· Season 4 · Round 25
The Tower Relay — Relay
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win
Puck Yeah took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:13.117 | — | 1 | 0 | 5 | 10.7 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:13.117 | — | 1 | 0 | 5 | 10.7 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:13.117 | — | 1 | 0 | 5 | 10.7 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:13.117 | — | 1 | 0 | 5 | 10.7 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:16.450 | +3.33 | 6 | +4 | 7 | 12.0 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 2:16.450 | +3.33 | 6 | +4 | 7 | 12.0 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 2:16.450 | +3.33 | 6 | +4 | 7 | 12.0 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:16.450 | +3.33 | 6 | +4 | 7 | 12.0 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 2:23.845 | +10.73 | 8 | +5 | 8 | 10.9 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 2:23.845 | +10.73 | 8 | +5 | 8 | 10.9 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 2:23.845 | +10.73 | 8 | +5 | 8 | 10.9 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:23.845 | +10.73 | 8 | +5 | 8 | 10.9 |
| 4 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 2:24.644 | +11.53 | 2 | -2 | 5 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 2:24.644 | +11.53 | 2 | -2 | 5 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 2:24.644 | +11.53 | 2 | -2 | 5 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 2:24.644 | +11.53 | 2 | -2 | 5 | 10.6 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 2:25.794 | +12.68 | 4 | -1 | 7 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 2:25.794 | +12.68 | 4 | -1 | 7 | 10.9 |
| 5 | The Kidney | The Beans | 2:25.794 | +12.68 | 4 | -1 | 7 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 2:25.794 | +12.68 | 4 | -1 | 7 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:28.061 | +14.94 | 7 | +1 | 6 | 12.2 |
| 6 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2:28.061 | +14.94 | 7 | +1 | 6 | 12.2 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:28.061 | +14.94 | 7 | +1 | 6 | 12.2 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 2:28.061 | +14.94 | 7 | +1 | 6 | 12.2 |
| 7 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:34.140 | +21.02 | 3 | -4 | 6 | 11.8 |
| 7 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:34.140 | +21.02 | 3 | -4 | 6 | 11.8 |
| 7 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:34.140 | +21.02 | 3 | -4 | 6 | 11.8 |
| 7 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 2:34.140 | +21.02 | 3 | -4 | 6 | 11.8 |
| 8 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 2:38.483 | +25.37 | 5 | -3 | 9 | 11.2 |
| 8 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 2:38.483 | +25.37 | 5 | -3 | 9 | 11.2 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2:38.483 | +25.37 | 5 | -3 | 9 | 11.2 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 2:38.483 | +25.37 | 5 | -3 | 9 | 11.2 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.344
Chunk gets hit hard. Averaging 10.1 contacts an event coming in.
8.033
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 3-12-5-4-12.
11.872
Big air for Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-1.
16.033
It is all going wrong for Radiator.
19.567
Big air for Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-1.
24.033
Chunk is coming through. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-2-1.
32.028
Chunk has it.
33.628
They are going to the line together.
37.028
Puck Yeah wins it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Thick Rick | 1.956 | Chunk 1.939 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Long John | 4.756 | Second Sock 2.667 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Long John | 6.578 | Second Sock 1.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Soft fabric | Long John | 8.689 | Chunk 1.933 |
| The Drops | Metal | Long John | 10.194 | Thick Rick 1.384 |
| Laundry Chute | Metal | Long John | 14.139 | Yolk 2.628 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Long John | 16.794 | Yolk 2.211 |
| The Drops | Slick | Long John | 19.161 | Chunk 1.939 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Long John | 29.544 | Chunk 9.172 |
| Laundry Chute | Smooth | Long John | 31.850 | Chunk 2.117 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Long John | 34.172 | Chunk 2.067 |
| Slick Floor | Smooth | Chunk | 35.028 | Chunk 0.761 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 1/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 1/1 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 8 | 1/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
32 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · Leg 2
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-4-8-12-6.
116.00
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · Leg 4
86 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-7-7-8-4.
95.96
2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
91 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-5-9-7-15.
98.35
9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
94 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-7-7-4-3.
74.02
4
Damp Kevin
The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
90 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-7-7-3-13.
87.36
11
Tube Sock
The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
87 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-5-8-7-4.
52.38
6
The Kidney
The Beans · Leg 2
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-14-5-7-11.
134.87
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · Leg 2
85 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-6-10-5-3.
53.08
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · Leg 4
89 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-6-5-3-5.
83.43
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · Leg 1
90 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 9-2-15-4-16.
50.53
0
Lil Nugget
The Nuggets · Leg 2
94 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 13-2-3-4-3.
18.54
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · Leg 3
89 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-4-3-12-4.
17.80
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · Leg 2
91 starts, 23 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 15-1-3-2-1.
20.78
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · Leg 3
94 starts, 24 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-2-4-2-8.
13.81
69
Puck Yeah
The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
95 starts, 50 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 4-1-1-1-1.
5.61
8
Slapper
The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
94 starts, 40 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 14-4-1-1-1.
15.95
3
The Coaster
The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
87 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 10-4-2-1-2.
13.16
4
Wide Load
The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
86 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 4-1-2-2-7.
10.39
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · Leg 4
86 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 16-3-13-3-7.
126.89
Course preview
41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.
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