· Season 3 · Round 9
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win
Chunk took Nan's Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:12.183 | — | 3 | +2 | 10 | 10.5 |
| 1 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:12.183 | — | 3 | +2 | 10 | 10.5 |
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:12.183 | — | 3 | +2 | 10 | 10.5 |
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:12.183 | — | 3 | +2 | 10 | 10.5 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:25.627 | +13.44 | 1 | -1 | 7 | 9.4 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:25.627 | +13.44 | 1 | -1 | 7 | 9.4 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:25.627 | +13.44 | 1 | -1 | 7 | 9.4 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:25.627 | +13.44 | 1 | -1 | 7 | 9.4 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:27.673 | +15.49 | 8 | +5 | 7 | 11.0 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:27.673 | +15.49 | 8 | +5 | 7 | 11.0 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:27.673 | +15.49 | 8 | +5 | 7 | 11.0 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:27.673 | +15.49 | 8 | +5 | 7 | 11.0 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:32.528 | +20.35 | 5 | +1 | 11 | 8.7 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:32.528 | +20.35 | 5 | +1 | 11 | 8.7 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:32.528 | +20.35 | 5 | +1 | 11 | 8.7 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 2:32.528 | +20.35 | 5 | +1 | 11 | 8.7 |
| 5 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 2:43.029 | +30.85 | 7 | +2 | 7 | 10.4 |
| 5 | The Kidney | The Beans | 2:43.029 | +30.85 | 7 | +2 | 7 | 10.4 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 2:43.029 | +30.85 | 7 | +2 | 7 | 10.4 |
| 5 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 2:43.029 | +30.85 | 7 | +2 | 7 | 10.4 |
| 6 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 2:44.156 | +31.97 | 6 | 0 | 13 | 8.7 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:44.156 | +31.97 | 6 | 0 | 13 | 8.7 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:44.156 | +31.97 | 6 | 0 | 13 | 8.7 |
| 6 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:44.156 | +31.97 | 6 | 0 | 13 | 8.7 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 2:49.505 | +37.32 | 2 | -5 | 11 | 8.9 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 2:49.505 | +37.32 | 2 | -5 | 11 | 8.9 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 2:49.505 | +37.32 | 2 | -5 | 11 | 8.9 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 2:49.505 | +37.32 | 2 | -5 | 11 | 8.9 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:50.056 | +37.87 | 4 | -4 | 9 | 8.4 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:50.056 | +37.87 | 4 | -4 | 9 | 8.4 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:50.056 | +37.87 | 4 | -4 | 9 | 8.4 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:50.056 | +37.87 | 4 | -4 | 9 | 8.4 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 10.9 contacts an event coming in.
7.639
That is a big one for Tube Sock.
11.067
And it's Old Gristle in front now. Career record: 11 wins from 57, average finish 4.0.
16.033
Butter Bean slips to the rear.
19.672
Heavy contact for Tender Greg. Averaging 9.4 contacts an event coming in.
23.811
Old Gristle is airborne. Recent finishes: 3-4-4-2-3.
27.300
Thick Rick gets air.
29.294
Here comes Old Gristle.
30.767
No idea what happened there. Averaging 11.3 contacts an event coming in.
34.167
It is Old Gristle!
40.033
Butter Bean is picking them off.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Butter Bean | 1.956 | Thick Rick 1.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Thick Rick | 4.522 | Old Gristle 2.416 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Tube Sock | 7.911 | Tube Sock 3.144 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 11.989 | Puck Yeah 3.733 |
| The Drops | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 14.200 | Puck Yeah 2.000 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 15.822 | Old Gristle 1.622 |
| Fabric Run | Metal | Old Gristle | 23.439 | Old Gristle 7.617 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Old Gristle | 25.294 | Old Gristle 1.855 |
| The Kicker | Slick | Old Gristle | 27.150 | Old Gristle 1.856 |
| Carpet Flat | Smooth | Old Gristle | 28.700 | Thick Rick 1.428 |
| Stairwell | Carpet | Old Gristle | 30.394 | Thick Rick 1.616 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 32.294 | Thick Rick 1.834 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 2 | 0/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
59 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-8-7-8-6.
219.30
1
Big Randy
The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-7-8-5-6.
163.96
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
56 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-8-8-7-6.
126.58
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
50 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-7-3-8-8.
160.44
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-5-6-8.
101.76
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 2
54 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-7-4-6-3.
123.00
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-5-6-8-7.
121.51
22
Butter Bean
The Beans · Leg 1
52 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-11-5-4-3.
131.15
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · Leg 2
53 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-6-5-6-3.
158.71
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 4
58 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-6-7-5-13.
199.92
1
The Unit
Basement Heat · Leg 1
53 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 11-8-7-7-7.
143.69
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 2
54 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-8-1-7-15.
219.30
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · Leg 3
55 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-8-7-12-7.
186.45
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 4
55 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-8-4-7-7.
114.06
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 1
48 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-6-2-2-4.
12.00
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 2
54 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-2-12-2-2.
14.98
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 4
60 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 4-2-2-16-2.
23.23
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
53 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-1-14-4-2.
10.88
17
Gravy
Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
49 starts, 12 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-16-1-8-4.
20.36
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
59 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 5-2-3-13-1.
12.39
5
Chunk
Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
56 starts, 18 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-1-3-1-4.
8.21
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 4
53 starts, 23 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-15-3-3-1.
11.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
51 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-2-5-9-4.
39.13
0
Yolk
The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
55 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-4-5-3-6.
37.22
2
Squish
The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
57 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 16-4-5-14-4.
138.88
21
Custard
The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
54 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-4-11-5-6.
59.52
Course preview
40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.
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