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The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Old Gristle wins at Chute Tower

Old Gristle took The Tower Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.766 — 1 0 8 10.6
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.766 — 1 0 8 10.6
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.766 — 1 0 8 10.6
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:12.766 — 1 0 8 10.6
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:17.811 +5.05 7 +5 5 12.3
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:17.811 +5.05 7 +5 5 12.3
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:17.811 +5.05 7 +5 5 12.3
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:17.811 +5.05 7 +5 5 12.3
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:18.795 +6.03 8 +5 9 10.6
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:18.795 +6.03 8 +5 9 10.6
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:18.795 +6.03 8 +5 9 10.6
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:18.795 +6.03 8 +5 9 10.6
4 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:23.649 +10.88 5 +1 11 11.1
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:23.649 +10.88 5 +1 11 11.1
4 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:23.649 +10.88 5 +1 11 11.1
4 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:23.649 +10.88 5 +1 11 11.1
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:25.600 +12.83 3 -2 6 11.5
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:25.600 +12.83 3 -2 6 11.5
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:25.600 +12.83 3 -2 6 11.5
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:25.600 +12.83 3 -2 6 11.5
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:29.800 +17.03 4 -2 11 9.6
6 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:29.800 +17.03 4 -2 11 9.6
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:29.800 +17.03 4 -2 11 9.6
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:29.800 +17.03 4 -2 11 9.6
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 2:33.628 +20.86 6 -1 5 10.7
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:33.628 +20.86 6 -1 5 10.7
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:33.628 +20.86 6 -1 5 10.7
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:33.628 +20.86 6 -1 5 10.7
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:38.939 +26.17 2 -6 11 9.7
8 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:38.939 +26.17 2 -6 11 9.7
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:38.939 +26.17 2 -6 11 9.7
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:38.939 +26.17 2 -6 11 9.7
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.650
Right into it goes Yolk. Averaging 9.5 contacts an event coming in.
13.611
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 3-4-3-4-3.
18.633
And Refried Ron takes flight.
24.033
It is all going wrong for Crooked Pete.
26.733
Here comes Lil Nugget.
29.733
Old Gristle wins it.
37.294
Heavy contact for Pilot Light. Averaging 11.1 contacts an event coming in.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Lil Nugget 1.967 Yolk 1.961
Smooth Descent Metal Lil Nugget 4.628 The Heel 2.606
Sweeping Curve Metal Lil Nugget 6.289 Lil Nugget 1.661
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Lil Nugget 8.094 Lil Nugget 1.805
The Drops Metal Lil Nugget 9.406 Old Gristle 1.239
Laundry Chute Metal Lil Nugget 12.250 Slapper 2.761
Narrow Pipe Metal Lil Nugget 14.844 Slapper 2.356
The Drops Slick Lil Nugget 17.067 Slapper 2.177
Rotating Drum Metal Lil Nugget 24.672 Lil Nugget 7.605
Laundry Chute Smooth Lil Nugget 26.706 Lil Nugget 2.034
The Washboard Metal Lil Nugget 28.906 Old Gristle 2.144
Slick Floor Smooth Lil Nugget 29.733 Lil Nugget 0.827
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 PCK The Pucks 4 1/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 1/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 1
89 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 9-7-10-6-5.
105.93
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
80 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-7-16-6-3.
163.73
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
81 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-6-7-7-8.
86.48
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 4
91 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-7-6-15-7.
101.98
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
90 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 3-8-6-7-4.
86.43
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
82 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-4-6-3-6.
61.61
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
85 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-8-4-8-8.
59.29
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
84 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-8-4-12-6.
69.14
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
85 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-6-7-4-4.
57.91
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 2
82 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-7-10-4-5.
71.16
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
89 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-6-8-9-7.
170.49
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 4
85 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-6-7-14-11.
97.94
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
86 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 3-5-15-5-6.
166.47
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
81 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 3-5-5-2-7.
39.95
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 3
86 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 1-3-14-5-6.
52.65
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
88 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 14-3-5-13-5.
101.64
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 1
89 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-3-3-2-5.
10.05
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
86 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 12-4-4-3-8.
31.51
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 3
82 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 4-12-3-4-3.
19.87
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
84 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 16-4-11-3-16.
76.51
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 1
86 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 15-5-3-1-7.
25.11
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 2
77 starts, 20 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 5-1-16-1-1.
13.74
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
92 starts, 28 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 13-5-2-1-2.
21.74
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
86 starts, 21 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 5-3-1-5-1.
14.32
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
88 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 6-1-2-4-2.
9.68
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
89 starts, 46 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 1-1-2-4-1.
6.20
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
82 starts, 31 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 7-1-2-1-2.
16.22
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
82 starts, 36 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-2-4-2-8.
9.89
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
89 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 2-2-1-8-2.
29.45
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 2
85 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 2-5-8-7-3.
42.92
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 3
81 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 11-2-13-8-8.
83.20
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
86 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 2-8-6-8-10.
58.64

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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