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· Season 3 · Round 27

Nan's Relay — Relay

Nan's Landing · Nan's Relay · 586 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Uphill section Pinch points Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took Nan's Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:21.694 — 8 +7 9 11.1
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:21.694 — 8 +7 9 11.1
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:21.694 — 8 +7 9 11.1
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:21.694 — 8 +7 9 11.1
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:23.584 +1.89 7 +5 7 9.7
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:23.584 +1.89 7 +5 7 9.7
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:23.584 +1.89 7 +5 7 9.7
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:23.584 +1.89 7 +5 7 9.7
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:25.084 +3.39 4 +1 4 11.2
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:25.084 +3.39 4 +1 4 11.2
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:25.084 +3.39 4 +1 4 11.2
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:25.084 +3.39 4 +1 4 11.2
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:39.317 +17.62 2 -2 9 9.6
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:39.317 +17.62 2 -2 9 9.6
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:39.317 +17.62 2 -2 9 9.6
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:39.317 +17.62 2 -2 9 9.6
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:39.416 +17.72 3 -2 7 10.0
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:39.416 +17.72 3 -2 7 10.0
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:39.416 +17.72 3 -2 7 10.0
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:39.416 +17.72 3 -2 7 10.0
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:41.606 +19.91 5 -1 7 8.7
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:41.606 +19.91 5 -1 7 8.7
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:41.606 +19.91 5 -1 7 8.7
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:41.606 +19.91 5 -1 7 8.7
— Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:42.889 +21.20 1 -6 12 8.2
— Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:42.889 +21.20 1 -6 12 8.2
— Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:42.889 +21.20 1 -6 12 8.2
— The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:42.889 +21.20 1 -6 12 8.2
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:45.417 +23.72 6 -2 10 9.3
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:45.417 +23.72 6 -2 10 9.3
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:45.417 +23.72 6 -2 10 9.3
8 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:45.417 +23.72 6 -2 10 9.3
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
7.767
Squish takes a knock. Averaging 9.3 contacts an event coming in.
11.361
Big air for Thick Rick.
16.033
Well, that was always going to happen.
20.278
That is the sport, right there. Averaging 10.3 contacts an event coming in.
25.228
And Puck Yeah takes flight.
29.011
You do not see that every day.
30.661
Thick Rick has it.
33.639
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 3-3-1-14-2.
37.039
The Lieutenant takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet The Unit 1.944 The Unit 1.944
Smooth Descent Carpet Puck Yeah 4.489 Thick Rick 2.423
Sweeping Curve Carpet The Unit 7.594 The Unit 2.944
Smooth Descent Hard The Unit 11.589 Thick Rick 3.794
The Drops Soft fabric Puck Yeah 13.928 Puck Yeah 2.111
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 15.533 Puck Yeah 1.605
Fabric Run Metal Puck Yeah 24.844 Thick Rick 9.150
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 26.772 Thick Rick 1.883
The Kicker Slick Puck Yeah 28.744 Thick Rick 1.872
Carpet Flat Smooth Thick Rick 30.372 Thick Rick 1.450
Stairwell Carpet Thick Rick 31.956 Thick Rick 1.584
Carpet Flat Carpet Thick Rick 33.661 Thick Rick 1.705
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 NOO The Noodles 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 0/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-4-8-5-7.
131.21
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
56 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-8-7-7-7.
102.78
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
74 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-6-8-5-7.
182.93
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
61 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-8-8-3-7.
133.04
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
63 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-5-5-7-4.
119.97
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2
64 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-5-6-14-4.
108.32
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3
69 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-7-5-2-6.
105.97
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 4
63 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-11-5-6-3.
138.30
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 1
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-9-3-8-14.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
62 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-2-3-8-5.
80.20
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
63 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-3-8-5-5.
91.76
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
66 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-7-3-16-8.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
64 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-3-4-9-5.
74.40
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
65 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-5-7-8.
96.61
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 3-6-4-6-5.
187.84
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
62 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-5-4-6-5.
99.47
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
64 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 1-14-2-2-1.
22.19
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
69 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-2-3-5-3.
11.41
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
65 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 7-1-13-2-8.
31.44
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 4
61 starts, 8 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-2-3-1-3.
8.36
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
67 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 2-15-1-3-2.
13.70
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
65 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-1-1-10-2.
12.49
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
69 starts, 20 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-1-7-2.
11.51
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
58 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-1-2-1-16.
11.69
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
66 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 4-6-1-12-1.
9.47
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
67 starts, 29 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 4-6-11-1-2.
12.87
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3
66 starts, 29 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-4-8-6-1.
10.56
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
60 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 4-12-6-1-2.
19.67
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
65 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-16-7-4-4.
58.60
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
60 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-7-4-4-3.
34.93
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
67 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 3-7-4-15-4.
94.91
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
67 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.9. Last five: 8-3-10-7-13.
103.29

Course preview

40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.

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