· Season 3 · Round 34
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The Coaster wins at Chute Tower
The Coaster took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:05.834 | — | 1 | 0 | 8 | 11.4 |
| 1 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:05.834 | — | 1 | 0 | 8 | 11.4 |
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:05.834 | — | 1 | 0 | 8 | 11.4 |
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:05.834 | — | 1 | 0 | 8 | 11.4 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:10.778 | +4.94 | 3 | +1 | 10 | 12.6 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:10.778 | +4.94 | 3 | +1 | 10 | 12.6 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:10.778 | +4.94 | 3 | +1 | 10 | 12.6 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:10.778 | +4.94 | 3 | +1 | 10 | 12.6 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:23.566 | +17.73 | 2 | -1 | 8 | 11.6 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 2:23.566 | +17.73 | 2 | -1 | 8 | 11.6 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:23.566 | +17.73 | 2 | -1 | 8 | 11.6 |
| 3 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:23.566 | +17.73 | 2 | -1 | 8 | 11.6 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:24.016 | +18.18 | 7 | +3 | 7 | 11.4 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:24.016 | +18.18 | 7 | +3 | 7 | 11.4 |
| 4 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:24.016 | +18.18 | 7 | +3 | 7 | 11.4 |
| 4 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2:24.016 | +18.18 | 7 | +3 | 7 | 11.4 |
| 5 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:27.533 | +21.70 | 6 | +1 | 9 | 10.7 |
| 5 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:27.533 | +21.70 | 6 | +1 | 9 | 10.7 |
| 5 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:27.533 | +21.70 | 6 | +1 | 9 | 10.7 |
| 5 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:27.533 | +21.70 | 6 | +1 | 9 | 10.7 |
| 6 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:30.544 | +24.71 | 4 | -2 | 8 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:30.544 | +24.71 | 4 | -2 | 8 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 2:30.544 | +24.71 | 4 | -2 | 8 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:30.544 | +24.71 | 4 | -2 | 8 | 10.9 |
| 7 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 2:30.839 | +25.01 | 8 | +1 | 7 | 9.9 |
| 7 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 2:30.839 | +25.01 | 8 | +1 | 7 | 9.9 |
| 7 | The Kidney | The Beans | 2:30.839 | +25.01 | 8 | +1 | 7 | 9.9 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 2:30.839 | +25.01 | 8 | +1 | 7 | 9.9 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 2:31.950 | +26.12 | 5 | -3 | 12 | 10.5 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2:31.950 | +26.12 | 5 | -3 | 12 | 10.5 |
| 8 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 2:31.950 | +26.12 | 5 | -3 | 12 | 10.5 |
| 8 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 2:31.950 | +26.12 | 5 | -3 | 12 | 10.5 |
0.017
That is a big one for The Unit.
4.550
Lil Nugget gets hit hard.
8.033
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 2-3-2-7-4.
11.967
Right into it goes Gravy.
16.033
The Unit slips to the rear.
19.489
Refried Ron is airborne.
22.967
Big air for The Unit.
28.783
Here comes Gravy.
31.783
Slapper wins it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Refried Ron | 1.939 | Refried Ron 1.939 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Crooked Pete | 4.844 | Gravy 2.406 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Gravy | 6.206 | Gravy 1.528 |
| Smooth Descent | Soft fabric | Gravy | 7.906 | Gravy 1.700 |
| The Drops | Metal | Gravy | 9.294 | Slapper 1.239 |
| Laundry Chute | Metal | Gravy | 11.567 | Gravy 2.273 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Gravy | 14.039 | Slapper 2.161 |
| The Drops | Slick | Gravy | 16.178 | Slapper 1.945 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Gravy | 23.483 | Gravy 7.305 |
| Laundry Chute | Smooth | Gravy | 25.678 | Lil Nugget 2.100 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Gravy | 28.222 | Lil Nugget 2.145 |
| Slick Floor | Smooth | Gravy | 31.783 | Lil Nugget 0.805 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 1
74 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-5-9-6.
110.33
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
67 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-5-8-5-4.
65.85
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
70 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 3-7-7-14-8.
102.47
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
71 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-8-5-7-5.
53.30
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
67 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-7-8-5-5.
64.20
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 3
66 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-4-7-12-7.
41.71
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 4
69 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-5-7-6-7.
92.28
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 2
73 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 12-4-6-4-6.
100.11
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 3
67 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-15-4-6-15.
116.09
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4
69 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 2-4-6-4-6.
44.95
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 1
74 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 14-3-7-3-4.
19.39
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3
68 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 16-3-2-11-3.
35.05
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 4
66 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-1-14-2.
11.88
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
70 starts, 17 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-1-1-2-7.
8.85
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 4
72 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 11-1-12-2-14.
34.98
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
71 starts, 31 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-2-13-1-2.
10.59
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
69 starts, 30 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-1-4-6-11.
10.21
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
71 starts, 36 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 8-2-2-1-5.
10.96
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
64 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-4-1-3-4.
13.93
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1
63 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 8-16-5-3-7.
52.28
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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