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The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Tower Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:15.628 — 2 +1 9 11.1
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:15.628 — 2 +1 9 11.1
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:15.628 — 2 +1 9 11.1
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:15.628 — 2 +1 9 11.1
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:19.951 +4.32 3 +1 7 11.0
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:19.951 +4.32 3 +1 7 11.0
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:19.951 +4.32 3 +1 7 11.0
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:19.951 +4.32 3 +1 7 11.0
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:27.067 +11.44 8 +5 8 10.3
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:27.067 +11.44 8 +5 8 10.3
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:27.067 +11.44 8 +5 8 10.3
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:27.067 +11.44 8 +5 8 10.3
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:28.917 +13.29 6 +2 8 10.5
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:28.917 +13.29 6 +2 8 10.5
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:28.917 +13.29 6 +2 8 10.5
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:28.917 +13.29 6 +2 8 10.5
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:30.071 +14.44 7 +2 9 10.4
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:30.071 +14.44 7 +2 9 10.4
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:30.071 +14.44 7 +2 9 10.4
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:30.071 +14.44 7 +2 9 10.4
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:32.361 +16.73 4 -2 5 11.2
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:32.361 +16.73 4 -2 5 11.2
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:32.361 +16.73 4 -2 5 11.2
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:32.361 +16.73 4 -2 5 11.2
7 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:33.983 +18.36 5 -2 10 10.4
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:33.983 +18.36 5 -2 10 10.4
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:33.983 +18.36 5 -2 10 10.4
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:33.983 +18.36 5 -2 10 10.4
— Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:55.906 +40.28 1 -7 5 16.6
— Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:55.906 +40.28 1 -7 5 16.6
— The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:55.906 +40.28 1 -7 5 16.6
— Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:55.906 +40.28 1 -7 5 16.6
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.622
Right into it goes Custard.
8.033
Look at that.
13.806
And Honey Mustard takes flight.
17.439
That is going to sting in the morning. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-2-2.
21.006
Wide Load is out of the race entirely.
30.211
Here comes Sweaty Gerald.
31.811
They are going to the line together.
35.211
The Lieutenant wins it. Career record: 18 wins from 79, average finish 4.4.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Sweaty Gerald 1.956 Sweaty Gerald 1.956
Smooth Descent Metal Sweaty Gerald 4.689 Honey Mustard 2.494
Sweeping Curve Metal Sweaty Gerald 6.444 Honey Mustard 1.739
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Honey Mustard 8.506 Wide Load 1.945
The Drops Metal Honey Mustard 9.783 Wide Load 1.178
Laundry Chute Metal Honey Mustard 12.628 Honey Mustard 2.845
Narrow Pipe Metal Honey Mustard 15.033 Wide Load 2.128
The Drops Slick Honey Mustard 17.217 Wide Load 2.156
Rotating Drum Metal Honey Mustard 24.767 Honey Mustard 7.550
Laundry Chute Smooth Honey Mustard 27.294 The Lieutenant 2.033
The Washboard Metal Honey Mustard 29.572 The Lieutenant 2.078
Slick Floor Smooth Sweaty Gerald 33.211 The Lieutenant 0.772
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 7 1/1 2
8 PCK The Pucks 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
69 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 1-4-8-5-6.
51.85
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
79 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-6-8-6-5.
77.32
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3
67 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-4-8-8-11.
119.09
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
81 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-7-8-8-5.
64.28
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
72 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 9-3-8-6-6.
66.39
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
74 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 3-11-6-6-3.
84.47
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
75 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 3-6-3-6-7.
43.40
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
75 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 4-3-5-6-3.
75.29
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
71 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-5-12-7.
58.36
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 2
76 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 2-7-7-5-5.
86.54
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
76 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-12-5-7-5.
74.65
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
73 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-9-5-7-10.
71.11
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
79 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 3-8-16-7-7.
93.27
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
73 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-7-8-8-2.
75.49
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
74 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 11-8-4-10-7.
102.31
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
70 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-7-8-4-15.
91.78
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
71 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 5-3-3-16-3.
16.99
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
71 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 7-5-6-3-3.
16.49
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
81 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 5-14-3-8-6.
32.26
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
73 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 14-5-15-3-5.
33.81
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 1
77 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 2-2-2-16-1.
17.83
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
68 starts, 16 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-2-3-2-7.
14.77
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
76 starts, 22 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 10-2-2-1-1.
14.78
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
75 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 16-2-2-3-1.
18.13
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
70 starts, 27 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 15-1-1-1-2.
18.29
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
72 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-2-2-1.
8.25
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
80 starts, 42 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 6-1-1-13-1.
9.20
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
74 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-1-2-1-2.
7.34
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1
75 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 13-6-3-5-4.
69.49
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
79 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.9. Last five: 6-4-9-2-4.
46.10
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
73 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 6-4-4-4-9.
39.91
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4
69 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 12-6-4-4-14.
88.26

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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