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· Season 4 · Round 34

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:11.722 — 7 +6 6 13.1
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:11.722 — 7 +6 6 13.1
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:11.722 — 7 +6 6 13.1
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:11.722 — 7 +6 6 13.1
— Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:11.850 +0.13 3 +1 5 11.8
— Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:11.850 +0.13 3 +1 5 11.8
— Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:11.850 +0.13 3 +1 5 11.8
— Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:11.850 +0.13 3 +1 5 11.8
3 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:26.151 +14.43 5 +2 9 10.8
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:26.151 +14.43 5 +2 9 10.8
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:26.151 +14.43 5 +2 9 10.8
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:26.151 +14.43 5 +2 9 10.8
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:29.944 +18.22 1 -3 13 11.3
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:29.944 +18.22 1 -3 13 11.3
4 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:29.944 +18.22 1 -3 13 11.3
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:29.944 +18.22 1 -3 13 11.3
5 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:30.421 +18.70 8 +3 11 10.3
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:30.421 +18.70 8 +3 11 10.3
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:30.421 +18.70 8 +3 11 10.3
5 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:30.421 +18.70 8 +3 11 10.3
— Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:33.473 +21.75 6 0 7 11.1
— Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:33.473 +21.75 6 0 7 11.1
— Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:33.473 +21.75 6 0 7 11.1
— Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:33.473 +21.75 6 0 7 11.1
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:35.066 +23.34 2 -5 6 10.3
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:35.066 +23.34 2 -5 6 10.3
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:35.066 +23.34 2 -5 6 10.3
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:35.066 +23.34 2 -5 6 10.3
8 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:36.700 +24.98 4 -4 10 11.3
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:36.700 +24.98 4 -4 10 11.3
8 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:36.700 +24.98 4 -4 10 11.3
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:36.700 +24.98 4 -4 10 11.3
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 11.3 contacts an event coming in.
4.100
Wide Load goes to the front. Career record: 36 wins from 93, average finish 4.0.
8.033
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 5-8-7-3-5.
12.950
Wide Load gets air. Recent finishes: 1-16-1-14-1.
18.000
Stubbs hits the front.
21.972
Gravy gets air.
25.533
Gravy finds trouble.
27.478
Stubbs is going to win this. Recent finishes: 5-8-7-3-5.
30.478
It is Wide Load!
35.433
Look at that.
39.928
That is a big one for Refried Ron.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Floppy Joe 1.978 Wide Load 1.950
Smooth Descent Metal Wide Load 4.511 Stubbs 2.483
Sweeping Curve Metal Wide Load 6.061 Wide Load 1.550
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Wide Load 7.767 Wide Load 1.706
The Drops Metal Wide Load 9.017 Wide Load 1.250
Laundry Chute Metal Wide Load 11.778 Wide Load 2.761
Narrow Pipe Metal Wide Load 14.228 Wide Load 2.450
The Drops Slick Stubbs 17.517 Squish 2.228
Rotating Drum Metal Stubbs 25.039 Stubbs 7.522
Laundry Chute Smooth Stubbs 27.406 Wide Load 1.928
The Washboard Metal Stubbs 29.644 Wide Load 1.972
Slick Floor Smooth Stubbs 30.478 Wide Load 0.728
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 1/1 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 2 0/1 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 3 1/1 6
4 BEA The Beans 4 1/1 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 0/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1
91 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-14-7-8-7.
110.02
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 2
98 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-7-7-7-4.
84.43
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3
103 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-6-5-7-4.
84.75
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 4
91 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-6-13-7-6.
111.72
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
94 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-6-9-6-6.
120.36
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
96 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 1-7-6-11-6.
62.93
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
95 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-10-6-6-8.
81.51
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
98 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-7-6-6-5.
58.36
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
96 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 16-5-8-8-5.
136.43
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
94 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-7-8-8-9.
80.92
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
98 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-8-5-6-14.
85.37
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
95 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-5-7-8-5.
85.98
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
93 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-8-4-8-8.
89.59
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
93 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 2-8-6-4-3.
58.91
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
98 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 12-8-11-4-8.
136.57
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 4
99 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-4-14-8-2.
76.66
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 1
93 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-5-16-2-2.
22.41
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
95 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 10-3-16-5-2.
26.20
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 3
95 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 11-3-1-5-2.
29.05
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 4
100 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-5-5-2-7.
14.55
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
89 starts, 23 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 9-2-4-3-1.
18.49
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2
96 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-1-8-5-3.
20.54
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 3
99 starts, 31 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 15-2-1-3-1.
20.12
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 4
99 starts, 25 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-4-1-3-3.
10.31
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
90 starts, 34 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 14-1-2-1-4.
18.20
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
95 starts, 39 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 3-1-2-2-2.
11.35
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
101 starts, 55 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 1-1-2-1-1.
5.26
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
97 starts, 42 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-2-1-14-4.
9.74
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 1
92 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-3-4-3-3.
27.78
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
91 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 7-4-15-3-4.
91.17
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 3
104 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 13-4-3-12-5.
83.06
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
96 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-3-12-3-1.
43.49

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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