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· Season 3 · Round 7

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
— Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:13.689 — 7 +6 7 11.5
— Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:13.689 — 7 +6 7 11.5
— Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:13.689 — 7 +6 7 11.5
— The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:13.689 — 7 +6 7 11.5
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:14.677 +0.99 4 +2 9 11.5
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:14.677 +0.99 4 +2 9 11.5
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:14.677 +0.99 4 +2 9 11.5
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:14.677 +0.99 4 +2 9 11.5
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:15.506 +1.82 3 0 8 10.8
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:15.506 +1.82 3 0 8 10.8
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:15.506 +1.82 3 0 8 10.8
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:15.506 +1.82 3 0 8 10.8
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:18.167 +4.48 6 +2 7 11.5
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:18.167 +4.48 6 +2 7 11.5
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:18.167 +4.48 6 +2 7 11.5
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:18.167 +4.48 6 +2 7 11.5
5 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:30.011 +16.32 1 -4 9 11.8
5 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:30.011 +16.32 1 -4 9 11.8
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:30.011 +16.32 1 -4 9 11.8
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:30.011 +16.32 1 -4 9 11.8
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:30.295 +16.61 8 +2 6 10.2
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:30.295 +16.61 8 +2 6 10.2
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:30.295 +16.61 8 +2 6 10.2
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:30.295 +16.61 8 +2 6 10.2
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:33.312 +19.62 5 -2 9 9.7
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:33.312 +19.62 5 -2 9 9.7
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:33.312 +19.62 5 -2 9 9.7
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:33.312 +19.62 5 -2 9 9.7
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:33.339 +19.65 2 -6 4 10.0
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:33.339 +19.65 2 -6 4 10.0
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:33.339 +19.65 2 -6 4 10.0
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:33.339 +19.65 2 -6 4 10.0
0.017
Radiator finds trouble. Averaging 10.8 contacts an event coming in.
4.467
The Coaster finds trouble.
8.033
Squish is coming through.
14.600
The Coaster is airborne.
18.161
Up goes Chunk. Recent finishes: 2-4-5-2-1.
22.850
That is a big one for Honey Mustard. Averaging 9.5 contacts an event coming in.
29.606
Here comes The Coaster.
31.150
That is the sport, right there.
34.550
The Coaster takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Refried Ron 1.944 Refried Ron 1.944
Smooth Descent Metal The Coaster 4.489 The Coaster 2.545
Sweeping Curve Metal Squish 6.472 Squish 1.778
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Squish 8.456 Squish 1.984
The Drops Metal Squish 9.961 The Coaster 1.222
Laundry Chute Metal Squish 13.117 The Coaster 2.845
Narrow Pipe Metal Squish 15.556 The Coaster 2.127
The Drops Slick Squish 17.878 Chunk 2.084
Rotating Drum Metal Squish 26.661 Squish 8.783
Laundry Chute Smooth Squish 28.883 The Coaster 1.922
The Washboard Metal Squish 31.567 The Coaster 1.912
Slick Floor Smooth The Coaster 32.606 Chunk 0.728
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 1
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-7-8-5-6.
118.98
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
50 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-7-3-8-8.
114.09
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 3
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-8-8-7-6.
81.24
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
58 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-7-8-6-7.
83.94
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-5-6-8-7.
79.04
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-5-6-8.
67.82
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
53 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-4-6-3-8.
67.01
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
57 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 3-5-4-2-6.
53.83
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-6-6-5-3.
98.96
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
52 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-5-6-3-4.
48.18
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 3
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-11-5-4-3.
84.97
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 4
58 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-6-7-5-13.
120.74
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 1
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-7-12-7-4.
92.94
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
55 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-8-4-7-7.
90.85
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 3
54 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-8-1-7-15.
181.44
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
53 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-8-7-7-7.
106.98
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
54 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-2-12-2-2.
15.93
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 2
59 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-2-16-2-8.
20.15
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
48 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-6-2-2-4.
9.64
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
55 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 13-3-2-2-2.
20.42
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1
55 starts, 18 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-3-1-4-2.
9.20
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
49 starts, 12 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-16-1-8-4.
23.25
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
53 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-1-14-4-2.
14.03
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
59 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 5-2-3-13-1.
15.78
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
53 starts, 23 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-15-3-3-1.
14.87
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
58 starts, 31 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 1-3-9-1-1.
7.03
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
53 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 14-1-1-10-3.
20.07
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
52 starts, 22 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 15-1-3-1-1.
17.12
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
57 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 16-4-5-14-4.
117.23
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2
55 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-4-5-3-6.
33.70
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
50 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 2-5-9-4-10.
37.56
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-4-11-5-6.
61.93

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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