The Wet Socks
· Noodle · #9
The Heel
“Rear Admiral”
Weighted at one end. Enters everything backwards and finishes surprisingly often.
Hing of the Kill
Starts
121
Wins
20
Podiums
55
Average finish
4.36
Best finish
1
Finish rate
100%
0 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 121 | 20 | 55 | 4.4 | 1 | 0 |
| Individual descents | 121 | 20 | 55 | 4.4 | 1 | 0 |
| Championship rounds | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2.0 | 2 | 0 |
| Away from home | 121 | 20 | 55 | 4.4 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 10 | 1 | 3 | 8.4 | 1 | 0 |
| Fields under 12 | 111 | 19 | 52 | 4.0 | 1 | 0 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 2 | 6 | 4.3 | 1 | 0 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 58 | 35.521 | 12.211 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 29 | 44.698 | 23.578 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 20 | 23.958 | 13.733 | 0.00 |
| Smooth Descent | Dish | 4 | 1:37.066 | 46.339 | 0.00 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Wok — Individual Descent | The Wok | Knockout | 8 | 3 | 1.544 | 46m ago |
| The Sink (Qualifier) | The Sink | Knockout | 16 | 10 | 1.578 | 2h ago |
| The Dog Bowl — Individual Descent | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 8 | 1 | 12.628 | 3h ago |
| The Colander — Individual Descent | The Colander | Knockout | 8 | 3 | 6.356 | 6h ago |
| The Dog Bowl (Qualifier) | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 16 | 9 | 1.094 | 7h ago |
| The Dog Bowl — Individual Descent | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 0.800 | 1d ago |
| The Wok (Qualifier) | The Wok | Knockout | 16 | 2 | 24.917 | 1d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 3 | 13.022 | 1d ago |
| The Gravy Boat — Individual Descent | The Gravy Boat | Knockout | 8 | 1 | 23.911 | 1d ago |
| The Gravy Boat — Individual Descent | The Gravy Boat | Knockout | 8 | 6 | 11.706 | 3d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 5 | 1.156 | 3d ago |
| The Sink — Individual Descent | The Sink | Knockout | 8 | 1 | 17.205 | 5d ago |
| The Dog Bowl — Individual Descent | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 8 | 6 | 1.061 | 5d ago |
| The Gravy Boat — Individual Descent | The Gravy Boat | Knockout | 8 | 4 | 1.073 | 5d ago |
| The Colander — Individual Descent | The Colander | Knockout | 8 | 2 | 2.112 | 5d ago |
| The Hubcap — Individual Descent | The Hubcap | Knockout | 8 | 6 | 1.622 | 5d ago |
| The Sink — Individual Descent | The Sink | Knockout | 8 | 1 | 3.944 | 5d ago |
| The Ashtray — Individual Descent | The Ashtray | Knockout | 8 | 3 | 12.266 | 5d ago |
| The Dog Bowl — Individual Descent | The Dog Bowl | Knockout | 8 | 3 | 4.050 | 5d ago |
| The Colander — Individual Descent | The Colander | Knockout | 8 | 6 | 0.539 | 5d ago |