Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 4 · Round 36

Nan's Relay — Relay

Nan's Landing · Nan's Relay · 586 m · 32 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Uphill section Pinch points Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took Nan's Relay — Relay for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:16.161 4 +3 13 10.4
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:16.161 4 +3 13 10.4
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:16.161 4 +3 13 10.4
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:16.161 4 +3 13 10.4
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:20.216 +4.06 1 -1 9 10.6
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:20.216 +4.06 1 -1 9 10.6
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:20.216 +4.06 1 -1 9 10.6
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:20.216 +4.06 1 -1 9 10.6
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:33.473 +17.31 8 +5 6 10.5
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:33.473 +17.31 8 +5 6 10.5
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:33.473 +17.31 8 +5 6 10.5
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:33.473 +17.31 8 +5 6 10.5
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:35.823 +19.66 2 -2 8 10.0
4 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:35.823 +19.66 2 -2 8 10.0
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:35.823 +19.66 2 -2 8 10.0
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:35.823 +19.66 2 -2 8 10.0
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:36.272 +20.11 6 +1 9 9.8
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:36.272 +20.11 6 +1 9 9.8
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:36.272 +20.11 6 +1 9 9.8
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:36.272 +20.11 6 +1 9 9.8
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:41.545 +25.38 3 -3 11 9.0
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:41.545 +25.38 3 -3 11 9.0
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:41.545 +25.38 3 -3 11 9.0
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:41.545 +25.38 3 -3 11 9.0
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:43.361 +27.20 5 -2 7 9.4
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:43.361 +27.20 5 -2 7 9.4
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:43.361 +27.20 5 -2 7 9.4
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:43.361 +27.20 5 -2 7 9.4
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:46.649 +30.49 7 -1 9 9.0
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:46.649 +30.49 7 -1 9 9.0
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:46.649 +30.49 7 -1 9 9.0
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:46.649 +30.49 7 -1 9 9.0
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
8.033
Look at that.
13.861
Big air for Puck Yeah.
18.400
Floppy Joe finds trouble.
24.033
Second Sock slips to the rear.
28.533
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 8-8-4-7-11.
32.122
That is a big one for Puck Yeah. Averaging 8.8 contacts an event coming in.
33.606
Custard is going to win this. Recent finishes: 5-3-4-9-4.
36.606
Chunk wins it.
40.033
Puck Yeah is losing places.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Sweaty Gerald 1.950 Sweaty Gerald 1.950
Smooth Descent Carpet Chunk 4.572 Chunk 2.316
Sweeping Curve Carpet Honey Mustard 7.544 Honey Mustard 2.844
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 11.467 Puck Yeah 3.455
The Drops Soft fabric Honey Mustard 13.544 Puck Yeah 2.000
Carpet Flat Carpet Honey Mustard 15.272 Chunk 1.617
Fabric Run Metal Honey Mustard 25.067 Chunk 8.828
Sweeping Curve Hard Honey Mustard 27.000 Chunk 1.811
The Kicker Slick Honey Mustard 28.928 Chunk 1.855
Carpet Flat Smooth Chunk 31.522 Custard 1.583
Stairwell Carpet Chunk 34.528 Custard 1.756
Carpet Flat Carpet Custard 36.606 Custard 2.006
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 1 1/1 8
2 PCK The Pucks 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 0/1 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 1 · HOME
92 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-6-14-7-8.
160.98
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 2 · HOME
93 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-6-4-6-13.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 3 · HOME
104 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-6-6-5-7.
145.05
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4 · HOME
99 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-6-7-7-7.
126.50
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1
96 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-7-10-6-6.
130.57
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-7-6-9-6.
158.58
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3
97 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-1-7-6-11.
98.25
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4
100 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 5-5-5-7-6.
107.74
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 1
96 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-4-5-7-8.
196.39
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 2
99 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-5-8-5-6.
119.33
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 3
97 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-16-5-8-8.
175.78
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
96 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-8-5-7-8.
132.64
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 1
100 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-8-4-14-8.
128.05
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 2
94 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 8-2-8-6-4.
100.26
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 3
100 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-8-12-8-11.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 4
94 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-8-8-4-8.
156.80
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 1
97 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 2-7-10-3-16.
22.29
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 2
94 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 7-3-5-16-2.
23.83
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
101 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 7-3-5-5-2.
18.24
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 4
96 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 7-11-3-1-5.
27.89
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 1 · HOME
100 starts, 31 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-15-2-1-3.
12.61
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 2 · HOME
97 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 2-2-1-8-5.
17.23
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3 · HOME
100 starts, 25 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-2-4-1-3.
9.28
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 4 · HOME
91 starts, 23 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-2-9-2-4.
14.04
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1
102 starts, 56 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 1-1-1-2-1.
5.76
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 2
98 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-2-1-14.
9.69
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 3
91 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-14-1-2-1.
14.45
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 4
97 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-3-1-2.
8.64
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 1 · HOME
98 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-3-4-3-12.
57.76
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 2 · HOME
105 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-13-4-3-12.
82.48
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3 · HOME
93 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-4-3-4-3.
34.70
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 4 · HOME
92 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 3-7-4-15-3.
71.81

Course preview

40 sections · 586 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

A relay in which no leg resembles any other leg. One club has won it twice with the same running order and nobody has ever won it three times with anything, which has not stopped eight of them trying the same running order.

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