The Wet Socks
· Noodle · #9
The Heel
“Rear Admiral”
Weighted at one end. Enters everything backwards and finishes surprisingly often.
Gravity Boys
Starts
358
Wins
2
Podiums
30
Average finish
6.83
Best finish
1
Finish rate
75%
91 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 358 | 2 | 30 | 6.8 | 1 | 91 |
| Individual descents | 51 | 1 | 5 | 5.9 | 1 | 14 |
| Pack races | 114 | 1 | 12 | 8.8 | 1 | 41 |
| Relays | 193 | 0 | 13 | 5.9 | 2 | 36 |
| Championship rounds | 7 | 0 | 1 | 9.9 | 3 | 7 |
| At home venue | 122 | 1 | 25 | 5.9 | 1 | 41 |
| Away from home | 236 | 1 | 5 | 7.3 | 1 | 50 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 308 | 1 | 25 | 7.0 | 1 | 78 |
| Fields under 12 | 50 | 1 | 5 | 5.7 | 1 | 13 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 0 | 1 | 7.0 | 3 | 3 |
| Smooth surfaces | 195 | 2 | 19 | 7.5 | 1 | 62 |
| Carpet and fabric | 200 | 2 | 19 | 7.5 | 1 | 60 |
| Hard and rough | 193 | 2 | 19 | 7.6 | 1 | 62 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Hard | 291 | 3.180 | 1.867 | -0.13 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | 264 | 2.731 | 1.739 | -0.08 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | 240 | 2.668 | 1.361 | +0.29 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | 212 | 2.704 | 1.550 | 0.00 |
| The Drops | Hard | 210 | 1.992 | 1.439 | -0.01 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | 208 | 2.918 | 1.895 | -0.01 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | 184 | 5.050 | 1.744 | -0.07 |
| Stairwell | Hard | 182 | 3.397 | 1.606 | +0.11 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | 173 | 2.259 | 1.689 | -0.08 |
| The Drops | Metal | 167 | 1.855 | 1.345 | -0.03 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | 157 | 1.728 | 1.150 | -0.15 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | 146 | 5.731 | 4.211 | -0.02 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | 139 | 2.177 | 1.383 | +0.17 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | 134 | 3.760 | 2.566 | -0.13 |
| The Spiral | Metal | 131 | 8.716 | 0.683 | +0.22 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | 128 | 2.717 | 1.188 | +0.01 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | 127 | 4.249 | 2.094 | +0.13 |
| Peg Field | Hard | 127 | 2.000 | 1.317 | +0.27 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | 127 | 3.055 | 2.239 | -0.08 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | 123 | 2.317 | 1.517 | +0.02 |
| The Gap | Hard | 113 | 2.903 | 1.739 | -0.04 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | 112 | 3.624 | 2.406 | +0.04 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | 104 | 3.169 | 2.156 | -0.07 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | 97 | 3.170 | 2.434 | -0.01 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | 96 | 2.618 | 2.361 | -0.06 |
| Split Route | Smooth | 94 | 3.136 | 1.883 | +0.07 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | 93 | 4.621 | 2.511 | -0.12 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | 80 | 3.870 | 2.622 | 0.00 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | 78 | 2.659 | 2.244 | +0.08 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | 75 | 3.886 | 2.684 | +0.05 |
| Starting Ramp | Metal | 70 | 2.406 | 1.589 | 0.00 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | 69 | 1.921 | 1.262 | -0.01 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | 67 | 3.001 | 2.606 | 0.00 |
| Big Air | Metal | 65 | 4.668 | 4.473 | +0.02 |
| The Washboard | Hard | 65 | 5.175 | 3.650 | -0.03 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | 63 | 3.107 | 2.278 | -0.05 |
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | 61 | 2.363 | 1.589 | 0.00 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | 60 | 3.327 | 2.411 | -0.07 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | 59 | 3.007 | 2.328 | -0.07 |
| Exit Gate | Smooth | 55 | 1.888 | 0.911 | +0.04 |
| The Plunge | Metal | 47 | 2.767 | 2.094 | -0.13 |
| Final Sprint | Smooth | 40 | 2.948 | 2.584 | -0.03 |
| Starting Ramp | Hard | 36 | 2.327 | 1.594 | 0.00 |
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | 35 | 2.232 | 1.589 | 0.00 |
| The Kicker | Hard | 35 | 1.279 | 1.134 | -0.06 |
| The Washboard | Metal | 35 | 2.509 | 1.972 | -0.09 |
| The Drops | Carpet | 32 | 1.998 | 1.822 | -0.22 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | 28 | 2.280 | 1.406 | 0.00 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | 26 | 3.145 | 3.017 | +0.04 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | 24 | 2.159 | 1.289 | 0.00 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | 23 | 2.302 | 1.522 | -0.13 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | 22 | 2.000 | 1.716 | -0.36 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | 18 | 2.357 | 2.255 | 0.00 |
| The Funnel | Metal | 18 | 1.992 | 1.611 | -0.11 |
| Peg Field | Metal | 18 | 2.209 | 1.367 | +2.11 |
| S-Bend | Carpet | 16 | 3.759 | 2.527 | -0.25 |
| The Kicker | Metal | 11 | 1.277 | 1.111 | 0.00 |
| S-Bend | Metal | 9 | 3.880 | 3.428 | -0.11 |
| Tight Curve | Metal | 8 | 4.602 | 2.761 | -0.25 |
| The Kicker | Carpet | 7 | 1.575 | 1.483 | 0.00 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | 4 | 8:33.772 | 45m ago |
| The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent | Nan's Landing | Individual Descent | 8 | 6 | 8:10.216 | 1h ago |
| The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race | The Basement | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 10:41.793 | 2h ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | 8 | 8:20.527 | 3h ago |
| The Vertical — Individual Descent | Chute Tower | Individual Descent | 8 | — | 8:30.167 | 5h ago |
| The Vertical (Qualifier) | Chute Tower | Individual Descent | 16 | — | 8:50.489 | 6h ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | 6 | 8:55.244 | 9h ago |
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | 3 | 8:29.749 | 12h ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | 5 | 8:16.278 | 17h ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | 6 | 8:58.350 | 22h ago |
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | — | 8:47.227 | 1d ago |
| The Banister Classic (Qualifier) | Nan's Landing | Team Pack Race | 16 | 13 | 10:01.627 | 1d ago |
| The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race | The Basement | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 10:21.373 | 1d ago |
| The Basement Relay — Relay | The Basement | Relay | 32 | — | 8:14.461 | 1d ago |
| The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race | Nan's Landing | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 10:02.816 | 1d ago |
| The Boiler Run (Qualifier) | The Basement | Team Pack Race | 16 | — | 10:12.434 | 1d ago |
| Nan's Relay — Relay | Nan's Landing | Relay | 32 | — | 8:45.105 | 1d ago |
| The Tower Relay — Relay | Chute Tower | Relay | 32 | — | 9:20.299 | 1d ago |
| The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent | Nan's Landing | Individual Descent | 8 | — | 8:26.145 | 1d ago |
| The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race | The Basement | Team Pack Race | 16 | 7 | 9:59.589 | 1d ago |