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· Season 4 · Round 43

The Tower Relay — Relay

Chute Tower · The Tower Relay · 628 m · 32 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win

Honey Mustard took The Tower Relay — Relay for the The Nuggets. Stubbs finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:16.905 — 5 +4 9 11.9
1 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:16.905 — 5 +4 9 11.9
1 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:16.905 — 5 +4 9 11.9
1 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 2:16.905 — 5 +4 9 11.9
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:18.871 +1.97 2 0 9 11.1
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:18.871 +1.97 2 0 9 11.1
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:18.871 +1.97 2 0 9 11.1
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:18.871 +1.97 2 0 9 11.1
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:21.017 +4.11 7 +4 6 12.9
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:21.017 +4.11 7 +4 6 12.9
3 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:21.017 +4.11 7 +4 6 12.9
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:21.017 +4.11 7 +4 6 12.9
4 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:22.627 +5.72 1 -3 9 11.5
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:22.627 +5.72 1 -3 9 11.5
4 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:22.627 +5.72 1 -3 9 11.5
4 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:22.627 +5.72 1 -3 9 11.5
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:26.451 +9.55 4 -1 6 9.5
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:26.451 +9.55 4 -1 6 9.5
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:26.451 +9.55 4 -1 6 9.5
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:26.451 +9.55 4 -1 6 9.5
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:31.351 +14.45 3 -3 8 11.6
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:31.351 +14.45 3 -3 8 11.6
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:31.351 +14.45 3 -3 8 11.6
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:31.351 +14.45 3 -3 8 11.6
— Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:36.072 +19.17 6 -1 6 9.9
— Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:36.072 +19.17 6 -1 6 9.9
— Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:36.072 +19.17 6 -1 6 9.9
— Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:36.072 +19.17 6 -1 6 9.9
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:38.033 +21.13 8 0 16 10.5
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:38.033 +21.13 8 0 16 10.5
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:38.033 +21.13 8 0 16 10.5
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:38.033 +21.13 8 0 16 10.5
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.678
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Averaging 9.7 contacts an event coming in.
9.450
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 2-1-3-2-8.
12.889
That is a big one for Yolk.
16.478
You do not see that every day.
20.061
Refried Ron is completely off the deck.
27.311
Here comes Yolk. Recent finishes: 8-10-4-3-7.
30.311
Thick Rick wins it. Career record: 8 wins from 106, average finish 5.3.
40.033
Refried Ron slips to the rear.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Refried Ron 1.944 Refried Ron 1.944
Smooth Descent Metal Yolk 4.728 Pilot Light 2.622
Sweeping Curve Metal Yolk 6.428 Yolk 1.700
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Yolk 8.222 Yolk 1.794
The Drops Metal Yolk 9.478 Puck Yeah 1.250
Laundry Chute Metal Yolk 12.439 Yolk 2.961
Narrow Pipe Metal Yolk 14.856 Yolk 2.417
The Drops Slick Yolk 17.150 Thick Rick 2.250
Rotating Drum Metal Yolk 25.128 Gravy 7.783
Laundry Chute Smooth Yolk 27.228 Puck Yeah 1.977
The Washboard Metal Yolk 29.456 Puck Yeah 2.000
Slick Floor Smooth Yolk 30.311 Puck Yeah 0.767
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 1 1/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/1 6
4 PCK The Pucks 4 1/1 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/1 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 6 1/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 0/1 2
8 BEA The Beans 8 1/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

32 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · Leg 1
108 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-6-3-12-6.
85.14
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles · Leg 2
94 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-3-6-6-14.
73.04
1
Big Randy The Noodles · Leg 3
97 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 10-6-3-5-8.
131.91
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · Leg 4
105 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 11-6-7-7-3.
137.42
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 1 · HOME
101 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-7-6-9-6.
83.24
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · Leg 2 · HOME
100 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-11-6-10-5.
96.67
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · Leg 3 · HOME
99 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-6-5-1-7.
52.01
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · Leg 4 · HOME
104 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 9-7-6-4-5.
82.80
5
Refried Ron The Beans · Leg 1
99 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-5-4-16-5.
70.64
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans · Leg 2
101 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-12-5-3-15.
84.71
6
The Kidney The Beans · Leg 3
103 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-4-5-13-4.
63.51
22
Butter Bean The Beans · Leg 4
101 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 3-4-5-8-5.
58.27
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · Leg 1
98 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 13-8-7-7-8.
172.24
1
The Unit Basement Heat · Leg 2
105 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-8-4-7-11.
94.23
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · Leg 3
96 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-7-8-2-8.
54.26
4
Radiator Basement Heat · Leg 4
105 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-8-10-7-8.
154.08
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · Leg 1
102 starts, 8 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 2-2-16-8-6.
36.86
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · Leg 2
101 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 4-2-8-3-2.
16.11
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · Leg 3
103 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-8-7-3-5.
13.25
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · Leg 4
98 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 14-2-5-8-7.
35.61
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · Leg 1
94 starts, 23 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-2-8-3-2.
19.90
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · Leg 2
105 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 15-3-2-2-1.
24.05
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · Leg 3
103 starts, 25 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-2-14-2-2.
14.16
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · Leg 4
102 starts, 25 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 2-3-4-1-2.
10.91
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · Leg 1 · HOME
104 starts, 58 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 1-1-1-1-1.
5.06
3
The Coaster The Pucks · Leg 2 · HOME
101 starts, 44 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-14-1-1-1.
11.87
8
Slapper The Pucks · Leg 3 · HOME
104 starts, 47 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-1-13-1.
9.12
4
Wide Load The Pucks · Leg 4 · HOME
95 starts, 37 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 12-1-1-16-1.
31.16
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · Leg 1
108 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 16-5-4-3-13.
87.85
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · Leg 2
96 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 5-15-4-6-3.
78.74
2
Squish The Soft Boys · Leg 3
98 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-5-3-4-2.
36.44
21
Custard The Soft Boys · Leg 4
102 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.9. Last five: 5-3-4-9-4.
41.78

Course preview

41 sections · 628 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Four legs down a steel shaft, where handovers happen at speed or not at all. The third one happens in the dark: the light on that landing has been out since 1997 and is, according to the paperwork, somebody's responsibility.

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