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Nan's Relay — Relay

Nan's Landing · Nan's Relay · 586 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Uphill section Pinch points Air time Curve heavy
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The Lieutenant wins at Nan's Landing

The Lieutenant took Nan's Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.806 — 3 +2 6 10.3
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.806 — 3 +2 6 10.3
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.806 — 3 +2 6 10.3
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.806 — 3 +2 6 10.3
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:14.761 +1.96 5 +3 10 9.5
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:14.761 +1.96 5 +3 10 9.5
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:14.761 +1.96 5 +3 10 9.5
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:14.761 +1.96 5 +3 10 9.5
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:19.605 +6.80 1 -2 9 9.6
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:19.605 +6.80 1 -2 9 9.6
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:19.605 +6.80 1 -2 9 9.6
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:19.605 +6.80 1 -2 9 9.6
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:32.306 +19.50 8 +4 12 9.5
4 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:32.306 +19.50 8 +4 12 9.5
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:32.306 +19.50 8 +4 12 9.5
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:32.306 +19.50 8 +4 12 9.5
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:37.483 +24.68 2 -3 8 9.1
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:37.483 +24.68 2 -3 8 9.1
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:37.483 +24.68 2 -3 8 9.1
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:37.483 +24.68 2 -3 8 9.1
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:38.566 +25.76 6 0 9 9.9
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:38.566 +25.76 6 0 9 9.9
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:38.566 +25.76 6 0 9 9.9
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:38.566 +25.76 6 0 9 9.9
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:40.171 +27.37 7 0 8 8.7
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:40.171 +27.37 7 0 8 8.7
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:40.171 +27.37 7 0 8 8.7
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:40.171 +27.37 7 0 8 8.7
8 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:45.356 +32.55 4 -4 9 10.5
8 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:45.356 +32.55 4 -4 9 10.5
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:45.356 +32.55 4 -4 9 10.5
8 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:45.356 +32.55 4 -4 9 10.5
0.017
Absolute carnage.
7.667
And it's Chunk in front now.
12.322
Tender Greg is airborne.
16.033
The Unit cannot hold position.
22.739
Chunk is airborne. Recent finishes: 7-1-1-1-2.
29.444
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 3-3-7-8-8.
31.550
Chunk is going to win this. Recent finishes: 7-1-1-1-2.
34.006
And it all goes wrong.
37.406
Chunk wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Long John 1.978 Butter Bean 1.944
Smooth Descent Carpet Long John 4.733 Chunk 2.477
Sweeping Curve Carpet Chunk 7.994 Chunk 3.261
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 11.733 Chunk 3.739
The Drops Soft fabric Chunk 13.667 Chunk 1.934
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 15.122 Chunk 1.455
Fabric Run Metal Chunk 22.306 Chunk 7.184
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 24.072 Chunk 1.766
The Kicker Slick Chunk 26.000 Chunk 1.928
Carpet Flat Smooth Chunk 30.106 Lil Nugget 1.778
Stairwell Carpet Chunk 32.411 Lil Nugget 1.928
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 34.550 Lil Nugget 2.061
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 BEA The Beans 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
83 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-6-4-7-8.
178.92
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
70 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 6-1-4-8-5.
86.55
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
68 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-5-4-8-8.
177.40
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-4-6-8-6.
129.04
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
76 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-8-3-11-6.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 2
76 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-3-6-3-6.
79.63
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3
73 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-9-3-8-6.
105.21
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4
76 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-4-3-5-6.
143.71
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 1
74 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-7-9-5-7.
113.11
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-7-12-5-7.
129.04
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 3
73 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-7-8-7-5.
159.03
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 4
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-2-7-7-5.
159.46
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
75 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-11-8-4-10.
138.42
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 2
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-3-8-16-7.
155.73
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
75 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-5-8-7-8.
124.63
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
71 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-8-7-8-4.
136.44
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
83 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-3-5-14-3.
26.50
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 2
72 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-7-5-6-3.
18.53
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 3
72 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-5-3-3-16.
16.16
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
74 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-14-5-15-3.
26.51
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
77 starts, 23 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-10-2-2-1.
12.68
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
76 starts, 19 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-16-2-2-3.
14.42
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
78 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 1-2-2-2-16.
14.01
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
70 starts, 17 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-1-2-2-3.
11.34
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1
75 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-1-1-2-1.
8.58
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2
73 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-1-1-2-2.
6.50
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3
81 starts, 42 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-6-1-1-13.
9.63
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4
72 starts, 28 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-2-15-1-1.
13.27
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
71 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 7-4-12-6-4.
108.74
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
80 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-6-4-9-2.
49.11
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
76 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-13-6-3-5.
61.66
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
74 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-6-4-4-4.
42.47

Course preview

40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.

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