Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 3 · Round 16

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Chunk wins at Chute Tower

Chunk took The Tower Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:10.272 8 +7 8 10.5
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:10.272 8 +7 8 10.5
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:10.272 8 +7 8 10.5
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:10.272 8 +7 8 10.5
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:11.505 +1.23 1 -1 8 10.2
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:11.505 +1.23 1 -1 8 10.2
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:11.505 +1.23 1 -1 8 10.2
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:11.505 +1.23 1 -1 8 10.2
3 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:23.978 +13.71 3 0 8 11.2
3 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:23.978 +13.71 3 0 8 11.2
3 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:23.978 +13.71 3 0 8 11.2
3 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:23.978 +13.71 3 0 8 11.2
4 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:26.294 +16.02 7 +3 9 12.2
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:26.294 +16.02 7 +3 9 12.2
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:26.294 +16.02 7 +3 9 12.2
4 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:26.294 +16.02 7 +3 9 12.2
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:28.772 +18.50 4 -1 9 9.6
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:28.772 +18.50 4 -1 9 9.6
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:28.772 +18.50 4 -1 9 9.6
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:28.772 +18.50 4 -1 9 9.6
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:30.288 +20.02 6 0 6 10.9
6 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:30.288 +20.02 6 0 6 10.9
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:30.288 +20.02 6 0 6 10.9
6 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:30.288 +20.02 6 0 6 10.9
7 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:32.923 +22.65 5 -2 8 10.3
7 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:32.923 +22.65 5 -2 8 10.3
7 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:32.923 +22.65 5 -2 8 10.3
7 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:32.923 +22.65 5 -2 8 10.3
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:37.734 +27.46 2 -6 11 10.7
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:37.734 +27.46 2 -6 11 10.7
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:37.734 +27.46 2 -6 11 10.7
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:37.734 +27.46 2 -6 11 10.7
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 11.1 contacts an event coming in.
4.400
Heavy contact for Wide Load.
8.033
Big move from Refried Ron. Recent finishes: 8-5-5-6-6.
12.633
Refried Ron has the lead.
16.578
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
20.689
Big air for Big Randy.
24.844
That is going to sting in the morning.
29.844
The Lieutenant is going to win this.
32.844
The Lieutenant wins it.
39.456
Big Randy finds trouble. Averaging 8.8 contacts an event coming in.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Pilot Light 1.956 Wide Load 1.944
Smooth Descent Metal Pilot Light 4.789 Refried Ron 2.550
Sweeping Curve Metal Refried Ron 6.561 Refried Ron 1.728
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Pilot Light 8.544 Pilot Light 1.966
The Drops Metal Pilot Light 10.289 The Lieutenant 1.261
Laundry Chute Metal Refried Ron 14.622 Wide Load 2.839
Narrow Pipe Metal Refried Ron 17.428 Pilot Light 2.545
The Drops Slick Refried Ron 20.094 Wide Load 2.172
Rotating Drum Metal The Lieutenant 28.217 The Lieutenant 8.039
Laundry Chute Smooth The Lieutenant 30.150 The Lieutenant 1.933
The Washboard Metal The Lieutenant 32.111 The Lieutenant 1.961
Slick Floor Smooth The Lieutenant 32.844 The Lieutenant 0.733
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 BEA The Beans 3 1/1 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 4 1/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 PCK The Pucks 6 1/1 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
55 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-4-1-7-7.
64.90
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
52 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-4-6-7-3.
68.25
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
61 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 4-7-6-4-11.
65.91
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
65 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-7-5-5-4.
121.90
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
58 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-8-3-8-5.
69.36
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-8-4-5-6.
67.43
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
63 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 14-8-7-9-8.
203.97
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-8-8-8-4.
79.52
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
59 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-6-6-5-7.
100.98
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
60 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-5-10-6-7.
67.21
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
57 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-13-5-9-7.
82.25
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
57 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 2-6-11-5-13.
65.09
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
56 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-7-8-8-1.
87.76
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
59 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-8-7-12-6.
145.00
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
60 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 9-5-7-7-16.
125.41
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
58 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 1-5-3-7-5.
50.00
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
56 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-3-4-2-12.
11.82
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
64 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-16-3-7-4.
21.55
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
55 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 12-2-2-14-3.
21.17
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
58 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 7-2-3-13-3.
16.74
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
61 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-2-5-2-3.
11.95
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
57 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-4-4-2-3.
13.73
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
61 starts, 18 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 13-3-2-4-5.
18.02
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4
54 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 16-3-10-2-10.
36.91
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
55 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 1-1-14-1-1.
12.36
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
60 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 15-1-1-2-1.
18.20
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
60 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 1-1-1-3-9.
5.81
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
58 starts, 26 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 11-1-1-1-3.
13.09
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-4-6-8-6.
41.57
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
58 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 10-4-12-6-5.
71.12
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
60 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-3-15-6-4.
40.88
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4
59 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-6-16-4-5.
58.46

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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