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Derby · Season 2 · Round 44

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:30.975 — 11 +10 30 10.6
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:43.475 +12.50 14 +12 30 10.4
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:45.442 +14.47 16 +13 32 10.5
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.558 +15.58 4 0 5 9.8
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:47.542 +16.57 3 -2 3 9.6
6 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:49.567 +18.59 12 +6 40 11.0
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:54.842 +23.87 7 0 23 9.9
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 4:01.392 +30.42 2 -6 7 9.8
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -1 12 10.0
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 21 10.1
— The Coaster FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Thick Rick FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Butter Bean FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 4.0
— Big Randy FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.4
1.783
You do not see that every day.
6.067
They felt that in the back row.
15.367
There goes a piece of Custard.
20.050
Gravy is coming through. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-2-2.
25.258
And it all goes wrong.
29.692
Stubbs is going nowhere. That is 28 non-finishes in 79 career starts.
36.975
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
44.792
Squish leaves something behind.
52.917
There goes a piece of Pilot Light. Recent finishes: 8-5-7-8-15.
58.125
There goes a piece of Crawlspace. Recent finishes: 5-2-7-6-4.
1:03.008
And it all goes wrong.
1:10.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:14.917
Up it goes.
1:19.767
That is a long way off the ground.
1:27.117
Crawlspace is losing bits.
1:38.075
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
1:42.892
There goes a piece of Gravy. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-2-2.
1:47.725
Up it goes.
1:56.483
Squish is in trouble.
2:07.783
They will not want to see that again.
2:09.283
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:18.425
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
2:28.150
The Lieutenant goes to the front.
2:36.983
It is coming apart now.
2:42.183
Pilot Light is out.
2:46.775
Oh, that is a big one.
2:51.350
Custard is losing bits.
2:58.425
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
3:07.583
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:12.750
One to go.
3:25.358
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:27.975
Here comes The Lieutenant.
3:30.975
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:35.392
Custard leaves something behind.
3:42.475
That has come off.
3:47.658
And it all goes wrong.
4:01.808
The Kidney is going nowhere.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 15.775 Squish 15.775
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 31.892 Gravy 15.792
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 50.817 Custard 18.300
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:09.233 Wide Load 16.433
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:26.150 Gravy 16.917
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:45.575 Wide Load 15.675
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:04.108 Gravy 18.533
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:25.808 The Lieutenant 15.166
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:41.867 The Lieutenant 15.709
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:56.542 The Lieutenant 14.675
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:12.750 The Lieutenant 16.208
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:30.975 The Lieutenant 18.225
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 13 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 13 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 16 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 23 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
48 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 1-4-6-3-7.
18.08
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
31 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 4-5-7-11-1.
36.12
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
29 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 2-4-6-10-6.
7.54
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
49 starts, 4 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-2-2-4-1.
2.01
22
Butter Bean The Beans
44 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-13-2-6-8.
94.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 11-14-13-8-11.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
43 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 6-6-9-12-11.
39.07
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
37 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.3. Last five: 15-12-15-13-14.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
42 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-8-9-8-5.
49.48
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
41 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 9-14-12-2-6.
84.90
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
36 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-10-8-6-3.
5.49
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
41 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-8-9-16-15.
71.44
3
The Coaster The Pucks
43 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 10-3-14-5-3.
47.97
4
Wide Load The Pucks
41 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-12-8-2-2.
9.20
2
Squish The Soft Boys
36 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 14-8-15-10-13.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
38 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 9-11-3-12-8.
37.36

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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