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· Season 3 · Round 25

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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The Lieutenant wins at Chute Tower

The Lieutenant took The Tower Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:07.423 — 8 +7 11 11.1
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:07.423 — 8 +7 11 11.1
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:07.423 — 8 +7 11 11.1
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:07.423 — 8 +7 11 11.1
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:12.633 +5.21 6 +4 8 11.6
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:12.633 +5.21 6 +4 8 11.6
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:12.633 +5.21 6 +4 8 11.6
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:12.633 +5.21 6 +4 8 11.6
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:25.389 +17.97 1 -2 9 10.3
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:25.389 +17.97 1 -2 9 10.3
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:25.389 +17.97 1 -2 9 10.3
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:25.389 +17.97 1 -2 9 10.3
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:26.500 +19.08 4 0 11 10.2
4 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:26.500 +19.08 4 0 11 10.2
4 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:26.500 +19.08 4 0 11 10.2
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:26.500 +19.08 4 0 11 10.2
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:26.506 +19.08 7 +2 8 10.9
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:26.506 +19.08 7 +2 8 10.9
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:26.506 +19.08 7 +2 8 10.9
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:26.506 +19.08 7 +2 8 10.9
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:28.850 +21.43 3 -3 9 10.9
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:28.850 +21.43 3 -3 9 10.9
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:28.850 +21.43 3 -3 9 10.9
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:28.850 +21.43 3 -3 9 10.9
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:31.873 +24.45 5 -2 9 9.8
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:31.873 +24.45 5 -2 9 9.8
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:31.873 +24.45 5 -2 9 9.8
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:31.873 +24.45 5 -2 9 9.8
8 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:36.272 +28.85 2 -6 9 11.1
8 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:36.272 +28.85 2 -6 9 11.1
8 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:36.272 +28.85 2 -6 9 11.1
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:36.272 +28.85 2 -6 9 11.1
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.411
The Coaster finds trouble.
8.033
That is not going to help.
16.372
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 7-6-7-3-16.
19.850
You do not see that every day.
29.111
Big air for The Lieutenant. Recent finishes: 12-2-14-2-15.
30.628
The Lieutenant is going to win this. Recent finishes: 12-2-14-2-15.
33.628
The Lieutenant wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Butter Bean 1.950 The Coaster 1.939
Smooth Descent Metal Butter Bean 4.694 Radiator 2.611
Sweeping Curve Metal Butter Bean 6.433 Butter Bean 1.739
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Butter Bean 8.550 The Coaster 1.972
The Drops Metal Butter Bean 10.050 The Coaster 1.283
Laundry Chute Metal Butter Bean 14.183 The Lieutenant 2.766
Narrow Pipe Metal Butter Bean 16.989 Yolk 2.505
The Drops Slick The Lieutenant 19.556 The Lieutenant 2.167
Rotating Drum Metal The Lieutenant 26.922 The Lieutenant 7.366
Laundry Chute Smooth The Lieutenant 29.250 Radiator 2.167
The Washboard Metal The Lieutenant 31.794 Honey Mustard 2.161
Slick Floor Smooth The Lieutenant 33.628 Honey Mustard 0.856
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
59 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-3-7-7-7.
65.49
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
55 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-7-7-4.
62.47
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
73 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-8-5-7-2.
105.15
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
67 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-8-5-7-12.
70.26
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
62 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 11-5-6-3-11.
97.36
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
63 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-14-4-6.
71.09
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
68 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-5-2-6-6.
78.96
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
61 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-7-4-6-6.
78.88
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
64 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 3-16-8-4-8.
89.89
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
62 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 3-8-5-5-6.
59.03
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
67 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-3-8-14-8.
150.64
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
61 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 2-3-8-5-6.
38.19
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
66 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-6-5-5-16.
112.46
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 2
61 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-4-6-5-8.
67.79
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
64 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-5-7-8-9.
65.21
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
63 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 3-4-9-5-8.
45.19
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
60 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-3-1-3-2.
8.15
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
63 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 14-2-2-1-3.
24.10
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
68 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 2-3-5-3-2.
11.72
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
63 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 13-2-8-3-3.
23.34
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
66 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 15-1-3-2-1.
20.53
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2
64 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 1-1-10-2-15.
13.10
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 3
57 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 1-2-1-16-3.
14.41
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 4
67 starts, 20 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-7-2-8-3.
16.59
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
66 starts, 29 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 6-11-1-2-1.
16.35
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
64 starts, 28 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 8-6-1-1-6.
13.52
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
59 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 12-6-1-2-1.
19.63
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
65 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 6-1-12-1-2.
8.54
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
65 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.9. Last five: 10-7-13-4-4.
73.43
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 2
66 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 7-4-15-4-6.
109.80
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
64 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 16-7-4-4-4.
76.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
59 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-4-4-3-4.
36.71

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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