:54.142
Squish is airborne!
2:59.850
You do not see that every day.
3:09.058
Stopped, and in the way.
3:13.325
Last lap.
3:17.858
Squish is airborne!
3:26.533
There is nothing left of it.
3:29.608
Gravy has it.
3:32.608
It is Gravy!
3:38.750
And it all goes wrong.
3:44.383
The Kidney has stalled.
3:51.875
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
4:10.142
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 14.100 Gravy 14.100
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 29.208 Gravy 15.108
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 45.525 Gravy 16.317
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:04.350 Long John 18.558
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:20.817 Custard 16.375
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:37.600 Gravy 16.783
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:57.833 Chunk 17.784
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:15.617 Wide Load 15.817
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:34.825 Chunk 15.909
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:54.992 Chunk 17.075
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:13.325 Gravy 18.333
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:32.608 Chunk 15.984
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 6 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 6 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 13 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 14 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 18 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 24 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
343 starts, 16 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 4-3-8-5-3.
141.73
7
Long John The Noodles
366 starts, 16 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-4-15-3-4.
29.88
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
343 starts, 48 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-3-6-2-5.
2.38
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
356 starts, 56 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-4-5-2-2.
2.25
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
344 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 13-16-14-11-9.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
353 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 10-13-9-12-3.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
332 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 10-16-16-15-11.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
345 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-11-7-8-9.
77.72
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
339 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 9-12-11-8-11.
142.37
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
349 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-5-13-15-7.
219.30
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
303 starts, 9 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 15-14-9-10-15.
219.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
376 starts, 59 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 13-1-1-5-1.
14.16
3
The Coaster The Pucks
345 starts, 36 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 1-8-1-2-3.
28.41
4
Wide Load The Pucks
366 starts, 72 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 8-7-4-14-6.
14.00
21
Custard The Soft Boys
340 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 2-5-10-7-14.
36.27
2
Squish The Soft Boys
349 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.9. Last five: 10-12-9-9-14.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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