The Wet Socks
· Noodle · #9
The Heel
“Rear Admiral”
Weighted at one end. Enters everything backwards and finishes surprisingly often.
Chunkle Derby
Starts
259
Wins
23
Podiums
88
Average finish
5.54
Best finish
1
Finish rate
64%
94 non-finishes
Situational splits
Raw record only — no interpretation| Situation | Events | Wins | Podiums | Average finish | Best | DNF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| All events | 259 | 23 | 88 | 5.5 | 1 | 94 |
| Pack races | 259 | 23 | 88 | 5.5 | 1 | 94 |
| Championship rounds | 6 | 1 | 3 | 4.3 | 1 | 5 |
| Away from home | 259 | 23 | 88 | 5.5 | 1 | 94 |
| Fields of 12 or more | 258 | 23 | 88 | 5.5 | 1 | 93 |
| Fields under 12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5.0 | 5 | 1 |
| Last ten events | 10 | 2 | 3 | 5.5 | 1 | 3 |
| Smooth surfaces | 21 | 0 | 0 | 8.7 | 6 | 11 |
| Sample sizes are shown because they matter. A three-event split is a coincidence, not a pattern. | ||||||
By course section
Average time through, and positions changed| Section | Surface | Crossings | Average | Fastest | Positions gained |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | 1632 | 22.390 | 16.583 | +0.54 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | 330 | 16.597 | 15.134 | +0.37 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | 199 | 21.058 | 18.500 | +0.14 |
Recent form
Newest first| Event | Venue | Format | Field | Finish | Time | When |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race | Bowl Nine | Derby | 16 | 1 | 3:44.908 | 56m ago |
| The Wall — Team Pack Race | The Board Track | Derby | 16 | 3 | 3:19.133 | 2h ago |
| Crossbones — Team Pack Race | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | 1 | 3:16.467 | 3h ago |
| The Saucer (Qualifier) | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | — | — | 4h ago |
| Washboard Ring (Qualifier) | Washboard Yard | Derby | 16 | — | — | 9h ago |
| The Kidney — Team Pack Race | Kidney Flats | Derby | 16 | 4 | 3:32.175 | 1d ago |
| The Pinch (Qualifier) | The Pinch Works | Derby | 16 | 4 | 3:23.467 | 1d ago |
| The Wall — Team Pack Race | The Board Track | Derby | 16 | 7 | 3:20.233 | 1d ago |
| Crossbones — Team Pack Race | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |
| The Saucer — Team Pack Race | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | 5 | 3:46.417 | 1d ago |
| Crossbones (Qualifier) | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |
| The Long Mile — Team Pack Race | Long Mile Basin | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |
| The Dogbone — Team Pack Race | Dogbone Junction | Derby | 16 | 3 | 3:10.425 | 1d ago |
| Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race | Washboard Yard | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |
| The Pinch — Team Pack Race | The Pinch Works | Derby | 16 | 3 | 3:19.475 | 1d ago |
| The Kidney — Team Pack Race | Kidney Flats | Derby | 16 | 5 | 3:30.283 | 1d ago |
| Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race | Bowl Nine | Derby | 16 | 2 | 3:44.750 | 1d ago |
| The Wall — Team Pack Race | The Board Track | Derby | 16 | 6 | 3:18.767 | 1d ago |
| Crossbones — Team Pack Race | Crossbones Field | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |
| The Saucer — Team Pack Race | Saucer Park | Derby | 16 | — | — | 1d ago |